Tutorial: How to be a good man and lover PART1 - GoFuckYourself.com

B.Barnato · 07-06-2012, 02:07 PM

Make sex into the right hole

It is unkind to make sex into the wrong hole. You should use the hole that has been agreed upon or that is expected to be used from prior arrangements.

globofun · 07-06-2012, 02:15 PM

Can't wait for part 2

anexsia · 07-06-2012, 02:15 PM

Thanks, once again the GFY friendship club comes out with some great advice that you can use with all aspects of your life when it involves holes.

globofun · 07-06-2012, 02:24 PM

BaldBishop · 07-06-2012, 02:58 PM

Thank you!

CaptainHowdy · 07-06-2012, 03:16 PM

I knew it

!

mce · 07-06-2012, 04:21 PM

Hilarious on so many levels

B.Barnato · 07-06-2012, 06:07 PM

Thanks for the positive reviews everyone!

DamianJ · 07-07-2012, 03:47 AM

You should make these informations available in an ebook.

Jel · 07-07-2012, 03:51 AM

How to make a woman happy:

All you have to do is to be:

1. a friend

2. a companion

3. a lover

4. a brother

5. a father figure

6. a teacher

7. an educator

8. a cook

9. a gardener

10. a carpenter

11. a driver

12. an engineer

13. a mechanic

14. an interior decorator

15. a stylist

16. a sex therapist

17. a gynaecologist/obstetrician

18. a psychologist

19. a psychiatrist

20. a therapist

21. a good father

22. a gentleman

23. well organized

24. tidy

25. very clean

26. athletic

27. affectionate

28. affable

29. attentive

30. ambitious

31. amenable

32. articulate

33. bold

34. brave

35. creative

36. courageous

37. complimentary

38. capable

39. decisive

40. intelligent

41. imaginative

42. interesting

43. prudent

44. patient

45. polite

46. passionate

47. respectful

48. sweet

49. strong

50. skilful

51. supportive

52. sympathetic

53. tolerant

54. understanding

55. someone who loves shopping

56. someone who doesn't make problems

57. someone who never looks at other women

58. very rich

AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST PAY ATTENTION TO MAKE SURE YOU:

59. are neither jealous nor disinterested

60. get on well with her family, but don't spend more time with them than
with her

61. give her her space, but show interest and concern in where she goes

ABOVE ALL IT IS VERY IMPORTANT TO:

62. Not forget the dates of:

* anniversaries (wedding, engagement, first date...)

* graduation

* birthday

* menstruation

However, even if you observe the above instructions perfectly, you are not
100% guaranteed that she will be happy, as she could one day feel overcome
with the suffocating perfection of her life with you and run off with the
first wild bastard-bohemian-drunk- bon viveur she meets...

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Let him play with your tits.

CurrentlySober · 07-07-2012, 03:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jel

How to make a woman happy:

All you have to do is to be:

1. a friend

2. a companion

3. a lover

4. a brother

5. a father figure

6. a teacher

7. an educator

8. a cook

9. a gardener

10. a carpenter

11. a driver

12. an engineer

13. a mechanic

14. an interior decorator

15. a stylist

16. a sex therapist

17. a gynaecologist/obstetrician

18. a psychologist

19. a psychiatrist

20. a therapist

21. a good father

22. a gentleman

23. well organized

24. tidy

25. very clean

26. athletic

27. affectionate

28. affable

29. attentive

30. ambitious

31. amenable

32. articulate

33. bold

34. brave

35. creative

36. courageous

37. complimentary

38. capable

39. decisive

40. intelligent

41. imaginative

42. interesting

43. prudent

44. patient

45. polite

46. passionate

47. respectful

48. sweet

49. strong

50. skilful

51. supportive

52. sympathetic

53. tolerant

54. understanding

55. someone who loves shopping

56. someone who doesn't make problems

57. someone who never looks at other women

58. very rich

AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST PAY ATTENTION TO MAKE SURE YOU:

59. are neither jealous nor disinterested

60. get on well with her family, but don't spend more time with them than
with her

61. give her her space, but show interest and concern in where she goes

ABOVE ALL IT IS VERY IMPORTANT TO:

62. Not forget the dates of:

* anniversaries (wedding, engagement, first date...)

* graduation

* birthday

* menstruation

However, even if you observe the above instructions perfectly, you are not
100% guaranteed that she will be happy, as she could one day feel overcome
with the suffocating perfection of her life with you and run off with the
first wild bastard-bohemian-drunk- bon viveur she meets...

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Let him play with your tits.

So... So... True...

B.Barnato · 07-07-2012, 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ

You should make these informations available in an ebook.

I am considering releasing Part 2 with a PLR license.

L-Pink · 07-07-2012, 09:56 AM

You really do need to start a sex advise website.

07-06-2012, 02:07 PM	#1
B.Barnato So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 3,618	Tutorial: How to be a good man and lover PART1 Make sex into the right hole It is unkind to make sex into the wrong hole. You should use the hole that has been agreed upon or that is expected to be used from prior arrangements.

07-06-2012, 02:15 PM	#2
globofun Buk Lau Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Rangahan Titomangoyamteerumgae Posts: 2,651	Can't wait for part 2 __________________ Wanna Make Huge Profits? Listen to me carefully: I will not tell you how to make money in this business and I won't give you a Fucking Link to a sponsor so I can make 5% of nothing....get yourself a Fucking Plan, stick to it, don't be a Lazy Bitch, and you will make money!

07-06-2012, 02:24 PM	#4
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07-06-2012, 02:58 PM	#5
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07-06-2012, 04:21 PM	#7
mce Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: All Over Posts: 3,917	Hilarious on so many levels

07-06-2012, 06:07 PM	#8
B.Barnato So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 3,618	Thanks for the positive reviews everyone!

07-07-2012, 03:47 AM	#9
DamianJ Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A magical land Posts: 15,808	You should make these informations available in an ebook.

07-07-2012, 03:51 AM	#10
Jel Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 6,904	How to make a woman happy: All you have to do is to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father figure 6. a teacher 7. an educator 8. a cook 9. a gardener 10. a carpenter 11. a driver 12. an engineer 13. a mechanic 14. an interior decorator 15. a stylist 16. a sex therapist 17. a gynaecologist/obstetrician 18. a psychologist 19. a psychiatrist 20. a therapist 21. a good father 22. a gentleman 23. well organized 24. tidy 25. very clean 26. athletic 27. affectionate 28. affable 29. attentive 30. ambitious 31. amenable 32. articulate 33. bold 34. brave 35. creative 36. courageous 37. complimentary 38. capable 39. decisive 40. intelligent 41. imaginative 42. interesting 43. prudent 44. patient 45. polite 46. passionate 47. respectful 48. sweet 49. strong 50. skilful 51. supportive 52. sympathetic 53. tolerant 54. understanding 55. someone who loves shopping 56. someone who doesn't make problems 57. someone who never looks at other women 58. very rich AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST PAY ATTENTION TO MAKE SURE YOU: 59. are neither jealous nor disinterested 60. get on well with her family, but don't spend more time with them than with her 61. give her her space, but show interest and concern in where she goes ABOVE ALL IT IS VERY IMPORTANT TO: 62. Not forget the dates of: * anniversaries (wedding, engagement, first date...) * graduation * birthday * menstruation However, even if you observe the above instructions perfectly, you are not 100% guaranteed that she will be happy, as she could one day feel overcome with the suffocating perfection of her life with you and run off with the first wild bastard-bohemian-drunk- bon viveur she meets... HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY 1. Let him play with your tits.

07-07-2012, 09:56 AM	#13
L-Pink working on my tan Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Florida/Kentucky Posts: 39,151	You really do need to start a sex advise website.