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Recipe for realistic looking fake cum?
What's the best mix to make a real looking, fake cum?
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Real cum is cheaper to produce :winkwink:
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LOL.... I almost puked from laughing so hard at that.... :1orglaugh |
confectioners sugar and a little bit of water
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funny, I was just talking about it with a friend of mine. You know when you order pizza you get a choice of dippings?
Get garlic dip, it might not smell right but sure as hell looks like cum ;) |
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J, some folks use a combo of cornstarch (arrowroot is better) and water... or the mentioned above confectioners sugar is good too..but it tends to be too white.. I can always suggest hock a snot wad on the chick.. its about the same consitencey :thumbsup |
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Just buy Cetaphil Soap (not the lotion).
It looks identical. |
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Go down to the local grocery store, find the Cetaphil soap, open it, squirt some on your hands, and tell me if it doesn't look just like the good ol'fashioned 'made-in-the-shower' cum shot! |
A drop or two of cooking oil, water and cornstarch. You have to experiment with the volumes to get it right. (The oil makes it slide a litte more slowly so more realistic)
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mayo
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Rob a sperm bank at night. :)
then just keep a freezer handy |
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[QUOTE=NetRodent;2400513]Why make fake cum? You can buy the real stuff by the gallon.
That was funny! I just spit my soda out of my nose! |
mix milk and lube
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