![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
||||
Welcome to the GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum forums. You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions and access our other features. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members (PM), respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today! If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact us. |
![]() ![]() |
|
Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed. |
|
Thread Tools |
![]() |
#1 |
Too lazy to wipe my ass
Industry Role:
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: A Public Bathroom
Posts: 38,615
|
i like kites...
I wanna go and bye a kite and fly it tomorrow, but I dont have anyone to hold it for takeoff...
![]() So I prob wont... Please disregard this post |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#2 |
Too lazy to wipe my ass
Industry Role:
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: A Public Bathroom
Posts: 38,615
|
Actually, on reflection, I cant afford a kite anyway... Sorry...
![]() |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#3 |
Too lazy to wipe my ass
Industry Role:
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: A Public Bathroom
Posts: 38,615
|
![]() Sob... ![]() |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#4 |
Too lazy to wipe my ass
Industry Role:
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: A Public Bathroom
Posts: 38,615
|
![]() Double Sob... Kite AND a Penguin... ![]() |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#5 |
Confirmed User
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Gamehendge
Posts: 1,340
|
perhaps a toilet paper kite would suit your needs
![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#6 |
I am Amazing Content!
Industry Role:
Join Date: Feb 2004
Posts: 39,828
|
__________________
AmazingContent.com - providing only the best content and service since 2003 Monetize your content on Veegaz.com - one of Germanies largest VOD sites Got German traffic? We convert it into money for you! Skype: madalton02826 - Email: oltecconsult [at] gmail [dot] com |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#7 |
Confirmed User
Industry Role:
Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: The Golden State
Posts: 213
|
You got a kite fetish?
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#8 |
Too lazy to wipe my ass
Industry Role:
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: A Public Bathroom
Posts: 38,615
|
No. I like penguins and poo...
![]() I wanna fly a kite for fun, but I need another person to launch it... ![]() |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#9 |
Confirmed User
Industry Role:
Join Date: Oct 2010
Posts: 665
|
I like turtles
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#10 |
Too lazy to wipe my ass
Industry Role:
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: A Public Bathroom
Posts: 38,615
|
But...
Can you fly a turtle on a piece of string? |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#11 |
Confirmed User
Industry Role:
Join Date: Sep 2007
Posts: 765
|
Always thought CurrentlySober was a poet, now I am sure about it.
(Before anyone fixes it for me - yes, I know, a pooet) ![]() ![]()
__________________
-- |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#12 | |
Confirmed User
Industry Role:
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Nassau, Bahamas
Posts: 3,133
|
![]() Quote:
Prop it up on the ground, inside facing the direction of wind, and carefully roll out the line with just enough tension to keep it "standing". When ready to launch, give it a quick tug and there ya go... When you get familiar with the mechanics you'll be able to simply lay it on the ground and pull it into a standing position and then launch. I get all of my kites from here: http://intothewind.com/
__________________
![]() ![]() |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#13 |
Registered User
Industry Role:
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Near Boston
Posts: 75
|
Got a buck? go to the dollar store... then let the string out and run, really, really fast.. lol.
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#14 |
Confirmed User
Industry Role:
Join Date: Dec 2002
Posts: 20,893
|
I want to go kite surfing
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#15 |
I need a beer
![]() Industry Role:
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠
Posts: 133,939
|
I had one when I was a kid,I kinda liked flying kites
__________________
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#16 |
Registered User
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jun 2012
Posts: 45
|
You make me sad.
You make me sad.
No one to help you fly your kite? Well, boo. Wait...you made me sad, now make me happy! |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#17 |
Junior Achiever
Industry Role:
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Walled Garden
Posts: 17,066
|
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#18 |
Unregistered Abuser
Industry Role:
Join Date: Oct 2007
Posts: 15,547
|
stick to playing with your own shit
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#19 |
Junior Achiever
Industry Role:
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Walled Garden
Posts: 17,066
|
Look at this beauty.
![]() |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#20 |
Too lazy to wipe my ass
Industry Role:
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: A Public Bathroom
Posts: 38,615
|
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#21 |
Carpe Visio
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: New York
Posts: 43,061
|
They're actually aren't too pricey. My cousin bought one a few years ago. It's a lot of fun. I managed to get up on it last summer.
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#22 |
PsyHead
Industry Role:
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Hungary
Posts: 8,669
|
A friend of mine who moved to San Francisco is now building Octopus Kites like this:
__________________
-=- Register with our ref link and we help you with the setup! -=-
AdSpyglass.com - Double your profit from brokers |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#23 | |
Confirmed User
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: Miami
Posts: 285
|
Quote:
![]() ![]()
__________________
Guillermo ICQ 46 662 587 / guillermo[at]sobecash[.]com Sobecash Winner of the "Best Affiliate Program" Award 2015 by Cybersocket ![]() www.sobecash.com SITES NETWORK: www.dallasreeves.com www.zebatlas.com www.wankthis.com www.blacknhung.com www.finestlatinos.com www.barebacktime.com |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |