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angeleyes · 08-09-2012, 01:21 AM

Just a question, don't beat me up about posting on a porn board. I use to live here on GFY.

DamianJ · 08-09-2012, 01:25 AM

GFY is the fucking best place ever to get medical advice

Do you have a rectal prolapse?

Post pics

B.Barnato · 08-09-2012, 01:27 AM

Yes, Neurosurgeon here.

CurrentlySober · 08-09-2012, 01:27 AM

i watched a youtube vid about something medical a few years ago, so I'm probably qualified to call myself a doctor...

Whats the problem ?

angeleyes · 08-09-2012, 01:30 AM

thanks assholes... I have cancer and it's bad..... I lost my health insurance and I just was hoping there was someone here with medical knowledge. Laugh when I'm dead, not now.

DamianJ · 08-09-2012, 01:33 AM

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Originally Posted by angeleyes

thanks assholes... I have cancer and it's bad..... I lost my health insurance and I just was hoping there was someone here with medical knowledge. Laugh when I'm dead, not now.

So you thought someone on GFY might happen to be a spare time oncologist and have magic cancer fixing juice they could give you?

Obvious troll is obvious.

JFK · 08-09-2012, 01:33 AM

Lots of experience, watching reruns of Dr Casey right now, to keep up to the latest in the science

grumpy · 08-09-2012, 01:39 AM

i can help. Watch almost all episodes of House.

DamianJ · 08-09-2012, 01:42 AM

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Originally Posted by grumpy

i can help. Watch almost all episodes of House.

We need magic cancer juice, STAT!

EddyTheDog · 08-09-2012, 01:48 AM

You knew you where going to get a hard time!!

Its not always bad to ask some general medical questions on GFY - There are a lot of people here who may have had a relative with the problem for example that could recommend a good specialist.

Just don't post pics of your lump and expect a diagnosis....

Of course if Damian is correct and Trollosis is the issue I would suggest getting out more.

anexsia · 08-09-2012, 02:02 AM

Sure, I'm Wikipedia and WebMD qualified. I can perform surgery just as good as Paul Markham can sell porn.

Jel · 08-09-2012, 02:36 AM

Huge Scrubs fan here, probably can't help medically but can give you a cancer five

the Shemp · 08-09-2012, 03:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by angeleyes

Just a question, don't beat me up about posting on a porn board. I use to live here on GFY.

email me...

OneHungLo · 08-09-2012, 05:50 AM

Potential donation thread in the making...

tony286 · 08-09-2012, 05:55 AM

I hope you feel better Angel but there are probably 1000 cancer forums much better to go to than here for info.

DamageX · 08-09-2012, 05:57 AM

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Originally Posted by anexsia

Sure, I'm Wikipedia and WebMD qualified. I can perform surgery just as good as Paul Markham can sell porn.

I'm willing to bet you can perform surgery better than Paul can sell porn.

Lace · 08-09-2012, 07:14 AM

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Originally Posted by the Shemp

email me...

And Shemp to the rescue!

Hope all is well bud!

Tom_PM · 08-09-2012, 07:16 AM

Just post the question.

ottopottomouse · 08-09-2012, 07:17 AM

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Originally Posted by angeleyes

I lost my health insurance

Looked down the back of the sofa?

TheLegacy · 08-09-2012, 07:19 AM

So what is your question?

I lost several family members to cancer - but if it's in regards to insurance etc I have no idea outside of search the web

JackieRose · 08-09-2012, 07:54 AM

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Originally Posted by angeleyes

thanks assholes... I have cancer and it's bad..... I lost my health insurance and I just was hoping there was someone here with medical knowledge. Laugh when I'm dead, not now.

Sorry to hear about your cancer Angel.

Alot of fruits and vegetables, Very healthy eating. No smoking. Alternative medicines, I ran across quite a bit of info on natural medicines, If you would the links I can send them to you.

Helix · 08-09-2012, 08:11 AM

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woj · 08-09-2012, 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by TheLegacy

So what is your question?

at least tell us what your question is, so we can at least try to point you in the right direction....

Harmon · 08-09-2012, 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by OneHungLo

Potential donation thread in the making...

Somebody with a brain chimes in

candyflip · 08-09-2012, 09:14 AM

Yeah...why wouldn't you just post the question? Instead you just set yourself up for a good 'old fashioned GFY whipping...cancer or not.

You should know better.

alf6300 · 08-09-2012, 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by JackieRose

Sorry to hear about your cancer Angel.

Alot of fruits and vegetables, Very healthy eating. No smoking. Alternative medicines, I ran across quite a bit of info on natural medicines, If you would the links I can send them to you.

I usually never post on this type of thread.
However, even if there is 0.1% chance that OP is actually in the situation she claims:

DO SEEK medical treatment (i.e. doctors with a degree). DO NOT fall for any BS from people promising you magical herbs.

JackieRose · 08-09-2012, 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by alf6300

I usually never post on this type of thread.
However, even if there is 0.1% chance that OP is actually in the situation she claims:

DO SEEK medical treatment (i.e. doctors with a degree). DO NOT fall for any BS from people promising you magical herbs.

My dad went the medical route and lost his battle with cancer....and if you do a search for Mike Adams you'll find out why I said Alternative medicines. The cancer centers are nothing but Poison Centers. Chemo and Radiation will kill you faster If you take take the treatments, At least in our case that is what happened.

They have known for many years that chemo kills all cells not just the bad ones and can ultimately kill you alot faster. I would tell anyone to seek medical professionals But in our case Alternative medicine is the way we should've went, especially after finding out what the chemo and radiation does to you cells.

It backfires, here is the article:

naturalnews.com/036725_chemotherapy_cancer_tumors_backfires.html

and this is just a small insight into what this kind of treatment can do to ones body. It's very sad to watch someone slowly die and there is nothing you can do about it.

Harmon · 08-09-2012, 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by JackieRose

My dad went the medical route and lost his battle with cancer....and if you do a search for Mike Adams you'll find out why I said Alternative medicines. The cancer centers are nothing but Poison Centers. Chemo and Radiation will kill you faster If you take take the treatments, At least in our case that is what happened.

They have known for many years that chemo kills all cells not just the bad ones and can ultimately kill you alot faster. I would tell anyone to seek medical professionals But in our case Alternative medicine is the way we should've went, especially after finding out what the chemo and radiation does to you cells.

It backfires, here is the article:

naturalnews.com/036725_chemotherapy_cancer_tumors_backfires.html

and this is just a small insight into what this kind of treatment can do to ones body. It's very sad to watch someone slowly die and there is nothing you can do about it.

Tell that to Steve Jobs' family. Wacko.

bigluv · 08-09-2012, 11:18 AM

Hey sorry to hear about your cancer.
Too bad they were unable to save your brain. Good luck with the rest.

Harmon · 08-09-2012, 11:31 AM

Also, I think Marion is back...

baddog · 08-09-2012, 11:32 AM

I stayed at a Holiday Inn

JackieRose · 08-09-2012, 11:34 AM

Sometimes alternative medicine can help in certain instances. I tend to believe that anything is possible when it comes to the human body.

Harmon · 08-09-2012, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by JackieRose

Sometimes alternative medicine can help in certain instances. I tend to believe that anything is possible when it comes to the human body.

Dumb bitch

JackieRose · 08-09-2012, 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Harmon

Dumb bitch

Excuse me? you talking to me?

J. Falcon · 08-09-2012, 12:34 PM

J. Falcon · 08-09-2012, 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JackieRose

Excuse me? you talking to me?

Try not to take some of these rude idiots seriously, they will insult anyone as long as it counts as a post.

Probono · 08-09-2012, 12:38 PM

I have survived cancer, eleven years so far. I can share some knowledge but not in this forum. If you have any real questions email me lee @ dreamnet .com

JackieRose · 08-09-2012, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by J. Falcon

Try not to take some of these rude idiots seriously, they will insult anyone as long as it counts as a post.

Thank you!

PR_Glen · 08-09-2012, 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JackieRose

Sometimes alternative medicine can help in certain instances. I tend to believe that anything is possible when it comes to the human body.

the only time its better to seak out alternative medicine is if the problem is purely psychological. cancer is absolutely not...

Steve Jobs could have survived cancer if he gotten the treatments when doctors told him to, the other route is a death sentence.

angeleyes · 08-27-2012, 07:33 AM

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Originally Posted by candyflip

Yeah...why wouldn't you just post the question? Instead you just set yourself up for a good 'old fashioned GFY whipping...cancer or not.

You should know better.

I wanted to know if anyone has ever survived cancer using alternative methods. I've already lost most of my hair.. It's been rough and I lost my health insurance and there is NOTHING any hospital or doctor will do other than if I'm in severe pain--- they treat me and street me... they won't do anything to help me beyond the immediate circumstance (pain). I hope that ObamaCare comes through in time. No insurance company will take me because I have active cancer. If you have actual advice, please email me. (those of you that are my friend have my email.......if not, you can PM me.)

xoxo

TurboAngel · 08-27-2012, 09:22 AM

I'm so sorry to hear that hun.

DamianJ · 08-27-2012, 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by angeleyes

I wanted to know if anyone has ever survived cancer using alternative methods.

Ask Steve Jobs how the alternate treatments worked for him. Oh wait...

2012 · 08-27-2012, 09:44 AM

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candyflip · 08-27-2012, 09:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by angeleyes

I wanted to know if anyone has ever survived cancer using alternative methods. I've already lost most of my hair.. It's been rough and I lost my health insurance and there is NOTHING any hospital or doctor will do other than if I'm in severe pain--- they treat me and street me... they won't do anything to help me beyond the immediate circumstance (pain). I hope that ObamaCare comes through in time. No insurance company will take me because I have active cancer. If you have actual advice, please email me. (those of you that are my friend have my email.......if not, you can PM me.)

xoxo

So you've already gone the Chemo route?

spazlabz · 08-27-2012, 09:51 AM

Here http://www.burzynskiclinic.com/
there is a documentary about this guys fight and his success rate called "Burzynski"

I recommend you watch it... good luck

2MuchMark · 08-27-2012, 09:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JackieRose

Sorry to hear about your cancer Angel.

Alternative medicines, I ran across quite a bit of info on natural medicines, If you would the links I can send them to you.

BAD IDEA

Stick with real doctors who specialize in the type of cancer you have. Not taking their advice or taking something not prescribed by a real doctor may reduce life expectancy. Please stick with the actual medical science and true experts. This is your life and quality of life you're talking about.

Chosen · 08-27-2012, 10:22 AM

CaptainHowdy · 08-27-2012, 10:28 AM

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angeleyes · 08-27-2012, 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by **********

BAD IDEA

Stick with real doctors who specialize in the type of cancer you have. Not taking their advice or taking something not prescribed by a real doctor may reduce life expectancy. Please stick with the actual medical science and true experts. This is your life and quality of life you're talking about.

That is the problem.... without health insurance, I can't afford to pay out of pocket for Doctors and treatment anymore (did one round of chemo, hence the loss of most of my hair) and NO I AM NOT ASKING FOR DONATIONS... just some advice. I'm screwed, don't know what to do next. Once my premiums hit 2370/month, I had to dump it.

As I said, no donations wanted, but if you have actual work, preferably writing-- I would be happy to take on small or large jobs (and I do have many samples of articles I've written).

BUT MORE THAN ANYTHING-- I want some grounded advice. I realize there are still a lot of fucktards on this board, but there are also some good people, people that have been in my position or known someone... please contact me.

Sunny Day · 08-27-2012, 03:56 PM

IMMEDIATELY apply for Social Security Disability. Takes months, but with the right lawyer you might get an emergency hearing. But then it still takes 7 months to get Medicare to pay your medical bills.
Otherwise just go to the best hospital that takes charity cases, such as a university hospital.

Sounds like you best save the medical money, save up for one last thing you'd do. Party, vacation, buy a couple of hookers. Do it quick. On the bright side, you won't have to worry if the hookers have AIDS.

Sorry if this sounds flippant, but from your posts it doesn't sound like you have long.

Sorry to hear your troubles.

I do know a great SSDI lawyer

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angeleyes Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Wandering around FL using random Wireless Connections Posts: 3,584	thanks assholes... I have cancer and it's bad..... I lost my health insurance and I just was hoping there was someone here with medical knowledge. Laugh when I'm dead, not now. __________________ Need a Writer? Contact Me. I write quality descriptions, short erotic stories, quality one-liners.. whatever you need.

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Sunny Day Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 1,406	Might be too late, but do this IMMEDIATELY apply for Social Security Disability. Takes months, but with the right lawyer you might get an emergency hearing. But then it still takes 7 months to get Medicare to pay your medical bills. Otherwise just go to the best hospital that takes charity cases, such as a university hospital. Sounds like you best save the medical money, save up for one last thing you'd do. Party, vacation, buy a couple of hookers. Do it quick. On the bright side, you won't have to worry if the hookers have AIDS. Sorry if this sounds flippant, but from your posts it doesn't sound like you have long. Sorry to hear your troubles. I do know a great SSDI lawyer