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Old 08-05-2012, 02:40 PM   #1
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i like kites...

I wanna go and bye a kite and fly it tomorrow, but I dont have anyone to hold it for takeoff...

So I prob wont...

Please disregard this post
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Old 08-05-2012, 02:41 PM   #2
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Actually, on reflection, I cant afford a kite anyway... Sorry...
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Old 08-05-2012, 02:42 PM   #3
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Old 08-05-2012, 02:47 PM   #4
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Double Sob... Kite AND a Penguin...
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Old 08-05-2012, 02:49 PM   #5
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perhaps a toilet paper kite would suit your needs

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Old 08-05-2012, 02:52 PM   #6
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i thought you might like this site

http://drawception.com/viewgame/p7Cf.../chelsea-boot/
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Old 08-05-2012, 02:52 PM   #7
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You got a kite fetish?
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Old 08-05-2012, 02:55 PM   #8
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You got a kite fetish?
No. I like penguins and poo...

I wanna fly a kite for fun, but I need another person to launch it...
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Old 08-05-2012, 02:57 PM   #9
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Old 08-05-2012, 02:58 PM   #10
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I like turtles
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Can you fly a turtle on a piece of string?
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Old 08-05-2012, 03:07 PM   #11
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Always thought CurrentlySober was a poet, now I am sure about it.
(Before anyone fixes it for me - yes, I know, a pooet)
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Old 08-05-2012, 03:34 PM   #12
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I wanna go and bye a kite and fly it tomorrow, but I dont have anyone to hold it for takeoff...
I launch my stunt kites without anyone else holdin' em.

Prop it up on the ground, inside facing the direction of wind, and carefully roll out the line with just enough tension to keep it "standing".

When ready to launch, give it a quick tug and there ya go...



When you get familiar with the mechanics you'll be able to simply lay it on the ground and pull it into a standing position and then launch.

I get all of my kites from here: http://intothewind.com/
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Old 08-05-2012, 04:57 PM   #13
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Got a buck? go to the dollar store... then let the string out and run, really, really fast.. lol.
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Old 08-05-2012, 09:35 PM   #14
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Old 08-05-2012, 09:39 PM   #15
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I had one when I was a kid,I kinda liked flying kites
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Old 08-05-2012, 09:40 PM   #16
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You make me sad.

You make me sad.

No one to help you fly your kite? Well, boo.

Wait...you made me sad, now make me happy!
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Old 08-05-2012, 09:45 PM   #17
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Very nice kite!

If you had that you'd be the talk of the town.
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Old 08-05-2012, 09:46 PM   #18
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Old 08-05-2012, 11:19 PM   #20
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Look at this beauty.

Mmmmmmmm... Fap fap fap...
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Old 08-06-2012, 05:35 AM   #21
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I want to go kite surfing
They're actually aren't too pricey. My cousin bought one a few years ago. It's a lot of fun. I managed to get up on it last summer.
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A friend of mine who moved to San Francisco is now building Octopus Kites like this:

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