"Sores On My Dick" (That Ballad of Mr. Marcus) - GoFuckYourself.com

xxxjay · 08-30-2012, 01:07 PM

I really don't have personally anything against Mr. Marcus, but I've had to deal with this shit for the last 2-3 weeks, plus he's had the doors to one of my businesses closed for the last 2 weeks. It's only natural it would come out in song...

I'm sure people have thought of doing worse things to him than writing songs...LOL

ShoeBox · 08-30-2012, 01:12 PM

I was here , and this is the funniest shit and pretty catchy toon!

xxxjay · 08-30-2012, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by ShoeBox

I was here , and this is the funniest shit and pretty catchy toon!

I woke up yesterday with the "Sores On My Dick" just in my head...that's how a good song starts. I wrote the music, recorded it, and did the video in about 6 hours in my home studio.

L-Pink · 08-30-2012, 01:30 PM

Nice but nothing on itunes?

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xxxjay · 08-30-2012, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

Nice but nothing on itunes?

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I guess, I could send it to my CD baby account. I recorded it very quickly, I would want to tighten up some of the rap parts...they are a bit loose and free-styled.

spunky99 · 08-30-2012, 01:44 PM

haha thats great

Imortyl Pussycat · 08-30-2012, 01:44 PM

that was amazing, i laughed until i shed a tear

i agree with shoe..very catchy, maybe even album worthy

xxxjay · 08-30-2012, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Imortyl Pussycat

that was amazing, i laughed until i shed a tear

i agree with shoe..very catchy, maybe even album worthy

An entire album about pornstars with STDS? It would start as a boxed set!

Redrob · 08-30-2012, 02:06 PM

With eight more known cases floating around, we may eventually find out that Mr. Marcus is not the source of the outbreak.

This is funny shit; but, until the facts are all in, it is too soon to hang everything on him.

Just my opinion.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 08-30-2012, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by xxxjay

An entire album about pornstars with STDS? It would start as a boxed set!

Aletta Ocean can contribute to the album...

Maybe she can do a duet with Mr Marcus.

Perhaps Mr Marcus can still get some sort of endorsement deal:

ADG

xxxjay · 08-30-2012, 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Redrob

With eight more known cases floating around, we may eventually find out that Mr. Marcus is not the source of the outbreak.

This is funny shit; but, until the facts are all in, it is too soon to hang everything on him.

Just my opinion.

Trust me, some people think I hate him. I don't. He's actually a nice guy. I just woke up with this song in my head and there it is.

Smiley · 08-30-2012, 03:57 PM

lol..good one

Dirty D · 08-30-2012, 04:03 PM

Awesome!

Done up Beastie Boys Style ;)

davethedope · 08-30-2012, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Redrob

With eight more known cases floating around, we may eventually find out that Mr. Marcus is not the source of the outbreak.

This is funny shit; but, until the facts are all in, it is too soon to hang everything on him.

Just my opinion.

I agree- I mean there are so many irresponsible negligent people involved with this and in life in general, putting this unregulated, highly risky industry's problems on him is just scapegoating. There wasn't due dilligence on any producer/director/company who worked with him.

Spunky · 08-30-2012, 05:18 PM

That made me chuckle,good one

garce · 08-30-2012, 05:41 PM

I am disappoint. I thought this would be an autobiographical little ditty.

Maybe it is, but I'm just going to go make a sammich and go to bed.

RyuLion · 08-30-2012, 06:01 PM

lol.....?

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 08-30-2012, 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by davethedope

I agree- I mean there are so many irresponsible negligent people involved with this and in life in general, putting this unregulated, highly risky industry's problems on him is just scapegoating. There wasn't due dilligence on any producer/director/company who worked with him.

What companies/directors hired Mr Marcus without personally checking his tests?

ADG

xxxjay · 08-30-2012, 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirty D

Awesome!

Done up Beastie Boys Style ;)

That's what I was going for old-school Beastie Boys / Public Enemy. With an extra few bars to flaunt my guitar skillz.

davethedope · 08-30-2012, 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

What companies/directors hired Mr Marcus without personally checking his tests?

ADG

I don't know but I know there was a lack of common sense at some point.

Someone posted pics of his cock in a recent shoot and it looked like moldy, bumpy piece of shit- literally- in some broads mouth no less.

Those companies should be sued if anything.

Doctors should be called regarding all talent- double check. It's not like you have to call for thousands of people a day. Just the whoever's shooting that day.

peterk · 08-30-2012, 11:50 PM

sores on your dick is no laughing matter just hope it never happens to you.

tony286 · 08-31-2012, 05:57 AM

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Originally Posted by xxxjay

I woke up yesterday with the "Sores On My Dick" just in my head...that's how a good song starts. I wrote the music, recorded it, and did the video in about 6 hours in my home studio.

Samething happened to Paul McCartney with Yesterday but I dont think Tony Bennett will be covering this one. lol. Very funny and creative.

The Porn Nerd · 08-31-2012, 07:49 AM

How long ago did Marcus film with Aletta Ocian?

Jman · 08-31-2012, 08:00 AM

Fucking EPIC JAY!!!!!!

xxxjay · 08-31-2012, 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by davethedope

I don't know but I know there was a lack of common sense at some point.

Someone posted pics of his cock in a recent shoot and it looked like moldy, bumpy piece of shit- literally- in some broads mouth no less.

Those companies should be sued if anything.

Doctors should be called regarding all talent- double check. It's not like you have to call for thousands of people a day. Just the whoever's shooting that day.

I agree with you...

dynastoned · 08-31-2012, 12:34 PM

what the fuck? rofl i can't believe that bitch willingly put that lumpy cock in her mouth.

shimmy2 · 08-31-2012, 12:47 PM

wtf . . . .

ShoeBox · 08-31-2012, 06:41 PM

nasty cock

Porno Dan · 08-31-2012, 10:11 PM

Wait till the music video comes out!

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 08-31-2012, 11:37 PM

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Originally Posted by xxxjay

So wait, Bang Bros is a Manwin company, and meanwhile Manwin has been using the whole Mr Marcus syphilis situation to bash TTS, an adult industry blood testing competitor to the APHSS, which Manwin endorses and helps fund?!?

So much for Manwin's concern about the performers.

Did Mr Marcus do any other scenes for Manwin companies while he was Stage 1 or Stage 2 infected with syphilis, or during the time he was submitting fake test results?

ADG

JFK · 09-01-2012, 01:42 AM

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oh my god got
sores on my dick

martinsc · 09-01-2012, 02:08 AM

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