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Roald · 09-27-2012, 11:50 AM

http://www.smartplanet.com/blog/bull...ctivity-widget

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Yes, it does exactly what it sounds like it does. Designed as an entirely automated and hands-free solution, the massaging device comes with a wide range of customizable features that allow patients to adjust the temperature, amplitude, frequency and speed to his liking. The machine also features a display screen and a surround sound system users can connect to using headphones.

I'm getting one!!!

Best-In-BC · 09-27-2012, 11:56 AM

Im ordering One, Maby Two

GetSCORECash · 09-27-2012, 11:59 AM

Just have to figure out where to keep such a big vibrator.

Zoxxa · 09-27-2012, 11:59 AM

Well if you fuckers are getting one, so am I!

Roald · 09-27-2012, 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Best-In-BC

Im ordering One, Maby Two

They should put it on Groupon.

Best-In-BC · 09-27-2012, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Roald

They should put it on Groupon.

Now we're talking, who's in on that, lol

digitalfantasies · 09-27-2012, 12:04 PM

would that thing fit under my desk? If yes.... I am ordering today

bronco67 · 09-27-2012, 12:10 PM

American dicks won't fit into that.

Roald · 09-27-2012, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by bronco67

American dicks won't fit into that.

To loose?

cthulhu_waves · 09-27-2012, 12:15 PM

Good luck trying to get that in Customs. You can only buy that in China, right?

J. Falcon · 09-27-2012, 12:26 PM

That thing is amazing, I want one in every room!

Penny24Seven · 09-27-2012, 12:35 PM

one guy writes
Love it going to buy it, I think it would look best in the kitchen

DamageX · 09-27-2012, 12:42 PM

You can pre-order it through me. $3500 + shipping.

Roald · 09-28-2012, 02:31 AM

An amazing idea for the creators by Paul: "Wonder if they make coin operated ones for strip clubs"

eroticsexxx · 09-28-2012, 08:37 AM

It's not as weird as it seems.

I drew up designs a while back for opening RealTouch lounges where one would either pay a flat monthly membership fee or an hourly charge and then get access to a private, comfortable and sanitary room with an LCD monitor where they can select the video option of their choice.

The major problem I ran into is that you can't use a RealTouch device with a condom. This means that the device would have to be sanitized and cleaned for each individual user (dedicated staff to sterilize each unit after use).

Partial good news is that RealTouch now offers the shell with the orifice for only $29. This would allow monthly members to have their own private shell for their own purposes or discriminating hourly users can just shell out the additional $30 bucks to ensure that they have a new orifice.

An interactive sex parlor? It can work. Investors are needed.

John-ACWM · 09-28-2012, 09:15 AM

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Originally Posted by bronco67

American dicks won't fit into that.

digitalfantasies · 09-28-2012, 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by eroticsexxx

It's not as weird as it seems.

I drew up designs a while back for opening RealTouch lounges where one would either pay a flat monthly membership fee or an hourly charge and then get access to a private, comfortable and sanitary room with an LCD monitor where they can select the video option of their choice.

The major problem I ran into is that you can't use a RealTouch device with a condom. This means that the device would have to be sanitized and cleaned for each individual user (dedicated staff to sterilize each unit after use).

Partial good news is that RealTouch now offers the shell with the orifice for only $29. This would allow monthly members to have their own private shell for their own purposes or discriminating hourly users can just shell out the additional $30 bucks to ensure that they have a new orifice.

An interactive sex parlor? It can work. Investors are needed.

agree... something like that would probably work in Amsterdam red light district, for locals and tourists that want to try something new and fun

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