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Roald 09-27-2012 11:50 AM

Check out this sperm extractor
 
http://www.smartplanet.com/blog/bull...ctivity-widget

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Yes, it does exactly what it sounds like it does. Designed as an entirely automated and hands-free solution, the massaging device comes with a wide range of customizable features that allow patients to adjust the temperature, amplitude, frequency and speed to his liking. The machine also features a display screen and a surround sound system users can connect to using headphones.
I'm getting one!!!

Best-In-BC 09-27-2012 11:56 AM

Im ordering One, Maby Two

GetSCORECash 09-27-2012 11:59 AM

Just have to figure out where to keep such a big vibrator.

Zoxxa 09-27-2012 11:59 AM

Well if you fuckers are getting one, so am I!

Roald 09-27-2012 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Best-In-BC (Post 19214690)
Im ordering One, Maby Two

They should put it on Groupon.

Best-In-BC 09-27-2012 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Roald (Post 19214698)
They should put it on Groupon.

Now we're talking, who's in on that, lol

digitalfantasies 09-27-2012 12:04 PM

would that thing fit under my desk? If yes.... I am ordering today

bronco67 09-27-2012 12:10 PM

American dicks won't fit into that.

Roald 09-27-2012 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 19214715)
American dicks won't fit into that.

To loose?

cthulhu_waves 09-27-2012 12:15 PM

Good luck trying to get that in Customs. You can only buy that in China, right?

J. Falcon 09-27-2012 12:26 PM

That thing is amazing, I want one in every room!

Penny24Seven 09-27-2012 12:35 PM

one guy writes
Love it going to buy it, I think it would look best in the kitchen

DamageX 09-27-2012 12:42 PM

You can pre-order it through me. $3500 + shipping.

Roald 09-28-2012 02:31 AM

An amazing idea for the creators by Paul: "Wonder if they make coin operated ones for strip clubs"

eroticsexxx 09-28-2012 08:37 AM

It's not as weird as it seems.

I drew up designs a while back for opening RealTouch lounges where one would either pay a flat monthly membership fee or an hourly charge and then get access to a private, comfortable and sanitary room with an LCD monitor where they can select the video option of their choice.

The major problem I ran into is that you can't use a RealTouch device with a condom. This means that the device would have to be sanitized and cleaned for each individual user (dedicated staff to sterilize each unit after use).

Partial good news is that RealTouch now offers the shell with the orifice for only $29. This would allow monthly members to have their own private shell for their own purposes or discriminating hourly users can just shell out the additional $30 bucks to ensure that they have a new orifice.

An interactive sex parlor? It can work. Investors are needed.

John-ACWM 09-28-2012 09:15 AM

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Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 19214715)
American dicks won't fit into that.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

digitalfantasies 09-28-2012 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by eroticsexxx (Post 19216077)
It's not as weird as it seems.

I drew up designs a while back for opening RealTouch lounges where one would either pay a flat monthly membership fee or an hourly charge and then get access to a private, comfortable and sanitary room with an LCD monitor where they can select the video option of their choice.

The major problem I ran into is that you can't use a RealTouch device with a condom. This means that the device would have to be sanitized and cleaned for each individual user (dedicated staff to sterilize each unit after use).

Partial good news is that RealTouch now offers the shell with the orifice for only $29. This would allow monthly members to have their own private shell for their own purposes or discriminating hourly users can just shell out the additional $30 bucks to ensure that they have a new orifice.

An interactive sex parlor? It can work. Investors are needed.

agree... something like that would probably work in Amsterdam red light district, for locals and tourists that want to try something new and fun


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