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bean-aid 09-20-2012 12:34 AM

So I have followed the adult industry long enough
 
I have now the following agenda...

I will open up a program, and each program I open will have a pretty face girl at each show.

That pretty face girl will get many compliments and I will pay her generously.

Then I will hire another pretty girl to do the same.

Meanwhile... I will hire about 15 mexicans to rip every single paysite out there and create my own user uploaded tube site and sell cams, advertising, and my personal favorite... a chance to lick my asshole.

I'm just wondering... should I hire another mexican or is 15 enough?

Dirty F 09-20-2012 12:39 AM

How are you able to work with a completely crazy schizophrenic?
That women is insane. Totally fucking insane. She shouldn't be behind the computer, she needs to be locked up somewhere for treatment with a lot of meds.
Don't you feel responsible for her? How can you let that psycho go on like this?

Sid70 09-20-2012 12:43 AM

Nekkid Truth!

bean-aid 09-20-2012 12:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 19200566)
How are you able to work with a completely crazy schizophrenic?
That women is insane. Totally fucking insane. She shouldn't be behind the computer, she needs to be locked up somewhere for treatment with a lot of meds.
Don't you feel responsible for her? How can you let that psycho go on like this?

She's cool. What do you have going on?

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 09-20-2012 12:50 AM

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8...jlzlo1_250.gifhttp://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8...jlzlo2_250.gif
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8...jlzlo3_250.gifhttp://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8...jlzlo4_250.gif
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8...jlzlo5_250.gifhttp://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8...jlzlo6_250.gif

:stoned

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Dirty F 09-20-2012 12:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beaner (Post 19200574)
She's cool. What do you have going on?

If somebody close to me would have mental problem on that level i would force that person to get help. Why aren't you?

Dirty F 09-20-2012 12:54 AM

Do you realize that any psychiatrist who talks to her for 10 minutes would conclude she is highly paranoid and delusional and needs treatment?

Dirty F 09-20-2012 12:55 AM

Haha that's awesome! What's that in his left hand though?

bean-aid 09-20-2012 01:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 19200586)
Do you realize that any psychiatrist who talks to her for 10 minutes would conclude she is highly paranoid and delusional and needs treatment?

I'm ok with all that. What sites are u running now?

Dirty F 09-20-2012 01:04 AM

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Originally Posted by beaner (Post 19200597)
I'm ok with all that. What sites are u running now?

So you at least admit she has severe mental problems?

bean-aid 09-20-2012 01:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 19200602)
So you at least admit she has severe mental problems?

I'm going to bed. We are going to take the adult world by surprise and just wondering how many mexicans does it take?

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 09-20-2012 01:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 19200589)

Haha that's awesome! What's that in his left hand though?

Popcorn... :banana

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7...lr8ko1_400.gif

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Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 19200602)

So you at least admit she has severe mental problems?

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0...do1_r1_500.gif

Franckkkkkk... :stoned

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billbailey 09-20-2012 01:17 AM

I know this is a stupid question, but what animal is that?

Dirty F 09-20-2012 03:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 19200616)
Popcorn... :banana

Right hand i mean :)

Dirty F 09-20-2012 03:14 AM

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Originally Posted by billbailey (Post 19200629)
I know this is a stupid question, but what animal is that?

Dude, it's a llama.

seeandsee 09-20-2012 03:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 19200732)
Right hand i mean :)

Look at 3rd pic and you will see it...

Fob 09-20-2012 03:40 AM

a mickey mouse fork? lol

CurrentlySober 09-20-2012 03:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 19200589)
Haha that's awesome! What's that in his left hand though?

Its a little brown poo... It likes poo... :2 cents:

:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

Dirty F 09-20-2012 03:45 AM

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Originally Posted by seeandsee (Post 19200738)
Look at 3rd pic and you will see it...

I still don't see what it is :helpme

Dirty F 09-20-2012 03:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fob (Post 19200762)
a mickey mouse fork? lol

Ah, a fork :)

Odd.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 09-20-2012 03:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by billbailey (Post 19200629)

I know this is a stupid question, but what animal is that?

I believe it is a Galago (they are more commonly called Bushbabies).

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 19200732)

Right hand i mean :)

A fork... :food-smil02

http://www.gifsforum.com/images/gif/...7baf3-1633.gif

:smilie_we

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DVTimes 09-20-2012 04:04 AM

Why not just open up a paysite using nats.

Tell people you pay $60 per sale.

Then just not pay.

Close site.

Then repeat.

Do not worry, all the webmasters on gfy.com will always fall for it. They will say how greqat you are, then once you pull everything the will post that you suck as if that will do anything.

mce 09-20-2012 04:46 AM

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mce 09-20-2012 04:47 AM

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iSpyCams 09-20-2012 07:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DVTimes (Post 19200796)
Why not just open up a paysite using nats.

Tell people you pay $60 per sale.

Then just not pay.

Close site.

Then repeat.

Do not worry, all the webmasters on gfy.com will always fall for it. They will say how greqat you are, then once you pull everything the will post that you suck as if that will do anything.

Have your 15 mexicans post on here every time there is a complaint saying they get paid like clockwork.

iSpyCams 09-20-2012 07:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beaner (Post 19200611)
I'm going to bed. We are going to take the adult world by surprise and just wondering how many mexicans does it take?

However many it takes to change a light bulb x however many sites you want to rip / the amount of time set aside for this task.

iSpyCams 09-20-2012 07:32 AM

How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? - Just Juan. (Ba-doom tsh)

CurrentlySober 09-20-2012 08:12 AM

i cant afford a lightbulb... :(

RyuLion 09-20-2012 08:38 AM

I'm sexy and you know it?? :1orglaugh
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7...lr8ko1_400.gif

Vapid - BANNED FOR LIFE 09-20-2012 08:53 AM

Ricererror

The Porn Nerd 09-20-2012 10:23 AM

I've often said if I were to start in the adult business NOW, in 2012, I would just do exactly what you said, rinse and repeat. You know, instead of doing it how I did it by learning HTML, designing paysites by hand, doing 14 hours of work a day, every damn day for four years (until I got smart-ish and hired some employees, but not Mexicans LOL. Tho I would since I dig their food so much...).

Anyway, I always say there are two types of people who get into the business side of porn:

1. Those who are in it for the long-term and try to conduct business with some semblance of ethics.
2. Those who get into porn in January and go, "Let's see how much money I can make by May, I want a new motorcycle."

Oh, and there's this gem I always say, too: "The adult industry is filled with people who couldn't get a job doing anything else."

(I heard that somewhere, not an original, but oh how I loves it.)

PS: Leave Beaner alone for his "slightly intense" paysite partner. Just sayin'.

Sarah_Jayne 09-20-2012 11:05 AM

Ridiculously perfect.

LeRoy 09-20-2012 11:19 AM

Why Mexicans??

Colmike9 09-20-2012 11:40 AM

Hiring them to do exactly that and knowing about it is doing it wrong..

You should say: Hey, I'm hiring you to get this amount of content up and this amount of viewers per month. If anything is illegal, I don't want to know about it. If you meet these goals, I might hire you again next month.

itto 09-20-2012 11:50 AM

Links pulled.


oh, and its a slow loris.



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