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Chinese hospitals introduce hands-free automatic 'sperm extractor' Chinese hospitals introduce hands-free automatic 'sperm extractor'
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Old 09-21-2012, 09:10 AM   #1
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:tongue Chinese hospitals introduce hands-free automatic 'sperm extractor'
Chinese hospitals introduce hands-free automatic 'sperm extractor' for donors (that even play videos to 'help')



Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...#ixzz277ZzouZI
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Old 09-21-2012, 09:11 AM   #2
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Old 09-21-2012, 09:11 AM   #3
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Old 09-21-2012, 09:12 AM   #4
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Old 09-21-2012, 09:18 AM   #5
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Old 09-21-2012, 09:22 AM   #6
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Old 09-21-2012, 09:30 AM   #7
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THIS JUST IN: Sperm donation has gone up 5000% in china over the last 24 hours
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Old 09-21-2012, 09:38 AM   #8
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jez she is putting her finger there :D nice machine for people without sex or hand to jrk :D
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Old 09-21-2012, 09:39 AM   #9
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looks like a fun toy.. err, I mean medical device...
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Old 09-21-2012, 09:39 AM   #10
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I'm gonna dump my gf for one of those...
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Old 09-21-2012, 11:48 AM   #11
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Finally, technology has produced something of real value!

A Chinese auto-suck robot. Or... it may just slice and dice your cock. Ya never know. Quality control isn't a strong point for the Chinese.
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Old 09-21-2012, 11:52 AM   #12
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Finally, technology has produced something of real value!

A Chinese auto-suck robot. Or... it may just slice and dice your cock. Ya never know. Quality control isn't a strong point for the Chinese.
Hey, with three quarters of a billion males in the country, who cares if a few thousand lose their pecker?
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Old 09-21-2012, 11:59 AM   #13
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Wish our hospitals had one of those, we'd all be donating... *ahem*
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Old 09-21-2012, 12:02 PM   #14
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That thing gives "hands free" new meaning
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Old 09-21-2012, 12:08 PM   #15
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Do they have an affiliate program? All they need to add now is a female voice slurping and sucking
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Old 09-21-2012, 12:21 PM   #16
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Old 09-21-2012, 12:27 PM   #17
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Old 09-21-2012, 12:37 PM   #18
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I'm going to order 500,000 of them and place next to vending machines. (different versions for black neighborhoods of course)

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Old 09-21-2012, 01:38 PM   #19
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Genius - how long before a "commercial version" is available outside of china?

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Old 09-21-2012, 01:48 PM   #20
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Could use a bigger screen for the videos though.
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Old 09-21-2012, 01:50 PM   #21
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Is it so hard to just do it manually? wtf
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Old 09-21-2012, 01:54 PM   #22
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Is it so hard to just do it manually? wtf
No one uses rotary phones anymore either.

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Old 09-21-2012, 01:59 PM   #23
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it probably cuts your dick off when you try to pull out.
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Old 09-21-2012, 02:01 PM   #24
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They should put these to the malls, next to candy vending machines.
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Old 09-21-2012, 02:21 PM   #26
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There goes the Chinese mail order bride biz...



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Old 09-21-2012, 02:23 PM   #27
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Old 09-21-2012, 02:43 PM   #28
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Looks more like something the Japanese would have invented. But then again, if they did, it would be a schoolgirl's head with her mouth as the hole.
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Looks more like something the Japanese would have invented. But then again, if they did, it would be a schoolgirl's head with her mouth as the hole.
probably... with a huge cock in her tight panties!

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Old 09-21-2012, 03:40 PM   #30
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Pretty sure I saw this a year or two ago. Here. Thought this was a bumped thread.
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Old 09-21-2012, 04:54 PM   #31
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It looks like it has an 8inch screen. Is that where the movie plays or at least displays the top of a head?
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