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Old 09-21-2012, 02:31 PM   #1
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Kevin Smith "Tough Shit" Great read!

I love his humor and sensibilities! Guy just lays it out there. oh, and I want to fuck his wife too! (or at least whenever she looked like this)



Classic line to his wife: "well, can I at least look at your asshole while I jerk off?" thankfully she spreads her cheeks so he can get on with it.

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Old 09-21-2012, 02:46 PM   #2
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I think she looked like that about 15 yrs ago.
Yeah Kevin is great!
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Old 09-21-2012, 02:54 PM   #3
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He is a Funny guy i like listening to his Podcasts
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Old 09-21-2012, 02:59 PM   #4
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I saw him give a speech to the Austin Film Society a few years back. Very funny.
Great movies. Damn hot wife. Any idea what she looks like now?
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Old 09-21-2012, 03:00 PM   #5
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I saw him give a speech to the Austin Film Society a few years back. Very funny.
Great movies. Damn hot wife. Any idea what she looks like now?
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Old 09-21-2012, 03:04 PM   #6
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Old 09-21-2012, 03:21 PM   #7
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Classic line to his wife: "well, can I at least look at your asshole while I jerk off?" thankfully she spreads her cheeks so he can get on with it.
Lol did you hear that smodcast? I was in tears laughing at that story.
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Old 09-21-2012, 03:40 PM   #8
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I think she looked like that about 15 yrs ago.
Yeah Kevin is great!
15 years ago when she was Ali Larter
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Old 09-21-2012, 03:43 PM   #9
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Not a big fan of his movies but I love his talks, read the book and enjoyed it. The guy has the gift of gab.
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Old 09-21-2012, 03:52 PM   #10
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Thats a lucky bastard. Movie career and a hottie. Thank you for pic, BC
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Old 09-21-2012, 03:58 PM   #11
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oh, and I want to fuck his wife too! (or at least whenever she looked like this)

She looked like Ali Larter?

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Old 09-21-2012, 04:20 PM   #12
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I love his humor and sensibilities! Guy just lays it out there. oh, and I want to fuck his wife too! (or at least whenever she looked like this)



Classic line to his wife: "well, can I at least look at your asshole while I jerk off?" thankfully she spreads her cheeks so he can get on with it.
that is not Kevin Smith's wife. He married Jennifer Schwalbach Smith
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0777059/

she is also in Jay and Silent Bob strike back with ali larter and is in other Kevin Smith movies

I love Kevin Smith's work even his last movie Red State that was WAY different than anything he's ever done.

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Old 09-21-2012, 05:31 PM   #13
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that is not Kevin Smith's wife. He married Jennifer Schwalbach Smith
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0777059/

she is also in Jay and Silent Bob strike back with ali larter and is in other Kevin Smith movies

I love Kevin Smith's work even his last movie Red State that was WAY different than anything he's ever done.
here you go genius:

http://celebslists.com/21928-jennife...ach-smith.html
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Old 09-21-2012, 05:45 PM   #14
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dude just cause a picture of ALI LARTER is on that page doesn't make it her.. Do yourself a favor and google Ali Larter and you will see that is her

my nick here use to be Silent Bob jedi cause I'm a kevin smith and Star Wars fan
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Old 09-21-2012, 05:48 PM   #15
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15 years ago when she was Ali Larter
Was gonna say, that's not his wife in the first post.
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Old 09-21-2012, 07:01 PM   #16
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dude just cause a picture of ALI LARTER is on that page doesn't make it her.. Do yourself a favor and google Ali Larter and you will see that is her

my nick here use to be Silent Bob jedi cause I'm a kevin smith and Star Wars fan
This pic is listed on their as his wife, too, but it's actually Jennifer Garner, Ben Affleck's wife.



So the site you're sourcing is wrong.

Nice fuck up on the proof.
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Old 09-21-2012, 07:30 PM   #17
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This pic is listed on their as his wife, too, but it's actually Jennifer Garner, Ben Affleck's wife.



So the site you're sourcing is wrong.

Nice fuck up on the proof.
LOL, didn't spend a whole lot of time looking around......
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Old 09-22-2012, 02:03 AM   #18
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Old 09-22-2012, 05:37 AM   #19
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This is her

well, there you go!
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Old 09-22-2012, 08:57 AM   #20
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Great read but tough shit I'm not reading it
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Just ordered it from Amazon - Thanks for the heads up
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you could afford it?
It was an investment...

Book and pic are 'life-size'... So I just cut a hole in Kev's mouth...

and I'm set for life...

i like Kev's head...
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