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So Fucking Banned
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So I have followed the adult industry long enough
I have now the following agenda...
I will open up a program, and each program I open will have a pretty face girl at each show. That pretty face girl will get many compliments and I will pay her generously. Then I will hire another pretty girl to do the same. Meanwhile... I will hire about 15 mexicans to rip every single paysite out there and create my own user uploaded tube site and sell cams, advertising, and my personal favorite... a chance to lick my asshole. I'm just wondering... should I hire another mexican or is 15 enough? |
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How are you able to work with a completely crazy schizophrenic?
That women is insane. Totally fucking insane. She shouldn't be behind the computer, she needs to be locked up somewhere for treatment with a lot of meds. Don't you feel responsible for her? How can you let that psycho go on like this? |
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Downshifter
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Nekkid Truth!
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Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
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Do you realize that any psychiatrist who talks to her for 10 minutes would conclude she is highly paranoid and delusional and needs treatment?
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So Fucking Banned
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Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
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Popcorn...
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a mickey mouse fork? lol
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Its a little brown poo... It likes poo...
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Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
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I believe it is a Galago (they are more commonly called Bushbabies).
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Why not just open up a paysite using nats.
Tell people you pay $60 per sale. Then just not pay. Close site. Then repeat. Do not worry, all the webmasters on gfy.com will always fall for it. They will say how greqat you are, then once you pull everything the will post that you suck as if that will do anything.
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How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? - Just Juan. (Ba-doom tsh)
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i cant afford a lightbulb...
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I'm sexy and you know it??
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Living The Dream
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I've often said if I were to start in the adult business NOW, in 2012, I would just do exactly what you said, rinse and repeat. You know, instead of doing it how I did it by learning HTML, designing paysites by hand, doing 14 hours of work a day, every damn day for four years (until I got smart-ish and hired some employees, but not Mexicans LOL. Tho I would since I dig their food so much...).
Anyway, I always say there are two types of people who get into the business side of porn: 1. Those who are in it for the long-term and try to conduct business with some semblance of ethics. 2. Those who get into porn in January and go, "Let's see how much money I can make by May, I want a new motorcycle." Oh, and there's this gem I always say, too: "The adult industry is filled with people who couldn't get a job doing anything else." (I heard that somewhere, not an original, but oh how I loves it.) PS: Leave Beaner alone for his "slightly intense" paysite partner. Just sayin'.
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Now with more Jayne
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Porn Pusher
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Why Mexicans??
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Hiring them to do exactly that and knowing about it is doing it wrong..
You should say: Hey, I'm hiring you to get this amount of content up and this amount of viewers per month. If anything is illegal, I don't want to know about it. If you meet these goals, I might hire you again next month.
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Links pulled.
oh, and its a slow loris. .
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