Man scoops up dropped cash at Sunrise store and spends it on crack - GoFuckYourself.com

brassmonkey · 09-24-2012, 07:14 AM

A Tamarac man ran off with $29 that a woman dropped while at a Home Depot in Sunrise and refused to return it, brushing the victim off with a "finders keepers" before using the cash to buy crack cocaine, police said.

But it may be 57-year-old Michael Futerman who is weeping now.

Futerman appeared before Broward County Judge John "Jay" Hurley Thursday and was ordered held on a $3,625 bond during his first appearance court hearing.

He is facing charges of aggravated battery with a deadly weapon, petit theft, possession of cocaine and resisting a police officer without violence.

According to a police report, Futerman scooped up the cash from the floor at the store at 2901 N. University Drive on Monday. The $29 belonged to a Lauderhill woman, Ruth Mae Facyson, police said.

When Facyson and another store customer confronted Futerman, he fled to the parking lot and jumped into a black Mazda MX5. When Facyson stood behind the car shouting "That's my $29," Futerman told her to move away.

When she didn't move fast enough, Futerman backed the car up and struck Facyson on the right leg, police said. She told police she was not seriously injured.

Futerman drove away, but witnesses were able to give police his tag number which led investigators to his home.

According to police, Futerman struggled to get away when police arrived to arrest him and also attempted to conceal a small cocaine rock that was stored inside a pill bottle in his pocket.

Futerman later told police he 'found' the $29 and used most of it to purchase crack cocaine along Northwest 19th Street in Lauderhill, the report said.

The remaining three dollars of Facyson's money was found inside Futerman's car, police said.

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Dirty F · 09-24-2012, 07:17 AM

Edit: fuck it.

Dirty F · 09-24-2012, 07:19 AM

Why don't you and that moron dvtimes go post your daily random news on another forum?

brassmonkey · 09-24-2012, 07:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Dirty F

Why don't you and that moron dvtimes go post your daily random news on another forum?

javbucks · 09-24-2012, 12:39 PM

She got her change back at least

epitome · 09-24-2012, 01:08 PM

Pretty sure Judge Hurley has a monopoly on the crazy Broward cases. If it's something weird he always oversees the trial. Cool judge though.

brassmonkey · 09-24-2012, 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by javbucks

She got her change back at least

thats funny

Penny24Seven · 09-24-2012, 01:28 PM

This is much more then your avg dvtimes news thread, this one involves stealing, crack, hit & run, drugs deals and where to score some rock, lobster dinner, police catching the idiot who still had it on him when he answers the door, hookers working together.
Great story indeed!

Penny24Seven · 09-24-2012, 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by javbucks

She got her change back at least

yeah but where is the missing dollar? If he had 29 bucks and bought crack I think it is safe to assume he spent 25 dollars? Or maybe he got three ten rocks for 25 LOL, we need more info on how it is sold. Anyway that would leave him with 4 bucks. I can't see the dealer charging 26 bucks.
Police found 3 bucks in his car so still a buck missing, The case must remain open!!

xenigo · 09-24-2012, 04:43 PM

I wonder how he affords to put gas in his Miata if he resorts to stealing money for crack...

brassmonkey · 09-24-2012, 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by xenigo

I wonder how he affords to put gas in his Miata if he resorts to stealing money for crack...

living on the edge stealing is just for the habit and pays his bills.

09-24-2012, 07:14 AM	#1
brassmonkey Pay It Forward Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Yo Mama House Posts: 77,176	Man scoops up dropped cash at Sunrise store and spends it on crack A Tamarac man ran off with $29 that a woman dropped while at a Home Depot in Sunrise and refused to return it, brushing the victim off with a "finders keepers" before using the cash to buy crack cocaine, police said. But it may be 57-year-old Michael Futerman who is weeping now. Futerman appeared before Broward County Judge John "Jay" Hurley Thursday and was ordered held on a $3,625 bond during his first appearance court hearing. He is facing charges of aggravated battery with a deadly weapon, petit theft, possession of cocaine and resisting a police officer without violence. According to a police report, Futerman scooped up the cash from the floor at the store at 2901 N. University Drive on Monday. The $29 belonged to a Lauderhill woman, Ruth Mae Facyson, police said. When Facyson and another store customer confronted Futerman, he fled to the parking lot and jumped into a black Mazda MX5. When Facyson stood behind the car shouting "That's my $29," Futerman told her to move away. When she didn't move fast enough, Futerman backed the car up and struck Facyson on the right leg, police said. She told police she was not seriously injured. Futerman drove away, but witnesses were able to give police his tag number which led investigators to his home. According to police, Futerman struggled to get away when police arrived to arrest him and also attempted to conceal a small cocaine rock that was stored inside a pill bottle in his pocket. Futerman later told police he 'found' the $29 and used most of it to purchase crack cocaine along Northwest 19th Street in Lauderhill, the report said. The remaining three dollars of Facyson's money was found inside Futerman's car, police said. full article... __________________ TRUMP 2025 KEKAW!!! - The Laken Riley Act Is Law! DACA ENDED - SUPPORT AZ HCR 2060 52R - email: brassballz-at-techie.com

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Penny24Seven So Fucking What Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: USA Posts: 6,287	This is much more then your avg dvtimes news thread, this one involves stealing, crack, hit & run, drugs deals and where to score some rock, lobster dinner, police catching the idiot who still had it on him when he answers the door, hookers working together. Great story indeed! __________________ Our site is coming soon. It will be one of the best ever! I know so. Brian and Penny

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Dirty F Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 59,204	Why don't you and that moron dvtimes go post your daily random news on another forum?

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epitome So Fucking Lame Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: St. Petersburg, FL Posts: 12,156	Pretty sure Judge Hurley has a monopoly on the crazy Broward cases. If it's something weird he always oversees the trial. Cool judge though.

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xenigo Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Oakland, CA Posts: 8,067	I wonder how he affords to put gas in his Miata if he resorts to stealing money for crack...