Is there anyway for the moderators of this board to keep Markham confined - GoFuckYourself.com

theking · 06-19-2012, 02:36 PM

...to his own threads and stop him from stinking up other peoples threads with is endless...clueless babble.

candyflip · 06-19-2012, 02:51 PM

This might be the first time on this board that people actually agree with the guy who faked his own death.

SuckOnThis · 06-19-2012, 03:04 PM

Pigshit?

grumpy · 06-19-2012, 03:04 PM

there is an ignore button

Forest · 06-19-2012, 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by candyflip

This might be the first time on this board that people actually agree with the guy who faked his own death.

LeRoy · 06-19-2012, 03:15 PM

Yah he's' been on ignore for a while.

Sometimes I'll see a post when I'm not logged in.

Good lord that man has lost his marbles!

epitome · 06-19-2012, 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by LeRoy

Yah he's' been on ignore for a while.

Sometimes I'll see a post when I'm not logged in.

Good lord that man has lost his marbles!

I tried ignore, but I kept reading the posts anyway. He's a train wreck and who can avoid looking at a good accident?

Rochard · 06-19-2012, 03:21 PM

Magic join pages.

Does Paul Markham even work in the industry any more?

DamianJ · 06-19-2012, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

Magic join pages.

Does Paul Markham even work in the industry any more?

Yeah. Manwin paid him for is last shoot...and he is bout to open a tube site. He was advertising for a designer months ago so it must be nearly ready

LeRoy · 06-19-2012, 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by epitome

I tried ignore, but I kept reading the posts anyway. He's a train wreck and who can avoid looking at a good accident?

Yah I know but its just babble babble now.

It's non-productive

CaptainHowdy · 06-19-2012, 03:45 PM

Never mess with a retired man ...

jimmycooper · 06-19-2012, 04:44 PM

It would be nice to see a 'Short Bus Forum'. Keep about a dozen or so idiots in there for a month or so at a time. The rest of us can observe them. Kind of like a zoo.

baddog · 06-19-2012, 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by jimmycooper

It would be nice to see a 'Short Bus Forum'. Keep about a dozen or so idiots in there for a month or so at a time. The rest of us can observe them. Kind of like a zoo.

JosephFM · 06-19-2012, 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by jimmycooper

It would be nice to see a 'Short Bus Forum'. Keep about a dozen or so idiots in there for a month or so at a time. The rest of us can observe them. Kind of like a zoo.

I second that motion. Actually, this place is know as the "zoo" so that will actually be an appropiate move by the gfy admins to implement.

Barefootsies · 06-19-2012, 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by candyflip

This might be the first time on this board that people actually agree with the guy who faked his own death.

ruff · 06-19-2012, 06:32 PM

Whenever Paul posts porn production grinds to a halt. All the busy, successful webmasters have to put their work on hold so they can dedicate their energy to responding to Paul's latest post. I'm sure there are thousands of dollars lost on just one of his posts. No wonder porn is in such a shitty state.

Tijuana_Tom · 06-19-2012, 06:35 PM

Paul trolling the shit out of you noobs.

He just don't give a fuck and is saying whatever he wants now, lol.

The Porn Nerd · 06-19-2012, 06:55 PM

"Markham Confined", an edgy erotic international thriller and original Bullshit Production set for worldwide release in Spring of 2013.

Set in a small Czech Republic village known locally as 'Markhamville', our "hero" is an elderly former pornographer/photographer named Paul Markham. His equally elderly Czech wife toils endlessly to keep him busy so she doesn't have to hear his inane ramblings all day long (which she barely understands; she only married him for his welfare check).

One day, while Googling how to say 'Go Fuck Yourself' in English so she could say it to Paul, she discovers a porn industry forum called GFY. Eureka! A troll's paradise! She keeps the web page open for Markham to see....

The Paul Markham posts begin, the online wailing and babble increases, the outrageously obsolete and useless 'advice' flows like the after effects of a good Czech meal, but somehow Markham still insists on telling his poor Czech slave/wife about his online musings. Finally she SNAPS and chains the old fool in the downstairs storage closet. She gives him his laptop and doesn't turn off the WiFi, reasoning it's better to keep the Beast happy and confined rather than jailed and miserable. Less interference from nosy neighbors that way...

Oh there's imagined orgies, and magazine shoots, and tales of when porn was good....'Markham Confined', cumming in a theater nowhere near you soon.

COMING NEXT: Narc 'Em Markham!, a riveting yet boring tale of one man's quest to single-handedly end online porn piracy by posting endless rants on a message board about his 'solutions' - which mostly involve posting endless rants on message boards and how we should "get 'em!'.

MrBottomTooth · 06-19-2012, 07:41 PM

I think he just made one long "wall of text" post a long time ago and is using CyberSeo's spinner plugin to change the words around with synonyms automatically. We've been reading the same post for years now and haven't realized he is just a bot.

OneHungLo · 06-19-2012, 08:35 PM

His posts really bring the board down and considering the shitheads that post here, that's saying a lot.

Paul Markham · 06-20-2012, 01:01 AM

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Originally Posted by ruff

Whenever Paul posts porn production grinds to a halt. All the busy, successful webmasters have to put their work on hold so they can dedicate their energy to responding to Paul's latest post. I'm sure there are thousands of dollars lost on just one of his posts. No wonder porn is in such a shitty state.

QFT. If idiots like king would ignore me threads would be a lot better. He like other idiots insist on starting threads like this and posting in them.

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Originally Posted by Tijuana_Tom

Paul trolling the shit out of you noobs.

He just don't give a fuck and is saying whatever he wants now, lol.

Yes this know nothing idiot is retired, about to take the dog for a walk, then troll some more, then do some gardening, then sunbathe, then troll some more, then lunch, then a nap, then gardening, then sunbathe. And not always in that order. Might cook an apple pie later.

While all these bright people try to make a living. Glad I'm dumb and know nothing.

Yes look at my tough life.

06-19-2012, 02:36 PM	#1
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06-19-2012, 02:51 PM	#2
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06-19-2012, 03:15 PM	#6
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06-19-2012, 06:32 PM	#16
ruff I have a plan B Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Seattle - Miami - St Kitts Posts: 5,501	Whenever Paul posts porn production grinds to a halt. All the busy, successful webmasters have to put their work on hold so they can dedicate their energy to responding to Paul's latest post. I'm sure there are thousands of dollars lost on just one of his posts. No wonder porn is in such a shitty state. __________________ CryptoFeeds

06-19-2012, 06:35 PM	#17
Tijuana_Tom So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: May 2011 Location: 90210 Posts: 668	Paul trolling the shit out of you noobs. He just don't give a fuck and is saying whatever he wants now, lol.

06-19-2012, 06:55 PM	#18
The Porn Nerd Living The Dream Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Inside a Monitor Posts: 19,548	"Markham Confined", an edgy erotic international thriller and original Bullshit Production set for worldwide release in Spring of 2013. Set in a small Czech Republic village known locally as 'Markhamville', our "hero" is an elderly former pornographer/photographer named Paul Markham. His equally elderly Czech wife toils endlessly to keep him busy so she doesn't have to hear his inane ramblings all day long (which she barely understands; she only married him for his welfare check). One day, while Googling how to say 'Go Fuck Yourself' in English so she could say it to Paul, she discovers a porn industry forum called GFY. Eureka! A troll's paradise! She keeps the web page open for Markham to see.... The Paul Markham posts begin, the online wailing and babble increases, the outrageously obsolete and useless 'advice' flows like the after effects of a good Czech meal, but somehow Markham still insists on telling his poor Czech slave/wife about his online musings. Finally she SNAPS and chains the old fool in the downstairs storage closet. She gives him his laptop and doesn't turn off the WiFi, reasoning it's better to keep the Beast happy and confined rather than jailed and miserable. Less interference from nosy neighbors that way... Oh there's imagined orgies, and magazine shoots, and tales of when porn was good....'Markham Confined', cumming in a theater nowhere near you soon. COMING NEXT: Narc 'Em Markham!, a riveting yet boring tale of one man's quest to single-handedly end online porn piracy by posting endless rants on a message board about his 'solutions' - which mostly involve posting endless rants on message boards and how we should "get 'em!'. __________________ My Affiliate Programs: Porn Nerd Cash \| Porn Showcase \| Aggressive Gold Over 90 paysites to promote! Now on Teams: peabodymedia

06-19-2012, 07:41 PM	#19
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06-19-2012, 08:35 PM	#20
OneHungLo So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Your mom's front hole Posts: 40,906	His posts really bring the board down and considering the shitheads that post here, that's saying a lot.