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Old 09-19-2003, 12:19 PM   #1
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Recipe for realistic looking fake cum?
What's the best mix to make a real looking, fake cum?
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Old 09-19-2003, 12:21 PM   #2
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Real cum is cheaper to produce
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Old 09-19-2003, 12:22 PM   #3
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Real cum is cheaper to produce
No shit. I can whip up a batch for him real quick.
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Old 09-19-2003, 12:22 PM   #4
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get a can of coco lopez and a turkey baster -
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Old 09-19-2003, 12:23 PM   #5
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Real cum is cheaper to produce
Yeah, well when I'm shooting multiple sets with the same guy in one day he tends to run out of cum.
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Old 09-19-2003, 12:23 PM   #6
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No shit. I can whip up a batch for him real quick.

LOL.... I almost puked from laughing so hard at that....
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Old 09-19-2003, 12:26 PM   #7
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confectioners sugar and a little bit of water
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Old 09-19-2003, 12:28 PM   #8
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funny, I was just talking about it with a friend of mine. You know when you order pizza you get a choice of dippings?
Get garlic dip, it might not smell right but sure as hell looks like cum ;)
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Old 09-19-2003, 12:30 PM   #9
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Yeah, well when I'm shooting multiple sets with the same guy in one day he tends to run out of cum.
What a puss.
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Old 09-19-2003, 12:35 PM   #10
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What a puss.
Hey, they dry up too

J, some folks use a combo of cornstarch (arrowroot is better) and water... or the mentioned above confectioners sugar is good too..but it tends to be too white..

I can always suggest hock a snot wad on the chick.. its about the same consitencey
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I can always suggest hock a snot wad on the chick.. its about the same consitencey
I'm going to have to try this one.
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Old 09-19-2003, 12:39 PM   #12
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Just buy Cetaphil Soap (not the lotion).

It looks identical.
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Old 09-19-2003, 12:42 PM   #13
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Just buy Cetaphil Soap (not the lotion).

It looks identical.
And it's safe to put in their mouth too. It'll numb it a little, but it's safe.



Go down to the local grocery store, find the Cetaphil soap, open it, squirt some on your hands, and tell me if it doesn't look just like the good ol'fashioned 'made-in-the-shower' cum shot!
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Old 09-19-2003, 12:52 PM   #14
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A drop or two of cooking oil, water and cornstarch. You have to experiment with the volumes to get it right. (The oil makes it slide a litte more slowly so more realistic)
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Old 09-19-2003, 12:58 PM   #15
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Why make fake cum? You can buy the real stuff by the gallon. http://www.bull-semen.com/
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funny, I was just talking about it with a friend of mine. You know when you order pizza you get a choice of dippings?
Get garlic dip, it might not smell right but sure as hell looks like cum ;)
Forgot to tip the delivery guy last time you ordered pizza?
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Old 09-19-2003, 01:18 PM   #18
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Rob a sperm bank at night.

then just keep a freezer handy
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Old 08-30-2012, 06:11 PM   #21
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[QUOTE=NetRodent;2400513]Why make fake cum? You can buy the real stuff by the gallon.

That was funny! I just spit my soda out of my nose!
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