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AllAboutCams 08-31-2012 09:02 AM

Why do i get the shits when i eat mcdonalds
 
Every time a couple of hours after i get the mad shits
No other food does this to me i wounder whats really in it

CurrentlySober 08-31-2012 09:05 AM

please post pics?

wehateporn 08-31-2012 09:16 AM

McDonalds is there to reduce life expectancy; their food is toxic by design. We're not meant to have long enjoyable retirements, we're here as a work force

SiMpLe 08-31-2012 09:19 AM

That's funny cuz I'm the same way - Never fails

brassmonkey 08-31-2012 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by AllAboutCams (Post 19155922)
Every time a couple of hours after i get the mad shits
No other food does this to me i wounder whats really in it

i think i read that they use solvent in their food. good way to make sure your pipes are clean :thumbsup

wehateporn 08-31-2012 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 19155960)
That should be blatantly obvious by NOW to anyone with more than one brain cell

Indeed, they are buddies with UNICEF (the sterilizers of the third world)...birds of a feather flock together.

It's not that McDonalds haven't worked out their food is toxic...it's actually their job to feed us toxic food

PR_Glen 08-31-2012 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 19155948)
Eating McDonals is like eating silicon from GE. It's not even real food.

Quote:

Originally Posted by wehateporn (Post 19155952)
McDonalds is there to reduce life expectancy; their food is toxic by design. We're not meant to have long enjoyable retirements, we're here as a work force

these are both complete bullshit and lies.


As for stomaching mcdonalds I try to avoid it as most of there stuff has too much sugar for my liking but it's far from poison. Although its just idiots who eat it every day with gigantor cokes with their meals who make it seem that way.

I don't know why you'd keep eating it if it makes you sick EVERY time though ;)

digitalfantasies 08-31-2012 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by wehateporn (Post 19155952)
McDonalds is there to reduce life expectancy; their food is toxic by design. We're not meant to have long enjoyable retirements, we're here as a work force

I like that, I do not want to live too long anyway.. time for big mac :thumbsup

MarkDeus 08-31-2012 09:24 AM

Taco Bell too.

Food of M(ass) Destruction

wehateporn 08-31-2012 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by PR_Glen (Post 19155964)
these are both complete bullshit and lies.

because something like that would never happen :upsidedow

wehateporn 08-31-2012 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by digitalfantasies (Post 19155965)
I like that, I do not want to live too long anyway.. time for big mac :thumbsup

:1orglaugh :thumbsup

LeRoy 08-31-2012 09:37 AM

Shit begets shit :2 cents:

BSleazy 08-31-2012 09:41 AM

I've been eating it my hole life and it's never made me sick or gave me the shits.

Penny24Seven 08-31-2012 10:00 AM

it is good that it happens because your body is not use to those types of foods. If you do not have to run for the bathroom is when you have been going there to much

BSleazy 08-31-2012 10:05 AM

I've had nothing to eat but fast food for the last month.

Choopa Phil 08-31-2012 10:12 AM

The soda you drink is more unhealthy than the burger. The true poison is the HFCS not the high fat high sodium meat believe it or not.

BSleazy 08-31-2012 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Choopa Phil (Post 19156032)
The soda you drink is more unhealthy than the burger. The true poison is the HFCS not the high fat high sodium meat believe it or not.

I skip the pop/soda and drink a glass of milk.

Mutt 08-31-2012 10:18 AM

I am the same - 10-15 minutes after having a QuarterPounder or a BigMac. It has nothing to do with the soft drinks. No idea what it is, I can eat a burger from 10 other places and not get the same symptoms. It just sits there in my stomach like a big heavy gluey mass - then explodes out the back end.

BIGTYMER 08-31-2012 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by BCyber (Post 19156039)
I skip the pop/soda and drink a glass of milk.

Which is full of antibiotics, steroids and other hormones.

Chosen 08-31-2012 10:25 AM

I don't know cause I don't eat at mcdonalds :pimp

lakerslive 08-31-2012 10:42 AM

4 year old MacDonald friench fries this is why h youtube.com/watch?v=A_uYqUJUvts

teennutsuckers 08-31-2012 10:46 AM

cuz mcee dees is shitty food

marlboroack 08-31-2012 11:03 AM

What what - In the butt

BSleazy 08-31-2012 11:15 AM

I think I'll have a double quarter pounder with cheese and large fries for dinner lol

Tom_PM 08-31-2012 11:20 AM

It's funny. I haven't eaten ANY fast food in well over 12 years now.. and have absolutely no craving for it. Same with soda. It's been maybe 5 years now on the soda, maybe a bit less but still.. no cravings.
I walk directly past a McDonalds on my way to the grocery store too which is always open. So evidently the solution is simple. Just don't go there.

digitalfantasies 08-31-2012 11:33 AM

fast food... alcohol... the air we breath... too much sunlight...veggies that have been sprayed with shit to keep the bugs away... it's all bad... mobile phones that give you cancer... tight boxers that harm your sperm... who cares?

Tom_PM 08-31-2012 11:37 AM

Don't harm my sperm, bro!

qwe 08-31-2012 11:38 AM

mcd is fine in moderation... if you eat there everyday you're an idiot for sure, but 1-2 times a month wouldn't do a thing to you

femdomdestiny 08-31-2012 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by AllAboutCams (Post 19155922)
Every time a couple of hours after i get the mad shits
No other food does this to me i wounder whats really in it

Because it is soo good that you can't control your ass. But similr is hapening to me . I didn't check timeline, but I will next time.

Spunky 08-31-2012 11:43 AM

I like the double filet o fish,now that's fine dining!

Jman 08-31-2012 11:48 AM

You are eating Clown Poo and you wonder why you need to shit it right after... LOLOL

beerptrol 08-31-2012 12:41 PM

An employee probably used your food to wipe up a dirty toilet that is often used by the hookers

KingNigel 08-31-2012 12:50 PM

Then don't eat there.

Tjeezers 08-31-2012 02:47 PM

MacSickShit

astronaut x 08-31-2012 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wehateporn (Post 19155952)
McDonalds is there to reduce life expectancy; their food is toxic by design. We're not meant to have long enjoyable retirements, we're here as a work force

Don't forget we are also here to become customers to the health care overlords.

SilentKnight 08-31-2012 03:21 PM

The only time McDee burgers give me the shits is when they're literally dripping with grease.

Otherwise, no problemo.

femdomdestiny 08-31-2012 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by AllAboutCams (Post 19155922)
Every time a couple of hours after i get the mad shits
No other food does this to me i wounder whats really in it

Something is wrong, nothing happened tonight. I've eat 5 hours ago and still nothing

grzepa 08-31-2012 06:21 PM

It's always good to have a diarrhea after a tasty meal.

Overload 08-31-2012 06:29 PM

well, eat shit - get the shits ... i had my last mcd burger -eh- oh my ... late 80s? that shit gave me a heartburn beyond believe ... if i hadnt quit ANY fast food over 2 decades ago - i would have after watching FOOD INC. *puke*

2MuchMark 08-31-2012 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 19155927)
please post pics?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

BSleazy 08-31-2012 08:01 PM

I had subway tonight.

brassmonkey 08-31-2012 08:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 19156178)
I like the double filet o fish,now that's fine dining!

yeah their good stuff :2 cents:

HomerSimpson 08-31-2012 08:18 PM

I have same problem with KFC... but their food sucks so it's not a big problem for me to stay away from them... no problems with McD...

ColBigBalls 08-31-2012 08:44 PM

God bless oil cooked fast food.

Mr Pheer 08-31-2012 09:26 PM

drive thru window = shit

Not to mention that they fuck you at the drive thru

adulttraffic 08-31-2012 09:40 PM

same here.. i eat a burger or 2 with some fries. 2 hrs later im on the toilet

Bat_Man 08-31-2012 09:43 PM

McDonalds is shit itself.....what else ???

Spunky 08-31-2012 10:04 PM

I never had a problem at all with their food. what doesn't agree with you doesn't mean it's just only Mickey D's .yea it's a cheaper fast food slop but fills me up and I admit I like a few of their items(even the ballers eat the slop).call me crazy

Jay - SMASH 08-31-2012 10:12 PM

If you want a burger and fries, cook that shit at home. Tastes better and is a way healthier.

weewilly 08-31-2012 11:00 PM

McDonald uses a steam grill. That may be the issue. It a standard grill but has a clam shell over it to speed up cooking. They do use human rated food not the animal chow that some people claim but I believe it is the lowest A grade there is. Finally research Pink Slime it in a lot of the lower grade hamburger


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