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bean-aid 08-04-2012 11:29 PM

Way to go I guess. Why do you feel the need to kill? Did they *invade* too much space? Glad you didn't kill, only broke some teeth.

I remember this italian guy in high school who would brag about how he beat up the last person. God he was such a dick. His dad just died, 55 years old, heart attack. They said stress killed him.

Do u live in texas?

bean-aid 08-04-2012 11:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TampaToker (Post 19103713)
Sorry to burst every ones bubble but this is a bs story posted thru my account. I had gfy logged in my browser on my laptop. Someone decided it would be funny to post this bs when we had a gathering last night. This will be the last time i will have anyone related to the biz in my home. Last time we had a webmaster bring a guy who was not in the biz and got so damn drunk he knocked over my led tv.

Thank you Anthony from netvideogirls for bringing this thread to my attention. Anyone from around the Tampa area is always free to contact me. I am always game for a night out on the town.

Thanks
John

Ohhh... What is this guys email? Who sabotaged your account? We should kick his teeth in and break his jaw!

I call bullshit, somebody hacked your account and started this thread? I think you did done this and I'm sticking to it. Asshole

SilentKnight 08-05-2012 12:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TampaToker (Post 19103713)
First thing i think i am about to get jacked. They all start running i reach out grab for one and got a hold of his shirt

Quote:

Originally Posted by TampaToker (Post 19103713)
This will be the last time i will have anyone related to the biz in my home.

Coincidentally, you and the guy who jacked your account must've had the same English teacher. You both consistently use the lowercase "i" when referring to yourselves. :uhoh

Matyko 08-05-2012 01:26 AM

This thread is full of shit.

CurrentlySober 08-05-2012 01:30 AM

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Originally Posted by BAKO (Post 19103740)
Taking a crap on the porch is classic lol. Never heard of that

I do it nearly every day... :2 cents:

webgurl 08-05-2012 02:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight (Post 19104445)
Coincidentally, you and the guy who jacked your account must've had the same English teacher. You both consistently use the lowercase "i" when referring to yourselves. :uhoh

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/...Holmes-007.jpg

JFK 08-05-2012 02:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Matyko (Post 19104745)
This thread is full of shit.

I called it from the start:1orglaugh:thumbsup

Jman 08-05-2012 04:53 AM

With all this bs at least we all know baddog would do the same thing but would not be dump enough to post on gfy. Gem of à thread

Sam - Mr. Skin 08-05-2012 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BAKO (Post 19103740)
Taking a crap on the porch is classic lol. Never heard of that

You have to shit in a grocery bag, set it on the porch, light it on fire and then ring the doorbell... now that's classic.

Ayla_SquareTurtle 08-05-2012 02:08 PM

oh please.

RyuLion 08-05-2012 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 19102677)
While I understand your reaction, I think I would delete this thread. I don't know the laws in your state, but here you would have admitted guilt as you grabbed them as they were leaving; and they never entered the home.

Again, I would have done the same thing, I just would not have posted it that way. I would have posted an alibi. ;)

:2 cents::2 cents::2 cents:

Jman 08-05-2012 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 19103279)



What is the cut-off when someone is no longer a kid?

When they are mature enough and don't play the ring the doorbell prank. Any mature man with half a brain can pick that up in the initial post. Honestly ANYONE who is ready to bash the head of someone playing a prank and ringing their doorbell is in serious need of anger management :2 cents:

wehateporn 08-05-2012 03:44 PM

I'm making a note never to go Trick or Treating in Pasco County

Sounds like the adrenaline took over and you couldn't think clearly; by the time you were consciously aware of your overreaction the damage had been done.


PornMD 08-05-2012 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jman (Post 19104868)
With all this bs at least we all know baddog would do the same thing but would not be dump enough to post on gfy. Gem of à thread

Nope, he surely wouldn't be dump enough.

baddog 08-05-2012 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jman (Post 19105545)
When they are mature enough and don't play the ring the doorbell prank. Any mature man with half a brain can pick that up in the initial post. Honestly ANYONE who is ready to bash the head of someone playing a prank and ringing their doorbell is in serious need of anger management :2 cents:

Your stupidity knows no bounds. :2 cents:

ninavain 08-05-2012 08:15 PM

:thumbsup:thumbsup
Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight (Post 19104445)
Coincidentally, you and the guy who jacked your account must've had the same English teacher. You both consistently use the lowercase "i" when referring to yourselves. :uhoh


epitome 08-05-2012 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight (Post 19104445)
Coincidentally, you and the guy who jacked your account must've had the same English teacher. You both consistently use the lowercase "i" when referring to yourselves. :uhoh

Well the prankster probably used the same computer as him. Maybe shift+I is broken on that computer. ;) sounds unreasonable enough.

Major (Tom) 08-05-2012 09:43 PM

1. story is bullshit
2. the retraction is worse.
3. i lulzd
ds

DTK 08-05-2012 10:23 PM

Tampa Toker Turned Troll

brassmonkey 08-05-2012 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sam_mrskincash (Post 19105423)
You have to shit in a grocery bag, set it on the porch, light it on fire and then ring the doorbell... now that's classic.

that's for a drunk amateur. dogg shit will work put it in a paper bag pour just a little barb bq fluid :thumbsup. enjoy! :1orglaugh

bean-aid 08-06-2012 10:25 PM

I guess nobody likes a mangling?

nico-t 08-07-2012 03:55 AM

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Originally Posted by bushwacker (Post 19103075)
That will teach him to ring anyone else's doorbell. I bet he knocks next time. :thumbsup

:1orglaugh

Penny24Seven 11-27-2013 07:59 AM

American Psycho just laid the beat down last night, which GFY beat down was better? His or the TT knock yo teeth out beat down?

Mediamix 11-27-2013 09:30 AM

From all the things that never happend, this never happend the most.

J. Falcon 11-27-2013 10:27 AM

This thread should be kept at the top for laughs if nothing else. I doubt someone hacked your account and bothered to reply to so many posts. Plus, as was pointed out by others before, you and the hacker seem to have similar writing styles.

Ramster 11-27-2013 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by TampaToker (Post 19102432)
So much for a quiet night in good old Pasco County. Went to walk out side around midnight to smoke and as i am about to open the front door my door bell starts ringing like crazy. I whip open the door and there are 4 or 5 people at my door. First thing i think i am about to get jacked. They all start running i reach out grab for one and got a hold of his shirt and then grabbed him by his hair and smashed his head 2 times into the side of my center block porch. Then i proceed to stomp on his face a few times.

As this is happening the others are running down the road. My neighbor was pulling up when this was all going on i told him to pull his gun and call the cops. So i go hop in the car and chase these fucks threw about 14 back yards with my car. Totally ripped the front bumper off of my car then i lost them.

Come to find out there was a party 2 blocks over and these kids were just drink wandering around. The guy was going to take a shit on my porch and run off. Just doing stupid drunk stuff. So now this kid has a broken nose,fractured jaw,sever concussion,couple of missing teeth over a stupid prank. Now that the adrenaline has settled i just feel horrible about what i did to him. I wish i was about to get jacked that way i would not feel any remorse. I worked my ass off for years to move to a upscale neighborhood to get away from this type and shit and its still all around me.

Personally I hope you go to jail. Sounds like you weren't provoked one bit! :321GFY

PornDiscounts-V 11-27-2013 10:54 AM

When this sort of thing happens I check the date.

LightscapeMedia 11-27-2013 11:07 AM

You're probably gonna get the shit sued out of you.

_Richard_ 11-27-2013 11:33 AM

funny how both writing styles are exactly the same. even the punctuation. not one comma. funny thread lol

mineistaken 11-27-2013 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TampaToker (Post 19102432)
So much for a quiet night in good old Pasco County. Went to walk out side around midnight to smoke and as i am about to open the front door my door bell starts ringing like crazy. I whip open the door and there are 4 or 5 people at my door. First thing i think i am about to get jacked. They all start running i reach out grab for one and got a hold of his shirt and then grabbed him by his hair and smashed his head 2 times into the side of my center block porch. Then i proceed to stomp on his face a few times.

As this is happening the others are running down the road. My neighbor was pulling up when this was all going on i told him to pull his gun and call the cops. So i go hop in the car and chase these fucks threw about 14 back yards with my car. Totally ripped the front bumper off of my car then i lost them.

Come to find out there was a party 2 blocks over and these kids were just drink wandering around. The guy was going to take a shit on my porch and run off. Just doing stupid drunk stuff. So now this kid has a broken nose,fractured jaw,sever concussion,couple of missing teeth over a stupid prank. Now that the adrenaline has settled i just feel horrible about what i did to him. I wish i was about to get jacked that way i would not feel any remorse. I worked my ass off for years to move to a upscale neighborhood to get away from this type and shit and its still all around me.

All good except that part :Oh crap
Thumbs down.


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