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brassmonkey 09-24-2012 07:14 AM

Man scoops up dropped cash at Sunrise store and spends it on crack
 
A Tamarac man ran off with $29 that a woman dropped while at a Home Depot in Sunrise and refused to return it, brushing the victim off with a "finders keepers" before using the cash to buy crack cocaine, police said.

But it may be 57-year-old Michael Futerman who is weeping now.

Futerman appeared before Broward County Judge John "Jay" Hurley Thursday and was ordered held on a $3,625 bond during his first appearance court hearing.

He is facing charges of aggravated battery with a deadly weapon, petit theft, possession of cocaine and resisting a police officer without violence.

According to a police report, Futerman scooped up the cash from the floor at the store at 2901 N. University Drive on Monday. The $29 belonged to a Lauderhill woman, Ruth Mae Facyson, police said.

When Facyson and another store customer confronted Futerman, he fled to the parking lot and jumped into a black Mazda MX5. When Facyson stood behind the car shouting "That's my $29," Futerman told her to move away.

When she didn't move fast enough, Futerman backed the car up and struck Facyson on the right leg, police said. She told police she was not seriously injured.

Futerman drove away, but witnesses were able to give police his tag number which led investigators to his home.

According to police, Futerman struggled to get away when police arrived to arrest him and also attempted to conceal a small cocaine rock that was stored inside a pill bottle in his pocket.

Futerman later told police he 'found' the $29 and used most of it to purchase crack cocaine along Northwest 19th Street in Lauderhill, the report said.

The remaining three dollars of Facyson's money was found inside Futerman's car, police said.

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Dirty F 09-24-2012 07:17 AM

Edit: fuck it.

Dirty F 09-24-2012 07:19 AM

Why don't you and that moron dvtimes go post your daily random news on another forum?

brassmonkey 09-24-2012 07:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 19207686)
Why don't you and that moron dvtimes go post your daily random news on another forum?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

javbucks 09-24-2012 12:39 PM

She got her change back at least

epitome 09-24-2012 01:08 PM

Pretty sure Judge Hurley has a monopoly on the crazy Broward cases. If it's something weird he always oversees the trial. Cool judge though.

brassmonkey 09-24-2012 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by javbucks (Post 19208406)
She got her change back at least

:1orglaugh thats funny

Penny24Seven 09-24-2012 01:28 PM

This is much more then your avg dvtimes news thread, this one involves stealing, crack, hit & run, drugs deals and where to score some rock, lobster dinner, police catching the idiot who still had it on him when he answers the door, hookers working together.
Great story indeed!

Penny24Seven 09-24-2012 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by javbucks (Post 19208406)
She got her change back at least

yeah but where is the missing dollar? If he had 29 bucks and bought crack I think it is safe to assume he spent 25 dollars? Or maybe he got three ten rocks for 25 LOL, we need more info on how it is sold. Anyway that would leave him with 4 bucks. I can't see the dealer charging 26 bucks.
Police found 3 bucks in his car so still a buck missing, The case must remain open!!

xenigo 09-24-2012 04:43 PM

I wonder how he affords to put gas in his Miata if he resorts to stealing money for crack...

brassmonkey 09-24-2012 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by xenigo (Post 19208953)
I wonder how he affords to put gas in his Miata if he resorts to stealing money for crack...

living on the edge stealing is just for the habit and pays his bills.


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