Chinese hospitals introduce hands-free automatic 'sperm extractor'
 

Chinese hospitals introduce hands-free automatic 'sperm extractor' for donors (that even play videos to 'help')

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LMAO a cock sucking Robot... It's about TIME!!!!!

why not have one bent over the bed

a fleshlight stand

Pretty small hole...oh wait.

THIS JUST IN: Sperm donation has gone up 5000% in china over the last 24 hours :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

jez she is putting her finger there :D nice machine for people without sex or hand to jrk :D

looks like a fun toy.. err, I mean medical device... :1orglaugh

I'm gonna dump my gf for one of those...

Finally, technology has produced something of real value!

A Chinese auto-suck robot. Or... it may just slice and dice your cock. Ya never know. Quality control isn't a strong point for the Chinese.

Hey, with three quarters of a billion males in the country, who cares if a few thousand lose their pecker? :)

Wish our hospitals had one of those, we'd all be donating... *ahem*

That thing gives "hands free" new meaning

Do they have an affiliate program? All they need to add now is a female voice slurping and sucking

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Fleshlight stock just dropped 80%.

I'm going to order 500,000 of them and place next to vending machines. (different versions for black neighborhoods of course)

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Genius - how long before a "commercial version" is available outside of china?

Could use a bigger screen for the videos though.

Is it so hard to just do it manually? wtf

No one uses rotary phones anymore either.

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it probably cuts your dick off when you try to pull out.

They should put these to the malls, next to candy vending machines.

a blowjob?

Call me old-fashioned, but I prefer the traditional method:

http://www.asiandivagirls.com/conten...ium/adg-06.jpg

There goes the Chinese mail order bride biz... :Oh crap

:smilie_we

ADG

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh you watched robocop during the testing phase?

Looks more like something the Japanese would have invented. But then again, if they did, it would be a schoolgirl's head with her mouth as the hole.

probably... with a huge cock in her tight panties!

nom nom urgggh

Pretty sure I saw this a year or two ago. Here. Thought this was a bumped thread.

It looks like it has an 8inch screen. Is that where the movie plays or at least displays the top of a head?