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Hardcore J 09-19-2003 12:19 PM

Recipe for realistic looking fake cum?
 
What's the best mix to make a real looking, fake cum?

dnsmonster 09-19-2003 12:21 PM

Real cum is cheaper to produce :winkwink:

AaronM 09-19-2003 12:22 PM

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Originally posted by dnsmonster
Real cum is cheaper to produce :winkwink:
No shit. I can whip up a batch for him real quick.

D-man 09-19-2003 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hardcore J
What's the best mix to make a real looking, fake cum?
get a can of coco lopez and a turkey baster - :thumbsup

Hardcore J 09-19-2003 12:23 PM

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Originally posted by dnsmonster
Real cum is cheaper to produce :winkwink:
Yeah, well when I'm shooting multiple sets with the same guy in one day he tends to run out of cum.

clubsexy 09-19-2003 12:23 PM

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Originally posted by AaronM


No shit. I can whip up a batch for him real quick.


LOL.... I almost puked from laughing so hard at that.... :1orglaugh

laura 09-19-2003 12:26 PM

confectioners sugar and a little bit of water

Tease 09-19-2003 12:28 PM

funny, I was just talking about it with a friend of mine. You know when you order pizza you get a choice of dippings?
Get garlic dip, it might not smell right but sure as hell looks like cum ;)

AaronM 09-19-2003 12:30 PM

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Originally posted by Hardcore J


Yeah, well when I'm shooting multiple sets with the same guy in one day he tends to run out of cum.

What a puss. :1orglaugh

C_U_Next_Tuesday 09-19-2003 12:35 PM

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Originally posted by AaronM


What a puss. :1orglaugh

Hey, they dry up too :1orglaugh

J, some folks use a combo of cornstarch (arrowroot is better) and water... or the mentioned above confectioners sugar is good too..but it tends to be too white..

I can always suggest hock a snot wad on the chick.. its about the same consitencey :thumbsup

Hardcore J 09-19-2003 12:36 PM

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Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
I can always suggest hock a snot wad on the chick.. its about the same consitencey :thumbsup
I'm going to have to try this one.

Donny 09-19-2003 12:39 PM

Just buy Cetaphil Soap (not the lotion).

It looks identical.

Donny 09-19-2003 12:42 PM

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Originally posted by DonovanPhillips
Just buy Cetaphil Soap (not the lotion).

It looks identical.

And it's safe to put in their mouth too. It'll numb it a little, but it's safe.



Go down to the local grocery store, find the Cetaphil soap, open it, squirt some on your hands, and tell me if it doesn't look just like the good ol'fashioned 'made-in-the-shower' cum shot!

Gemini 09-19-2003 12:52 PM

A drop or two of cooking oil, water and cornstarch. You have to experiment with the volumes to get it right. (The oil makes it slide a litte more slowly so more realistic)

NetRodent 09-19-2003 12:58 PM

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Originally posted by Hardcore J
What's the best mix to make a real looking, fake cum?
Why make fake cum? You can buy the real stuff by the gallon. http://www.bull-semen.com/

matty 09-19-2003 12:58 PM

mayo

Libertine 09-19-2003 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tease
funny, I was just talking about it with a friend of mine. You know when you order pizza you get a choice of dippings?
Get garlic dip, it might not smell right but sure as hell looks like cum ;)

Forgot to tip the delivery guy last time you ordered pizza? :Graucho

Adult™ 09-19-2003 01:18 PM

Rob a sperm bank at night. :)

then just keep a freezer handy

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 08-29-2012 01:14 AM

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Bon appetit!

:food-smil02

ADG

Pornopat 08-29-2012 02:49 AM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 19151229)

Bon appetit!

:food-smil02

ADG

You answer the question after 9 years???

Colo_bitch 08-30-2012 06:11 PM

[QUOTE=NetRodent;2400513]Why make fake cum? You can buy the real stuff by the gallon.

That was funny! I just spit my soda out of my nose!

SmutHammer 08-30-2012 07:15 PM

mix milk and lube


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