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Turboface · 10-06-2012, 10:10 PM

TOP!

Booyah.

Colo_bitch · 10-06-2012, 10:14 PM

Haha yep you guys have been spoiled way to long haha all these boobies everywhere anytime

Colo_bitch · 10-06-2012, 10:15 PM

I like thumbs up

Colo_bitch · 10-06-2012, 10:17 PM

So tell me this just out of curiosity ... Do you get desensitized seeing so many naked women? Do you start to get bored and crave unusual or just regular sex?

sarettah · 10-06-2012, 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Colo_bitch

I like thumbs up

And we like tits.

Only difference is you got to see his thumbs up now didn't you?

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sarettah · 10-06-2012, 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Colo_bitch

So tell me this just out of curiosity ... Do you get desensitized seeing so many naked women?

Apparently not.

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Colo_bitch · 10-06-2012, 10:19 PM

Well that's good that you love your jobs

just curious

sarettah · 10-06-2012, 10:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Colo_bitch

Do you start to get bored and crave unusual or just regular sex?

Describe unusual.

And do it in a nice sexy voice.

Please

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Colo_bitch · 10-06-2012, 10:20 PM

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Originally Posted by sarettah

And we like tits.

Only difference is you got to see his thumbs up now didn't you?

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His thumb looks better than my tits

lo0ni · 10-06-2012, 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Colo_bitch

So tell me this just out of curiosity ... Do you get desensitized seeing so many naked women? Do you start to get bored and crave unusual or just regular sex?

There's only one way to find out...

sarettah · 10-06-2012, 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Colo_bitch

His thumb looks better than my tits

Just as I'm about to stop all the sexist shit and welcome you, you got to give me more to play with (that's what she said...beat you to it)

I was just fooling around. Welcome back. Or just welcome to the board because I never noticed you before this thread.

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Colo_bitch · 10-06-2012, 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by sarettah

Describe unusual.

And do it in a nice sexy voice.

Please

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Whispers ....do you crave to be at a pool filled with woman dressed in black latex crotchless bodysuits swimming like seals making mating calls ?

Colo_bitch · 10-06-2012, 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by sarettah

Just as I'm about to stop all the sexist shit and welcome you, you got to give me more to play with (that's what she said...beat you to it)

I was just fooling around. Welcome back. Or just welcome to the board because I never noticed you before this thread.

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Thanks ;)

sarettah · 10-06-2012, 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Colo_bitch

Whispers ....do you crave to be at a pool filled with woman dressed in black latex crotchless bodysuits swimming like seals making mating calls ?

What's unusual about that. Sounds like a regular old weeknight to me.

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Colo_bitch · 10-06-2012, 10:30 PM

Maybe I'm desensitized

sarettah · 10-06-2012, 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Colo_bitch

Maybe I'm desensitized

They have creams and drugs and shit for that. Happens to all women once they get past that 35 year old mark or so.

Doing the hot flash thing yet?

;p

Colo_bitch · 10-06-2012, 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by sarettah

They have creams and drugs and shit for that. Happens to all women once they get past that 35 year old mark or so.

Doing the hot flash thing yet?

;p

Nope not yet only problem I get is my big meat curtains pop out of the legs of my jeans and stick to my socks. The creams do help though because I get less chafing

ggrrssyydik · 10-06-2012, 10:45 PM

Colo_bitch · 10-06-2012, 10:46 PM

Digs a hole for poor scrappy

ggrrssyydik · 10-06-2012, 10:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Colo_bitch

So tell me this just out of curiosity ... Do you get desensitized seeing so many naked women? Do you start to get bored and crave unusual or just regular sex?

I have an ambulance, what do you think me and the wife do when we get bored of just regular sex.

Colo_bitch · 10-06-2012, 10:54 PM

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Originally Posted by ggrrssyydik

I have an ambulance, what do you think me and the wife do when we get bored of just regular sex.

Do tell?

ggrrssyydik · 10-06-2012, 10:59 PM

Best time was blowing through traffic and red light lights and siren blaring while pounding away. Highly illegal btw.
Bring your own man (or woman if thats what your in too) Ill give you 2 a ride

Colo_bitch · 10-06-2012, 11:04 PM

I only like men ... I know I will be considered boring but ... Yep I swing one way . No boyfriend because I don't have time but I'd be happy to watch you guys hahahahaha

6South · 10-06-2012, 11:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Colo_bitch

I only like men ... I know I will be considered boring but ... Yep I swing one way . No boyfriend because I don't have time but I'd be happy to watch you guys hahahahaha

So you have a BF who can fit in your purse and eats batteries then.

Then again, you might be the Hitachi Magic Wand type.

Show me a woman's vibe of choice and I can tell you her entire sexual history.

Colo_bitch · 10-06-2012, 11:35 PM

Celebrator 2

DamageX · 10-07-2012, 02:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Colo_bitch

I like thumbs up

Up where?

6South · 10-07-2012, 03:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Colo_bitch

Celebrator 2

My guess would be that you've tried other types and found the traditional vibration type to be distracting, painful or both.

I'd also give a 10% chance that your first purchase of a vibe was with a partner.

You should look into an alternative that uses an adapter w/ the true electric toothbrush models that are rechargeable. The knock off / sex toy versions have horrible battery life and are not very effective once the batteries are outside the 80 percent charged region.

Colo_bitch · 10-07-2012, 12:56 PM

Actually my first I bought myself because he wasn't much of a partner haha. The Celebrator is hands down the best

Zeiss · 10-07-2012, 01:18 PM

Well, hi there!

Colo_bitch · 10-07-2012, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by sexvideosex

Well, hi there!

hi there

RyuLion · 10-07-2012, 01:25 PM

Welcome back..to the Troll Zoo..

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Penny24Seven · 10-07-2012, 03:08 PM

wow what a thread. I was reading the whole time for someone to stick up for her and all the trolls to bash him but it never really went down LOL. Great thread!

Colo_bitch · 10-07-2012, 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Brian837

wow what a thread. I was reading the whole time for someone to stick up for her and all the trolls to bash him but it never really went down LOL. Great thread!

Glad you enjoyed it haha

rowan · 10-07-2012, 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by tfs

Wow. GFY is so butt-hurt that no-one kisses ass anymore? I remember the day when you fucks would spend months stabbing yourselves in the eye and fawning over anyone with a female in their avatar.

This is why I'm thinking Colo_bitch may be an actual female. If it was a guy sitting at the keyboard, he'd be teasing and saying he'd show tits as soon as <some unlikely condition> was met. Mind is full of fuck.

A million cheers for girls on the internets!

Colo_bitch · 10-07-2012, 06:35 PM

I'm glad I'm not a guy cause I think it would be annoying to have a penis. Don't they feel uncomfortable? Don't they bounce or get heavy to carry around all day? I would think its a huge distraction

Mr Pheer · 10-07-2012, 07:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Colo_bitch

I'm glad I'm not a guy cause I think it would be annoying to have a penis. Don't they feel uncomfortable? Don't they bounce or get heavy to carry around all day? I would think its a huge distraction

I'm glad I'm not a girl cause I think it would be annoying to have tits. Don't they feel uncomfortable? Don't they bounce or get heavy to carry around all day? I would think its a huge distraction

Colo_bitch · 10-07-2012, 07:35 PM

It is annoying especially big boobs.

DamageX · 10-07-2012, 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Colo_bitch

I'm glad I'm not a guy cause I think it would be annoying to have a penis. Don't they feel uncomfortable? Don't they bounce or get heavy to carry around all day? I would think its a huge distraction

That's not even the worst part. Just imagine, every time you get a hard-on, you can no longer think, 'cause there ain't no blood left to power your brain...

Colo_bitch · 10-07-2012, 09:53 PM

That's kinda hot haha but I don't think I'd like having that kind of tunnel vision with no immediate cure

DamageX · 10-07-2012, 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Colo_bitch

That's kinda hot haha but I don't think I'd like having that kind of tunnel vision with no immediate cure

Who said there's no immediate cure?

Colo_bitch · 10-07-2012, 10:04 PM

Your lucky then

DamageX · 10-07-2012, 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Colo_bitch

Your lucky then

Not as lucky as the female providing the "cure".

Colo_bitch · 10-07-2012, 10:26 PM

Lucky girl then

Spunky · 10-07-2012, 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Colo_bitch

Maybe I'm desensitized

I love all types of women.if I didn't get aroused on a daily basis,I might as well be dead.

Colo_bitch · 10-07-2012, 10:37 PM

Well then your name suits you well ;)

Colo_bitch · 10-07-2012, 10:40 PM

I tend to like very ordinary looking men . I like a tummy and I like husbandly looking men ... Not sure my reasoning but that's what I like. Haha big muscular douchey looking guys are a turnoff . It's good to have an open mind and to be in touch with your sexual side and be able to communicate it

DamageX · 10-07-2012, 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Colo_bitch

I tend to like very ordinary looking men . I like a tummy and I like husbandly looking men ... Not sure my reasoning but that's what I like.

Sounds like you're shit out of luck. Can't imagine many rednecks living around your parts.

Colo_bitch · 10-07-2012, 10:50 PM

I don't like the California douchey guys cause they act like they have to prove something and only care about what material possessions they own and they wear so much gel in their hair . Not many guys here that I like.

Spunky · 10-07-2012, 10:52 PM

When I was younger I liked older women,now that I'm older,I like the younger women.I was a man whore when I was young.there wasn't any worry about aids and std's.the pull out method worked 99%

Colo_bitch · 10-07-2012, 10:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

When I was younger I liked older women,now that I'm older,I like the younger women.I was a man whore when I was young.there wasn't any worry about aids and std's.the pull out method worked 99%

I like older men usually....I like that they slow down . I think most guys do like younger as they get older. I took a human sexuality course and it's a thing that's gone all the way back to the prehistoric times. It's about fertility n hips and stuff . It was interesting tho

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Colo_bitch Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 309	So tell me this just out of curiosity ... Do you get desensitized seeing so many naked women? Do you start to get bored and crave unusual or just regular sex?

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Colo_bitch Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 309	Well that's good that you love your jobs just curious

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Colo_bitch Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 309	Maybe I'm desensitized

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Colo_bitch Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 309	Digs a hole for poor scrappy

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Colo_bitch Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 309	I only like men ... I know I will be considered boring but ... Yep I swing one way . No boyfriend because I don't have time but I'd be happy to watch you guys hahahahaha

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Colo_bitch Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 309	I'm glad I'm not a guy cause I think it would be annoying to have a penis. Don't they feel uncomfortable? Don't they bounce or get heavy to carry around all day? I would think its a huge distraction

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Colo_bitch Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 309	It is annoying especially big boobs.

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Colo_bitch Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 309	That's kinda hot haha but I don't think I'd like having that kind of tunnel vision with no immediate cure

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Colo_bitch Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 309	Your lucky then

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Colo_bitch Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 309	Lucky girl then

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Colo_bitch Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 309	I tend to like very ordinary looking men . I like a tummy and I like husbandly looking men ... Not sure my reasoning but that's what I like. Haha big muscular douchey looking guys are a turnoff . It's good to have an open mind and to be in touch with your sexual side and be able to communicate it

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Colo_bitch Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 309	I don't like the California douchey guys cause they act like they have to prove something and only care about what material possessions they own and they wear so much gel in their hair . Not many guys here that I like.

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