Why are car dealership commercials so retarded? - GoFuckYourself.com

Plat · 02-14-2003, 07:56 PM

Its like...

BUY BUY BUY!!! WE'RE DEALIN' SIGN AND DRIVE SIGN AND DRIVE!!!

I dont get it.

greentea · 02-14-2003, 07:58 PM

retarted maybe, but very effective yes.

Plat · 02-14-2003, 08:02 PM

So they think

greentea · 02-14-2003, 08:04 PM

They wouldent keep running them and paying top dollar if they werent.

I agree some are just plain stupid.

Plat · 02-14-2003, 08:04 PM

I mean..we got a few used car commercials here in Charlotte....that are just.. OMG DEAL DEAL ITS A BARGAIN NO MONEY DOWN NO PAYMENTS TILL 2010!!! WE'RE FUCKIN DEALIN'

Oh wait..we got another one that is mocking the "WE'RE DEALIN'" guy with "WE'RE HEALIN" and its a white guy that looks like vanilla ice who's smackin ppl's heads like he's a preist sayin that he's healin their bad credit lol

02-14-2003, 08:21 PM

The best was "Mel Farr, Superstar, for a far better deal".

He was the black dude from Detroit that wore a cape like Superman.

After all these years I still can't get his jingle out of my head.

I think he got busted for turning back odometers or something.

UnseenWorld · 02-14-2003, 08:22 PM

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Originally posted by greentea
retarted maybe, but very affective yes.

I think they are probably most effective on people who can't spell and don't know the difference between "affective" and "effective."

greentea · 02-14-2003, 08:23 PM

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Originally posted by UnseenWorld

I think they are probably most effective on people who can't spell and don't know the difference between "affective" and "effective."

Ouch that hurt.. hahaha its the blunt thats burning now..

greentea · 02-14-2003, 08:25 PM

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Originally posted by UnseenWorld

I think they are probably most effective on people who can't spell and don't know the difference between "affective" and "effective."

Thanks O great one..

Plat · 02-14-2003, 08:26 PM

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Originally posted by UnseenWorld

I think they are probably most effective on people who can't spell and don't know the difference between "affective" and "effective."

rofl nice

and thats only funny to ppl who didnt get it before but now they do after Unseen cleared that up :P

sumphatpimp · 02-14-2003, 08:27 PM

i put that kind of sales talk on my free sites to upsell sponsor,

wasn't Effective......no sales

and surfers are just plain leeches and tight wads

Fletch XXX · 02-14-2003, 08:29 PM

The California Car Dealer.

Cal Worthington.

a car dealership for over 50 years!

He has wild animals on his commercials not so much since hes really old now but the commercials all are reruns of him riding donkey giraffess n shit.

http://www.calworthington.com/

'Cal Worthington has been in the car business for 52 years, and has probably sold more cars and trucks than anyone in the world. Throughout this entire period of time, he and his staff have dedicated themselves to fair and honest attempts to make sure you get the best possible deal. Cal's slogan has always been, "I'll stand on my head to beat anybody's deal," and he's proved it time and time again.'

greentea · 02-14-2003, 08:29 PM

friggin hilarious

Fletch XXX · 02-14-2003, 08:33 PM

this fucker has gone far beyond any other car dealer.

http://www.mydogspot.com/scrapbook.htm

02-14-2003, 08:34 PM

I'd buy a car from him. He's got class.

OneHungLo · 02-14-2003, 09:44 PM

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Originally posted by evildick
The best was "Mel Farr, Superstar, for a far better deal".

He was the black dude from Detroit that wore a cape like Superman.

After all these years I still can't get his jingle out of my head.

I think he got busted for turning back odometers or something.

That guy rocks...

"The dealer, Mel Farr, the former Detroit Lions football player, leases the cars to anyone who can come up with at least $50 a week. The catch is that a payment is due every Friday night, and customers must pay up each week to get the code they need to punch into a device attached to the dashboard. Otherwise, the car stays parked."

http://www.ppsontime.com/news/news4.html

Plat · 02-14-2003, 09:46 PM

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Originally posted by evildick

I'd buy a car from him. He's got class.

haha what a great website

k that one wins hands down

LiveDose · 02-14-2003, 10:02 PM

It's sad, where I am the local dealership owners pimp out their children on tv to sell their cars. Trying to be all cute.. They probably get a granny or two to fall for it though...

02-14-2003, 07:56 PM	#1
Plat Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Clearwater, Florida Posts: 2,680	Why are car dealership commercials so retarded? Its like... BUY BUY BUY!!! WE'RE DEALIN' SIGN AND DRIVE SIGN AND DRIVE!!! I dont get it. __________________ Im fuckin retired

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greentea Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: South Florida Posts: 6,580	retarted maybe, but very effective yes. __________________ blunts Last edited by greentea; 02-14-2003 at 08:27 PM..

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Plat Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Clearwater, Florida Posts: 2,680	So they think __________________ Im fuckin retired

02-14-2003, 08:04 PM	#4
greentea Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: South Florida Posts: 6,580	They wouldent keep running them and paying top dollar if they werent. I agree some are just plain stupid. __________________ blunts

02-14-2003, 08:04 PM	#5
Plat Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Clearwater, Florida Posts: 2,680	I mean..we got a few used car commercials here in Charlotte....that are just.. OMG DEAL DEAL ITS A BARGAIN NO MONEY DOWN NO PAYMENTS TILL 2010!!! WE'RE FUCKIN DEALIN' Oh wait..we got another one that is mocking the "WE'RE DEALIN'" guy with "WE'RE HEALIN" and its a white guy that looks like vanilla ice who's smackin ppl's heads like he's a preist sayin that he's healin their bad credit lol __________________ Im fuckin retired

02-14-2003, 08:21 PM	#6
evildick Guest Posts: n/a	The best was "Mel Farr, Superstar, for a far better deal". He was the black dude from Detroit that wore a cape like Superman. After all these years I still can't get his jingle out of my head. I think he got busted for turning back odometers or something.

02-14-2003, 08:27 PM	#11
sumphatpimp Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 5,235	i put that kind of sales talk on my free sites to upsell sponsor, wasn't Effective......no sales and surfers are just plain leeches and tight wads

02-14-2003, 08:29 PM	#12
Fletch XXX GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: that 504 Posts: 60,840	The California Car Dealer. Cal Worthington. a car dealership for over 50 years! He has wild animals on his commercials not so much since hes really old now but the commercials all are reruns of him riding donkey giraffess n shit. http://www.calworthington.com/ 'Cal Worthington has been in the car business for 52 years, and has probably sold more cars and trucks than anyone in the world. Throughout this entire period of time, he and his staff have dedicated themselves to fair and honest attempts to make sure you get the best possible deal. Cal's slogan has always been, "I'll stand on my head to beat anybody's deal," and he's proved it time and time again.' __________________ Want an Android App for your tube, membership, or free site? Need banners or promo material? Hit us up (ICQ Fletch: 148841377) or email me fletchxxx at gmail.com - recent work - About me

02-14-2003, 08:29 PM	#13
greentea Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: South Florida Posts: 6,580	friggin hilarious __________________ blunts

02-14-2003, 08:33 PM	#14
Fletch XXX GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: that 504 Posts: 60,840	this fucker has gone far beyond any other car dealer. http://www.mydogspot.com/scrapbook.htm __________________ Want an Android App for your tube, membership, or free site? Need banners or promo material? Hit us up (ICQ Fletch: 148841377) or email me fletchxxx at gmail.com - recent work - About me

02-14-2003, 08:34 PM	#15
evildick Guest Posts: n/a	I'd buy a car from him. He's got class.

02-14-2003, 10:02 PM	#18
LiveDose Show Yer Tits! Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Somewhere Out there... Posts: 25,792	It's sad, where I am the local dealership owners pimp out their children on tv to sell their cars. Trying to be all cute.. They probably get a granny or two to fall for it though... __________________ Scammer Alert: acer19 acer [email protected] [email protected] Money stolen using PayPal