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CurrentlySober 08-04-2012 08:48 AM

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:thumbsup :1orglaugh :helpme

JFK 08-04-2012 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 19103304)
FIDDY!!!

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You da Man:thumbsup:thumbsup

CurrentlySober 08-04-2012 08:51 AM

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Originally Posted by JFK (Post 19103308)
You da Man:thumbsup:thumbsup


:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
I bet you were sat there waiting, just the same as I was !

beerptrol 08-04-2012 09:07 AM

I had a similar instance when two old Jehovah's Witnesses rung my door bell trying to give me a Watch Tower pamphlet.

aztecboi2003 08-04-2012 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by XYZTraffic (Post 19103136)
So you beat the living shit out of a kid playing 'knock a door run'. :disgust Do you own a gun?

I believe it's called nig ger knocking.

SilentKnight 08-04-2012 09:38 AM

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Originally Posted by beerptrol (Post 19103332)
I had a similar instance when two old Jehovah's Witnesses rung my door bell trying to give me a Watch Tower pamphlet.

19yr. old punks takin' a drunken shat on the front step...no big deal. Shit happens. That's what a garden hose is good for.



But Jehovahs...they're great for tazer practice. :thumbsup

Socks 08-04-2012 09:41 AM

If that happened to me, I would open the door, stand and stare for a few moments, close the door, go back to what I was doing.

Call me crazy.

PhoneMoney 08-04-2012 09:49 AM

Lol.

You should get an award for creative writing. 'Cause you know, 4 or 5 drunk guys on your porch, you grab one and the rest didn't beat you into a bloody pulp?

Sure.

They would have kicked your teeth in.

ninavain 08-04-2012 09:54 AM

NEXT TIME..CALL THE BATMAN
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ROQlPCGdOB..._nlewis039.jpg

SilentKnight 08-04-2012 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by TampaToker (Post 19102432)
So i go hop in the car and chase these fucks threw about 14 back yards with my car.

No fences in your neighbourhood? Swimming pools? BBQs? Patio furniture? Sheds?

http://www.cars-wallpapers.net/wp-co...of-hazzard.jpg

bronco67 08-04-2012 10:09 AM

You sound like a great guy.

TheSquealer 08-04-2012 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by BVF (Post 19103252)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Best-In-BC 08-04-2012 10:19 AM

Did the right thing

ReggieDurango 08-04-2012 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TampaToker (Post 19102432)
So i go hop in the car and chase these fucks threw about 14 back yards with my car. Totally ripped the front bumper off of my car then i lost them.

Why is no one talking about this part??!?!?!?

You were DRIVING through peoples' backyards???

Harmon 08-04-2012 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19103123)
As a fellow Pasco County Florida resident I find all of the above described behavior normal.

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:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Why are we not all together drinking every weekend?

I'm like 25 miles away ... tops

PornMD 08-04-2012 10:50 AM

Yea, you wouldn't know his injuries - and if you would, then it would have been because you were getting sued or arrested, something you left out of your story.

Keep on stomping faces, big dick playa!

Robbie 08-04-2012 10:52 AM

Same shit happened at my house last night.

Except it was TEN 30 year old MMA fighters on steroids.

I was actually able to run each one of them down individually and beat the shit out of them. Knocked their teeth out, broke their jaws, etc., etc.

Then I called the cops and the police came over and went from unconscious body to unconscious body and shot them all execution style.

moeloubani 08-04-2012 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Robbie (Post 19103434)
Same shit happened at my house last night.

Except it was TEN 30 year old MMA fighters on steroids.

I was actually able to run each one of them down individually and beat the shit out of them. Knocked their teeth out, broke their jaws, etc., etc.

Then I called the cops and the police came over and went from unconscious body to unconscious body and shot them all execution style.

i was watching, this happened

johnnyloadproductions 08-04-2012 10:59 AM

You would be fine up to the head stomp. I know a individual that got in a bar fight, knocked the guy out, then did a full jump stomp on the guys head... Landed him 3 years in jail and deservedly so.
Not sure if this is a troll post.

FLFHoles 08-04-2012 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by TampaToker (Post 19102432)
So much for a quiet night in good old Pasco County... I worked my ass off for years to move to a upscale neighborhood to get away from this type and shit and its still all around me.

I believed your story up until the end because anyone who has ever been to Pasco knows what a shit hole that place is and there isn't one fucking place that would be considered upscale in that county.

GAMEFINEST 08-04-2012 12:18 PM

holy shit man,

just hope there are no charges in the next 48 hours

ninavain 08-04-2012 12:21 PM

Zimmerman 2.o

Penny24Seven 08-04-2012 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Robbie (Post 19103434)
Same shit happened at my house last night.

Except it was TEN 30 year old MMA fighters on steroids.

I was actually able to run each one of them down individually and beat the shit out of them. Knocked their teeth out, broke their jaws, etc., etc.

Then I called the cops and the police came over and went from unconscious body to unconscious body and shot them all execution style.

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa fucking awesome

Due 08-04-2012 01:07 PM

You might wanna check what to do with your insurance company.
That's a 100K+ medical bill right there. Double that if there's any complications.
If someone did that to my kid I would have sued you for everything you could potentially own then take what you had and wrote the rest off as a chargeoff, instant tax debt for the rest of your life (bad debt writeoffs is a tax writeoff for me, so you get taxed on that)

If this was a real story I would be kissing some serious ass for that kid and his parents

baddog 08-04-2012 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Due (Post 19103568)
You might wanna check what to do with your insurance company.
That's a 100K+ medical bill right there. Double that if there's any complications.
If someone did that to my kid I would have sued you for everything you could potentially own then take what you had and wrote the rest off as a chargeoff, instant tax debt for the rest of your life (bad debt writeoffs is a tax writeoff for me, so you get taxed on that)

If this was a real story I would be kissing some serious ass for that kid and his parents

That "kid" was 19 . . . . pretty sure that qualifies him as an adult. Why are adults playing kid games?

L-Pink 08-04-2012 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Harmon (Post 19103424)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Why are we not all together drinking every weekend?

I'm like 25 miles away ... tops

Good question damnit! ....... I'm in Kentucky finishing out a lawsuit and remodeling a retail/warehouse right now but you have a good idea!

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idolbucks 08-04-2012 01:21 PM

http://a.abcnews.com/images/News/gty..._120412_wg.jpg

BlackCrayon 08-04-2012 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 19103570)
That "kid" was 19 . . . . pretty sure that qualifies him as an adult. Why are adults playing kid games?

how does he even know the ages? did he mug the 'kid' afterwards?

Harmon 08-04-2012 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19103571)
Good question damnit! ....... I'm in Kentucky finishing out a lawsuit and remodeling a retail/warehouse right now but you have a good idea!

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When you get back, hit me up... lets look at some fat, out of shape titty dancers and throw foods tamps at them and get VIP treatment.

EDIT: Same thing goes for you TampaToker

harmongfy gmail

DTK 08-04-2012 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 19103570)
That "kid" was 19 . . . . pretty sure that qualifies him as an adult. Why are adults playing kid games?

lots and lots of alcohol maybe?

L-Pink 08-04-2012 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harmon (Post 19103580)
When you get back, hit me up... lets look at some fat, out of shape titty dancers and throw foods tamps at them and get VIP treatment.

EDIT: Same thing goes for you TampaToker

harmongfy gmail

Brass Flamingo on US 19! lol

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marlboroack 08-04-2012 02:13 PM

Pics of his face or gtfo :pimp

georgeyw 08-04-2012 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Failed (Post 19103143)
Another gem from baddog. Says he would physically assault a bunch of kids trying to leave, gives advice on disposing of evidence, and lying to the police. Yet, will create other threads about how protestors are the worst people ever and deserve the beatings they get when opposing the police.

You truly are bat shit crazy :1orglaugh

His modus operandi is to oppose the majority in order to achieve troll status

L-Pink 08-04-2012 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marlboroack (Post 19103628)
Pics of his face or gtfo :pimp

Pay your debts or gtfo!

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GregE 08-04-2012 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19103625)
Brass Flamingo on US 19! lol

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Methinks that the talent, such as it is, at Emperor's is a little easier on the eyes :2 cents:

L-Pink 08-04-2012 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by GregE (Post 19103668)
Methinks that the talent, such as it is, at Emperor's is a little easier on the eyes :2 cents:

But Harmon and I are talking about skanks and a total lack of ambiance. :1orglaugh

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NewNick 08-04-2012 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TampaToker (Post 19102432)
So much for a quiet night in good old Pasco County. Went to walk out side around midnight to smoke and as i am about to open the front door my door bell starts ringing like crazy. I whip open the door and there are 4 or 5 people at my door. First thing i think i am about to get jacked. They all start running i reach out grab for one and got a hold of his shirt and then grabbed him by his hair and smashed his head 2 times into the side of my center block porch. Then i proceed to stomp on his face a few times.

As this is happening the others are running down the road. My neighbor was pulling up when this was all going on i told him to pull his gun and call the cops. So i go hop in the car and chase these fucks threw about 14 back yards with my car. Totally ripped the front bumper off of my car then i lost them.

Come to find out there was a party 2 blocks over and these kids were just drink wandering around. The guy was going to take a shit on my porch and run off. Just doing stupid drunk stuff. So now this kid has a broken nose,fractured jaw,sever concussion,couple of missing teeth over a stupid prank. Now that the adrenaline has settled i just feel horrible about what i did to him. I wish i was about to get jacked that way i would not feel any remorse. I worked my ass off for years to move to a upscale neighborhood to get away from this type and shit and its still all around me.


What a cunt you are.

Enjoy prison, I should imagine you will be rather popular.

GregE 08-04-2012 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19103676)
But Harmon and I are talking about skanks and a total lack of ambiance. :1orglaugh

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Well, I did say a little easier on the eyes. The bitch's they have there peddling the $8.00 test tubes filled with food dye and watered down vodka are harder to shoo away then flies however.

TampaToker 08-04-2012 03:44 PM

Sorry to burst every ones bubble but this is a bs story posted thru my account. I had gfy logged in my browser on my laptop. Someone decided it would be funny to post this bs when we had a gathering last night. This will be the last time i will have anyone related to the biz in my home. Last time we had a webmaster bring a guy who was not in the biz and got so damn drunk he knocked over my led tv.

Thank you Anthony from netvideogirls for bringing this thread to my attention. Anyone from around the Tampa area is always free to contact me. I am always game for a night out on the town.

Thanks
John

geneticmonkey 08-04-2012 04:06 PM

Why didnt you just shoot him in the face ? He wasn't black enough ? Or things dont work like this in the US anymore?

BAKO 08-04-2012 04:22 PM

Taking a crap on the porch is classic lol. Never heard of that

Slappin Fish 08-04-2012 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TampaToker (Post 19103713)
Sorry to burst every ones bubble but this is a bs story posted thru my account. I had gfy logged in my browser on my laptop. Someone decided it would be funny to post this bs when we had a gathering last night. This will be the last time i will have anyone related to the biz in my home. Last time we had a webmaster bring a guy who was not in the biz and got so damn drunk he knocked over my led tv.

Thank you Anthony from netvideogirls for bringing this thread to my attention. Anyone from around the Tampa area is always free to contact me. I am always game for a night out on the town.

Thanks
John

So the prankster who used your account didn't post "I love the cock" or something similar but wrote a three paragraph story and took the time to reply for half an hour... hmmm

SilentKnight 08-04-2012 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slappin Fish (Post 19103746)
So the prankster who used your account didn't post "I love the cock" or something similar but wrote a three paragraph story and took the time to reply for half an hour... hmmm

Not only that...but the writing style/phonetics/grammar is much the same.

Brad Mitchell 08-04-2012 06:15 PM

So the question becomes, who posted it?

I'm glad some dumb kid isn't all busted up...

Brad

PornMD 08-04-2012 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TampaToker (Post 19103713)
Sorry to burst every ones bubble but this is a bs story posted thru my account. I had gfy logged in my browser on my laptop. Someone decided it would be funny to post this bs when we had a gathering last night. This will be the last time i will have anyone related to the biz in my home. Last time we had a webmaster bring a guy who was not in the biz and got so damn drunk he knocked over my led tv.

Thank you Anthony from netvideogirls for bringing this thread to my attention. Anyone from around the Tampa area is always free to contact me. I am always game for a night out on the town.

Thanks
John

It was pretty obvious bs, as is this. Don't flatter yourself.

Due 08-04-2012 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 19103570)
That "kid" was 19 . . . . pretty sure that qualifies him as an adult. Why are adults playing kid games?

Stupidity and alcohol? :winkwink:

I think it's wrong what both sides did. It could potentially have turned out a LOT worse if he had done nothing and just asked them politely to go away. That doesn't change the liability in a civil suit a lot, especially not if some kind of plea deal got worked out if he got charged for it.
If you had a dog as example your home owners insurance would cover whatever the dog did if it ran away from you when you opening the door.

livexxx 08-04-2012 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TampaToker (Post 19102432)
So much for a quiet night in good old Pasco County. Went to walk out side around midnight to smoke and as i am about to open the front door my door bell starts ringing like crazy. I whip open the door and there are 4 or 5 people at my door. First thing i think i am about to get jacked. They all start running i reach out grab for one and got a hold of his shirt and then grabbed him by his hair and smashed his head 2 times into the side of my center block porch. Then i proceed to stomp on his face a few times.


sounds like the Jehovah's Witnesses to me

MrCain 08-04-2012 07:29 PM

Maybe he wanted to take a shit on your porch because you supported dotxxx.

baddog 08-04-2012 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Due (Post 19103879)
Stupidity and alcohol? :winkwink:

I think it's wrong what both sides did. It could potentially have turned out a LOT worse if he had done nothing and just asked them politely to go away. That doesn't change the liability in a civil suit a lot, especially not if some kind of plea deal got worked out if he got charged for it.
If you had a dog as example your home owners insurance would cover whatever the dog did if it ran away from you when you opening the door.

No argument; if the story is/was true this would be huge trouble, at least in the State of California. I am just saying that jumping in as the parent would be pointless. Legally, that is not an issue unless you happened to witness the attack and it traumatized you. (Again, CA law).

V_RocKs 08-04-2012 11:18 PM

Kids these days


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