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ErectMedia · 10-14-2012, 10:28 AM

Few drinks beforehand and she forgets the saying "Wrong Hole"

Chosen · 10-14-2012, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by ErectMedia

Few drinks beforehand and she forgets the saying "Wrong Hole"

Markul · 10-14-2012, 10:49 AM

Never marry and/or get kids with a stripper!

blazin · 10-14-2012, 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Markul

Never marry and/or get kids with a stripper!

or.... You can't turn a hoe into a housewife.

blazin · 10-14-2012, 11:02 AM

Define yourself by the things you do.. not the things you own.

Va2k · 10-14-2012, 11:32 AM

I have a few more and this is so true because of what went down with me..

#1 You can't turn a whore into a house wife.
#2 There is a such thing as KARMA!
#3 What you have done in your past could and will haunt you.
#4 If you or her cheat just once it's over
#5 open relationships DON'T WORK! (at least for me)
#6 Trust no one but yourself and then be Leary about that! LOL
#7 Kids are the most important things in life nothing else really matters
#8 Credit is really the works of evil people
#9 It's harder to lose weight when you are 40 then it was when you were 20
#10 KARMA IS A COLD HEARTED BITCH!!!

That is my

DamageX · 10-14-2012, 11:34 AM

If clichés were a lethal disease, then everyone in this thread would be dead or dying.

Tom_PM · 10-14-2012, 11:36 AM

Authority positions are held be people from the same intellectual pool as garbage collectors.

shimmy2 · 10-14-2012, 11:43 AM

america sucks, leave while you still can

brassmonkey · 10-14-2012, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by shimmy2

america sucks, leave while you still can

not everybody is kool with living in the ghetto dogg

DamageX · 10-14-2012, 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

not everybody is kool with living in the ghetto dogg

But you have no problem with it, right?

pornmasta · 10-14-2012, 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by DamageX

If clichés were a lethal disease, then everyone in this thread would be dead or dying.

rotfl a little bit
also people are funny with this karma thing.
Ask the opinion of the jews and explain them this theory of Karma

2012 · 10-14-2012, 12:11 PM

never promote cams

ilnjscb · 10-14-2012, 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

If it flies, floats or fucks it's cheaper to rent it.

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

Save for a rainy day. Because it always rain.

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Originally Posted by DamageX

Don't quit your dayjob.

Goddamn are these true

_Richard_ · 10-14-2012, 08:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Brian837

let her think she is right so you can tap it and get some sleep

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Va2k I’m still alive barley. Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Va Posts: 10,060	I have a few more and this is so true because of what went down with me.. #1 You can't turn a whore into a house wife. #2 There is a such thing as KARMA! #3 What you have done in your past could and will haunt you. #4 If you or her cheat just once it's over #5 open relationships DON'T WORK! (at least for me) #6 Trust no one but yourself and then be Leary about that! LOL #7 Kids are the most important things in life nothing else really matters #8 Credit is really the works of evil people #9 It's harder to lose weight when you are 40 then it was when you were 20 #10 KARMA IS A COLD HEARTED BITCH!!! That is my __________________

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