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TurboAngel · 08-20-2012, 06:06 AM

Who has drank one beer and drove? I just can't believe that out of all the people here I'm the only one to.

Chris · 08-20-2012, 06:07 AM

i can say for 100% fact ive never had a single drink and then drove

CurrentlySober · 08-20-2012, 06:09 AM

i cant afford a beer OR a car...

BIGTYMER · 08-20-2012, 06:09 AM

I've never drove while sippin' a beer.

TurboAngel · 08-20-2012, 06:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BIGTYMER

I've never drove while sippin' a beer.

That's not the question!

L-Pink · 08-20-2012, 06:11 AM

I've had many a road beer in my time.

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candyflip · 08-20-2012, 06:20 AM

I don't drink.

rowan · 08-20-2012, 06:28 AM

ottopottomouse · 08-20-2012, 06:44 AM

I've never got to a police check and shoved the beer I was driving along drinking up my cunt then got my tits out to distract the cops, or is that another question?

AllAboutCams · 08-20-2012, 06:54 AM

i've done much worse

JFK · 08-20-2012, 06:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

I've had many a road beer in my time.

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seeandsee · 08-20-2012, 06:58 AM

1-2 beers and driving all the time, but not over it

DWB · 08-20-2012, 07:05 AM

everyone in this industry is responsible.

keysync · 08-20-2012, 07:06 AM

Still no tit pictures?

AllAboutCams · 08-20-2012, 07:07 AM

i have ridden my bike smashed out of my head a few times probably just as bad

Tam · 08-20-2012, 07:08 AM

Not me, I don't drink at all. This is not to say I never have had a drink, I just don't do it and I have certainly never gotten behind the wheel of a car afterwards. My husband either, he doesn't drink either.

Sly · 08-20-2012, 07:08 AM

I always have a beer when I go out to eat.

Just Alex · 08-20-2012, 07:13 AM

Spunky · 08-20-2012, 07:13 AM

I may have 2 beer max over a couple hours and then drive.That's rare for me though,always cab it after drinking

MrBottomTooth · 08-20-2012, 07:15 AM

Don't they have drive-thru margarita stands in Texas?

brassmonkey · 08-20-2012, 07:17 AM

did you go over and confess on facebook? and can i see the girls?

Freaky_Akula · 08-20-2012, 07:18 AM

I have driven after I had a drink, but I have never taken a drink with me from a party and I have never driven while drinking a beer.

Sly · 08-20-2012, 07:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth

Don't they have drive-thru margarita stands in Texas?

LOL, yes! It is really bizarre.

Chosen · 08-20-2012, 07:51 AM

I don't like beer...

escorpio · 08-20-2012, 08:03 AM

Ever driven while smoking crack and getting a blow job? Best rush ever.

Sid70 · 08-20-2012, 08:09 AM

R'ly, your facebook status isn't set to DUI yet!

NaughtyRob · 08-20-2012, 08:36 AM

1-2 beers yes, any more than that, no.

Tjeezers · 08-20-2012, 08:40 AM

The stupidity amazes me, I thought one thread was bad enough....

DamianJ · 08-20-2012, 08:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TurboAngel

Who has drank one beer and drove? I just can't believe that out of all the people here I'm the only one to.

You're the only one stupid enough to brag about drinking beers, and smuggling open beers out of a party to drink on the road.

LeRoy · 08-20-2012, 08:58 AM

Couple few over a couple few hours is ok

Tjeezers · 08-20-2012, 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ

You're the only one stupid enough to brag about drinking beers, and smuggling open beers out of a party to drink on the road.

and then trying to gain support from others who are just as stupid....

papill0n · 08-20-2012, 11:53 AM

this is a story about the time you drank one beer and drove ?

get the fuck out of here

michael.kickass · 08-20-2012, 12:02 PM

I have but am not proud of it.

Rochard · 08-20-2012, 12:05 PM

I've had a few drinks and driven.

beerptrol · 08-20-2012, 12:16 PM

I've been known to drink and drive when playing golf. I usually have someone hold my beer so I can tee off

SpeedoDave · 08-20-2012, 12:20 PM

I prefer Scotch when I'm driving.

LeeD · 08-20-2012, 12:21 PM

Do it all the time. Hell, around here when people are giving driving directions, they use number of beers you'll drink as the measure of time. I'll have up to four drinks before I won't drive. Honestly, as long as you're not drunk I don't see anything wrong with it and don't really see why everyone made such a big deal out of it.

edgeprod · 08-20-2012, 12:25 PM

Why would you make this thread? The backlash over you driving WITH A BEER -- especially from people who had lost loved ones to people like you -- was contained in one thread for the time being. Incidentally, for those who aren't caught up, this was the other thread:

https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1078471

There's no spin you can put on this to make it better. Try this: "I was in the wrong and I won't do it again, I'm deeply sorry for the people I offended by making a joke out of drunk driving, and bragging about not being caught."

I'm not trying to be harsh, I'm just trying to understand what goes on in your head when you make these threads. Other funny topics for you to consider:

Aborted fetuses
Rape and Incest
Perhaps dead grandparents?

TurboAngel · 08-22-2012, 04:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by edgeprod

Why would you make this thread? The backlash over you driving WITH A BEER -- especially from people who had lost loved ones to people like you -- was contained in one thread for the time being. Incidentally, for those who aren't caught up, this was the other thread:

https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1078471

There's no spin you can put on this to make it better. Try this: "I was in the wrong and I won't do it again, I'm deeply sorry for the people I offended by making a joke out of drunk driving, and bragging about not being caught."

I'm not trying to be harsh, I'm just trying to understand what goes on in your head when you make these threads. Other funny topics for you to consider:

Aborted fetuses
Rape and Incest
Perhaps dead grandparents?

I did say it was dumb to have the open beer, you would have seen that if you had read the thread. Just wanted to make the point that drinking ONE beer and driving happens. I wasn't drunk or I would have gotten a DWI.

grumpy · 08-22-2012, 06:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TurboAngel

I did say it was dumb to have the open beer, you would have seen that if you had read the thread. Just wanted to make the point that drinking ONE beer and driving happens. I wasn't drunk or I would have gotten a DWI.

no idiot. it shouldnt happen.

LAJ · 08-22-2012, 10:35 AM

180 lbs... 1 beer... no problem.

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08-20-2012, 06:06 AM	#1
TurboAngel H.B.I.C. Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: NC Posts: 30,122	I'm the ONLY one here? Who has drank one beer and drove? I just can't believe that out of all the people here I'm the only one to.

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08-20-2012, 12:21 PM	#37
LeeD Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 142	Do it all the time. Hell, around here when people are giving driving directions, they use number of beers you'll drink as the measure of time. I'll have up to four drinks before I won't drive. Honestly, as long as you're not drunk I don't see anything wrong with it and don't really see why everyone made such a big deal out of it.

08-20-2012, 12:25 PM	#38
edgeprod Permanently Gone Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 10,019	Why would you make this thread? The backlash over you driving WITH A BEER -- especially from people who had lost loved ones to people like you -- was contained in one thread for the time being. Incidentally, for those who aren't caught up, this was the other thread: https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1078471 There's no spin you can put on this to make it better. Try this: "I was in the wrong and I won't do it again, I'm deeply sorry for the people I offended by making a joke out of drunk driving, and bragging about not being caught." I'm not trying to be harsh, I'm just trying to understand what goes on in your head when you make these threads. Other funny topics for you to consider: Aborted fetuses Rape and Incest Perhaps dead grandparents? Last edited by edgeprod; 08-20-2012 at 12:26 PM.. Reason: Added the other thread

08-22-2012, 10:35 AM	#41
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