Found my homemade pay site tour design I made myself 5-6 years ago LOL

[Penny24Seven]

Now this is a pimp design haha I got so much shit for my design but back then it worked very well, it was probably because it was back then
Check out page 3 on the tour where it says "how we started" and the story haha I cannot believe that shit.

http://wayback.archive.org/web/20070...adepaysite.com

[garce]

Better than 90% of the shit that's out there now. I see a number of assholes I would happily tongue fuck. A least three.

[atom]

I honestly think sites like these still convert kick ass, especially when going for the true amateur niche. Fuck, I would put it live as a second tour.

[Chosen]

Not the worst design I've seen in my life...

[BIGTYMER]

Post more of that blonde with the sweet ass!

[baryl]

I was expecting some kind of 90's frames and rotating skulls .gifs.

That's not too bad at all. A little busy but would still work today.

[Penny24Seven]

well damn I expected laughs, five years ago people talked so much shit about my tour.
Which blonde do you mean? They are both still around, The tall one is Penelope

[John-ACWM]

'you're one click away from the members area'! cool

[Penny24Seven]

Originally Posted by John-ACWM

'you're one click away from the members area'! cool

I know right, how can you not click that, it is just one more click, if you do not it will be on your mind all day and you will end up coming back and clicking it, then when you do and you find yourself on the ccbill page you think.... well maybe one more click and that is my my ratio is 1:1 ha

[DamianJ]

It's miles better than DVTimes' sites!

[grumpy]

would still work, has that amateur touch, fire it up again.

[PR_Glen]

simple has always sold well.

[Penny24Seven]

Originally Posted by grumpy

would still work, has that amateur touch, fire it up again.

I was looking for it last week to do so, I need to change a few girls first, I just made a huge picture in photoshop and then cut it up in parts so there is no text for google LOL, well what I name the pictures if that matters

[Penny24Seven]

Originally Posted by grumpy

would still work, has that amateur touch, fire it up again.

almost done, had to make it with different pictures but most are the same girls.

[CaptainHowdy]

Still looks cool ...

[alan-l]

Comic Sans=WIN

[Django]

not bad not bad

[BSleazy]

I'll convert it to wordpress for $50. Easy updates...

[Penny24Seven]

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

Still looks cool ...

LOL thanks, I remember you from my old gfy nick, lost the password and had to start over, do you still sell your sig? Pretty sure I bought yours a lot, if so just email me and I will do it again

Originally Posted by alan-l

Comic Sans=WIN

Funny you notice that LOL, What a mess I made, like 10 different fonts on the page including Comic Sans haha good laughs

Originally Posted by BCyber

I'll convert it to wordpress for $50. Easy updates...

I don't even know what wordpress is. I update the members area in 5 minutes 2-3 times a week. Is that what you mean?

[loreen]

Originally Posted by atom

I honestly think sites like these still convert kick ass, especially when going for the true amateur niche

You are perfectly right

[Paul Markham]

The only problem I see is the selection of the images, lots of bad ones.

[Penny24Seven]

Originally Posted by Paul Markham

The only problem I see is the selection of the images, lots of bad ones.

you are right paul, I need to make it look more pro and take that homemade look away from it so it will do better because there is only one way to do things right LOL, if I didn't already use this lame tour and make a lot of money from it I might not know why so many people think you are the way you are. I see many things wrong with the tour but those wrongs are part of the reason it did well. Hell even how some pics are way to dark LOL is funny. I was in the real niche, customers really got to talk and request videos from the girls and it still works today

[fitzmulti]

Originally Posted by Paul Markham

The only problem I see is the selection of the images, lots of bad ones.

Originally Posted by Brian837

you are right paul, I need to make it look more pro and take that homemade look away from it so it will do better because there is only one way to do things right LOL, if I didn't already use this lame tour and make a lot of money from it I might not know why so many people think you are the way you are. I see many things wrong with the tour but those wrongs are part of the reason it did well. Hell even how some pics are way to dark LOL is funny. I was in the real niche, customers really got to talk and request videos from the girls and it still works today

Yeah...because, everyone knows that for a "homemade" "amateur" "do it yourself" website, you'd NEED to have "Penthouse" "Twistys" "Playboy" glam-style quality photos...
Oh, wait...that's not what Paul's trying to "sell" you on anyway...


For what the site's s'posed to be, it looks great - especially for back then!

[Paul Markham]

Originally Posted by Brian837

you are right paul, I need to make it look more pro and take that homemade look away from it so it will do better because there is only one way to do things right LOL, if I didn't already use this lame tour and make a lot of money from it I might not know why so many people think you are the way you are. I see many things wrong with the tour but those wrongs are part of the reason it did well. Hell even how some pics are way to dark LOL is funny. I was in the real niche, customers really got to talk and request videos from the girls and it still works today

When you don't know the problem don't try to be glib.

Some of the girls look unhappy and unwilling. Change that and make them look more like amateur girls have fun. Go to the Facebook girls thread for the looks you need. In fact the problem is these girls don't look home mad enough.

Remember I was shooting home made before most of you had hair around your balls.

[Penny24Seven]

Originally Posted by Paul Markham

When you don't know the problem don't try to be glib.

Some of the girls look unhappy and unwilling. Change that and make them look more like amateur girls have fun. Go to the Facebook girls thread for the looks you need. In fact the problem is these girls don't look home mad enough.

Remember I was shooting home made before most of you had hair around your balls.

lol here we go with I have been doing it longer so I know it all. It is your opinion paul and 99% of the time I would not even wipe my ass with your opinion. You are retired because you cannot make it anymore. You have no control over your own so called money and you have shown that. There are several things I cannot say about this because I don't feel like giving shit away and you would not believe it anyway since your way is the only way. Everyone in the world thinks like you remember.
Like always it doesn't mean you are wrong but it also doesn't mean you are right, There is more then one way to do things and you will never get that.

[v4 media]

Originally Posted by Paul Markham

The only problem I see is the selection of the images, lots of bad ones.

Yep he shouldn't have put your content on there..

[Paul Markham]

OK for those who want to listen.



Let's do it girl by girl. Considering if the girls match the story told.

Girls next door, do their own thing and making their own porn for the fun of it and some money.

Top left girl, does she fit that profie?

Top right might.

Central blond looks bored and posed.

Bottom left is a babe and could be a fountain of cash. If she didn't look like she was about to burst into tears.

Bottom left is teasing me.

!-5 done right.



Top two look unhappy.

middle blond is OK, but it's an ass. Can you really get that wrong?

Bottom left is good, bottom right is eyes and perfect. al the girls should have eyes open and eager like her. The other girl is fine.



Top 4, two good 2 bad.

The locations look more like my studio than my home.

Brian will never get it because he's like so clever he is a god. For those lesser beings here's some things to think about.

Understand and research the product. If it's Penthouse, you need a location, clothing, make up, model, etc. THAT screams up Penthouse.

If it's Girl Next Door. you need location, clothing, make up, model, etc. THAT screams up Girl next door.

So what is GND? Amateur, doing it for kicks, bit of cash, fun, sex and the type of girl who lives next door to you and might just fuck you. What she must never look like is a girl who is unhappy, not willing, bored, or doing it for money, locations have to change and look like they were shot in a home, in my opinion Photoshopping the background out, isn't something GND girls would do, Brian probably did it because of his lack of locations.

Getting the images to match the text is essential in selling anything. When selling something visual, people will look at the images first and then the text. IF after seeing the images they're still interested.

Of course Brian doesn't need such advice, because he knows it all.

[Paul Markham]

Originally Posted by v4 media

Yep he shouldn't have put your content on there..

Spot on mate.

Well let's see which girls look more GND doing it for fun.























Of course if your customers fantasise of living next door to a bored bitch who would never fuck you for free. Dave has it spot on.

If you want natural poses, of happy girls who would fuck you, I'm the man to see.

[Penny24Seven]

paul you are more of an idiot by each passing day, do you realize that this thread was to laugh at how bad my design was 6 years ago when I made it and even better it did so well? So changing the design has nothing to do with anything, It is in the past and has stayed there since. You going back to bitch about something from 6 years ago and how you know it all makes no sense at all. What is your point? I expected people to laugh but nothing like mr know it all paul to stick his nose in and add a bunch of pic of ugly ass girls LOL, fact is it ALREADY worked and made money. So anything you say is pointless. I think it is funny how you do not get that. I am not going to argue about this design because it sucks. Yes I know the pics suck too LOL but I can leave it at that because it was 6 years ago. I am not sure your goal unless a time machine is what you are building in your spare time LOL

[Penny24Seven]

and that guy makes fun of you as if I used your girls bashing you LOL and you say spot on mate HAHA, are you that clueless? HAHA

[Penny24Seven]

Originally Posted by v4 media

Yep he shouldn't have put your content on there..

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA he doesn't even get it and agreed with you, HAHA

[Paul Markham]

Originally Posted by Brian837

paul you are more of an idiot by each passing day, do you realize that this thread was to laugh at how bad my design was 6 years ago when I made it and even better it did so well? So changing the design has nothing to do with anything, It is in the past and has stayed there since. You going back to bitch about something from 6 years ago and how you know it all makes no sense at all. What is your point? I expected people to laugh but nothing like mr know it all paul to stick his nose in and add a bunch of pic of ugly ass girls LOL, fact is it ALREADY worked and made money. So anything you say is pointless. I think it is funny how you do not get that. I am not going to argue about this design because it sucks. Yes I know the pics suck too LOL but I can leave it at that because it was 6 years ago. I am not sure your goal unless a time machine is what you are building in your spare time LOL

The design is fine and anyone selling porn who thinks the design matters over the content is a fool.

I know what he wrote and what he was saying, well I think I know what he was saying. It was that the content was crap. Or was he saying the content was great and Penthouse style. What ever. He was saying you shouldn't of put the content you did on the tour.

We agreed.

Look this isn't a private chat, others see these threads. I gave some advice on what GND should look like. You are a god who doesn't need to listen, you just have to keep working to make money.

[MaDalton]

i'm just here for the free entertainment

[Paul Markham]

Seeing the girls on the site you did years ago and the site you now have.

http://www.homemadepaysite.com/main.html

so good to see you saw where you were going wrong and learned how to shoot girls fitting the niche better.

Still using the same location I see.

Originally Posted by MaDalton

i'm just here for the free entertainment

Seeing how he's progressed and learned did make me chuckle a bit. Don't know what his beef is, he knows those shots were bad or he wouldn't be doing good ones now.

[body]

pls stop...I can't stop reading and it eats my time

[anexsia]

Originally Posted by Brian837

paul you are more of an idiot by each passing day, do you realize that this thread was to laugh at how bad my design was 6 years ago when I made it and even better it did so well? So changing the design has nothing to do with anything, It is in the past and has stayed there since. You going back to bitch about something from 6 years ago and how you know it all makes no sense at all. What is your point? I expected people to laugh but nothing like mr know it all paul to stick his nose in and add a bunch of pic of ugly ass girls LOL, fact is it ALREADY worked and made money. So anything you say is pointless. I think it is funny how you do not get that. I am not going to argue about this design because it sucks. Yes I know the pics suck too LOL but I can leave it at that because it was 6 years ago. I am not sure your goal unless a time machine is what you are building in your spare time LOL

What's really funny is that site you made long ago still looks better then paul's current site.

[Penny24Seven]

Originally Posted by Paul Markham

The design is fine and anyone selling porn who thinks the design matters over the content is a fool.

I know what he wrote and what he was saying, well I think I know what he was saying. It was that the content was crap. Or was he saying the content was great and Penthouse style. What ever. He was saying you shouldn't of put the content you did on the tour.

We agreed.

Look this isn't a private chat, others see these threads. I gave some advice on what GND should look like. You are a god who doesn't need to listen, you just have to keep working to make money.

I am a god because I do not agree with you? paul what you are saying has nothing to do with my point, we can both go back and find 100 sites and ways to make them better. Does that help you sleep better at night? We are talking about 6 years ago LOL. I am not going back in time and never said the design is more important. I posted it for laughs but you have to post pics of ugly girls for whatever reason. I will be the first and have said it just last week that I have learned a great deal working with affiliates and have no problem with people giving me help or info but I do not want it on a design from the past that I do not use and have already made lots of money with it. That is why I do not get why you waste your troll time on it lol. So keep on telling me what to change on a design that I used 6 years ago LOL. You are just pissed that people still make money in adult when you cannot so you call yourself retired and hate on all the rest.

[MaDalton]

Originally Posted by Paul Markham

Seeing how he's progressed and learned did make me chuckle a bit. Don't know what his beef is, he knows those shots were bad or he wouldn't be doing good ones now.

trust me, that's not what's entertaining me

[Penny24Seven]

Just another attempt for paul to try and sell his 1980 content, everything he says goes back to the same shit. It is all about paul and his ugly hairy girls, he is retired though even though he spends 40 hours a week trying to sell his content. This thread is a prime example. Sure he might not say it but once again more pics of his content and how great it is in a thread that has nothing to do with selling content.
I forgot to ask what location are you talking about? Are you still crying about 6 years ago? Every video was filmed in the same house not a studio but I will jump in my time machine and see what I can do about it haha

[Penny24Seven]

Originally Posted by Paul Markham

Seeing the girls on the site you did years ago and the site you now have.

http://www.homemadepaysite.com/main.html

so good to see you saw where you were going wrong and learned how to shoot girls fitting the niche better.

Still using the same location I see.



Seeing how he's progressed and learned did make me chuckle a bit. Don't know what his beef is, he knows those shots were bad or he wouldn't be doing good ones now.

The whole point of this thread was how bad that design was LOL, did you not read what I wrote? I am not trying to say this design is the bees knees paul LOL, maybe that is what you thought and I could see why you are acting like a retard if that is the case.
Other then that I am not sure why you are crying about this old design? It was posted to laugh at

[body]

and BRIAN...now I searched archive.org for my very first site...something like a mgp text style...amazing 400k impressions @ the counter muuuaahh thanks

[Penny24Seven]

Originally Posted by MaDalton

trust me, that's not what's entertaining me

LOL come on you know I should have called paul 6 years ago and put his ugly girls on my site, you can admit it and laugh at me for not doing it sooner. The only way anyone would be right is to fork out 3K and buy all his content. I give up, check is in the mail

[Penny24Seven]

Originally Posted by body

and BRIAN...now I searched archive.org for my very first site...something like a mgp text style...amazing 400k impressions @ the counter muuuaahh thanks

I don't want to put my first site on here LOL, it is a lot worse then this one
You are saying you found your first one though?

[MaDalton]

Originally Posted by Brian837

LOL come on you know I should have called paul 6 years ago and put his ugly girls on my site, you can admit it and laugh at me for not doing it sooner. The only way anyone would be right is to fork out 3K and buy all his content. I give up, check is in the mail

you could have retired by now - just like Paul

[Penny24Seven]

Originally Posted by body

pls stop...I can't stop reading and it eats my time

haha, I called it a pimp design, I think he thought I was serious when I said that. Paul needs to learn some slang talk and how saying it like that is the last thing from being serious haha hell I would still be using this tour if that was the case.
Oh well you cannot teach an old dog new tricks and you cannot teach paul anything. He already knows it all, bow to the power WWPD
I guess he thought I was arguing how great the design was or something. Better go water the cabbage paul, you said you would make me some beef and cabbage when I came to buy your content and visit

[Penny24Seven]

Originally Posted by MaDalton

you could have retired by now - just like Paul

HAAAA I know right, I beat myself up just thinking about it, even when the members told me about his content store and I did not listen. What was I thinking? To much time in the garden and not enough time buying his content.

[body]

Originally Posted by Brian837

I don't want to put my first site on here LOL, it is a lot worse then this one
You are saying you found your first one though?

yeah...archive shows 2001...can't really remember if I started earlier...got my first pc and 50 hours free surfing from aol loooool....you made my day!!!
Guess, what will a young man, just finished school and signed university, do with his first 50 hours of free internet?

And voila I learned HTML and created my own site

nooooooo
there was a site before...I think 1999/2000 I started...but I can't remember the name

[Penny24Seven]

Originally Posted by body

yeah...archive shows 2001...can't really remember if I started earlier...got my first pc and 50 hours free surfing from aol loooool....you made my day!!!
Guess, what will a young man, just finished school and signed university, do with his first 50 hours of free internet?

And voila I learned HTML and created my own site

nooooooo
there was a site before...I think 1999/2000 I started...but I can't remember the name

haha awesome, email me and I will tell you my first one. the counter shows 10,000 hits but they are all paid custom video or VHS customers that got the link after the sale, I was selling VHS LOL what a pain in the ass that was

[body]

Originally Posted by Brian837

haha awesome, email me and I will tell you my first one. the counter shows 10,000 hits but they are all paid custom video or VHS customers that got the link after the sale, I was selling VHS LOL what a pain in the ass that was

I will try to remember the very first one and mail you for sure ;)
I think my first money was with amateurpages.com ppc or so? did they offered that? and mojosearch? hell...have to remember

[jabula]

The more amateur the site looks the better