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Why do i get the shits when i eat mcdonalds
Every time a couple of hours after i get the mad shits
No other food does this to me i wounder whats really in it |
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McDonalds is there to reduce life expectancy; their food is toxic by design. We're not meant to have long enjoyable retirements, we're here as a work force
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That's funny cuz I'm the same way - Never fails
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It's not that McDonalds haven't worked out their food is toxic...it's actually their job to feed us toxic food
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As for stomaching mcdonalds I try to avoid it as most of there stuff has too much sugar for my liking but it's far from poison. Although its just idiots who eat it every day with gigantor cokes with their meals who make it seem that way. I don't know why you'd keep eating it if it makes you sick EVERY time though ;)
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Taco Bell too.
Food of M(ass) Destruction
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because something like that would never happen
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Shit begets shit
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I've been eating it my hole life and it's never made me sick or gave me the shits.
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it is good that it happens because your body is not use to those types of foods. If you do not have to run for the bathroom is when you have been going there to much
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I've had nothing to eat but fast food for the last month.
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The soda you drink is more unhealthy than the burger. The true poison is the HFCS not the high fat high sodium meat believe it or not.
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I skip the pop/soda and drink a glass of milk.
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I am the same - 10-15 minutes after having a QuarterPounder or a BigMac. It has nothing to do with the soft drinks. No idea what it is, I can eat a burger from 10 other places and not get the same symptoms. It just sits there in my stomach like a big heavy gluey mass - then explodes out the back end.
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I don't know cause I don't eat at mcdonalds
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4 year old MacDonald friench fries this is why h youtube.com/watch?v=A_uYqUJUvts
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cuz mcee dees is shitty food
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What what - In the butt
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I think I'll have a double quarter pounder with cheese and large fries for dinner lol
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It's funny. I haven't eaten ANY fast food in well over 12 years now.. and have absolutely no craving for it. Same with soda. It's been maybe 5 years now on the soda, maybe a bit less but still.. no cravings.
I walk directly past a McDonalds on my way to the grocery store too which is always open. So evidently the solution is simple. Just don't go there.
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fast food... alcohol... the air we breath... too much sunlight...veggies that have been sprayed with shit to keep the bugs away... it's all bad... mobile phones that give you cancer... tight boxers that harm your sperm... who cares?
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Don't harm my sperm, bro!
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mcd is fine in moderation... if you eat there everyday you're an idiot for sure, but 1-2 times a month wouldn't do a thing to you
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Because it is soo good that you can't control your ass. But similr is hapening to me . I didn't check timeline, but I will next time.
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I like the double filet o fish,now that's fine dining!
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You are eating Clown Poo and you wonder why you need to shit it right after... LOLOL
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An employee probably used your food to wipe up a dirty toilet that is often used by the hookers
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Then don't eat there.
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The only time McDee burgers give me the shits is when they're literally dripping with grease.
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Something is wrong, nothing happened tonight. I've eat 5 hours ago and still nothing
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It's always good to have a diarrhea after a tasty meal.
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well, eat shit - get the shits ... i had my last mcd burger -eh- oh my ... late 80s? that shit gave me a heartburn beyond believe ... if i hadnt quit ANY fast food over 2 decades ago - i would have after watching FOOD INC. *puke*
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I had subway tonight.
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yeah their good stuff
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I have same problem with KFC... but their food sucks so it's not a big problem for me to stay away from them... no problems with McD...
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God bless oil cooked fast food.
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drive thru window = shit
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same here.. i eat a burger or 2 with some fries. 2 hrs later im on the toilet
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I never had a problem at all with their food. what doesn't agree with you doesn't mean it's just only Mickey D's .yea it's a cheaper fast food slop but fills me up and I admit I like a few of their items(even the ballers eat the slop).call me crazy
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If you want a burger and fries, cook that shit at home. Tastes better and is a way healthier.
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McDonald uses a steam grill. That may be the issue. It a standard grill but has a clam shell over it to speed up cooking. They do use human rated food not the animal chow that some people claim but I believe it is the lowest A grade there is. Finally research Pink Slime it in a lot of the lower grade hamburger
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