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"Markham Confined", an edgy erotic international thriller and original Bullshit Production set for worldwide release in Spring of 2013.
Set in a small Czech Republic village known locally as 'Markhamville', our "hero" is an elderly former pornographer/photographer named Paul Markham. His equally elderly Czech wife toils endlessly to keep him busy so she doesn't have to hear his inane ramblings all day long (which she barely understands; she only married him for his welfare check).
One day, while Googling how to say 'Go Fuck Yourself' in English so she could say it to Paul, she discovers a porn industry forum called GFY. Eureka! A troll's paradise! She keeps the web page open for Markham to see....
The Paul Markham posts begin, the online wailing and babble increases, the outrageously obsolete and useless 'advice' flows like the after effects of a good Czech meal, but somehow Markham still insists on telling his poor Czech slave/wife about his online musings. Finally she SNAPS and chains the old fool in the downstairs storage closet. She gives him his laptop and doesn't turn off the WiFi, reasoning it's better to keep the Beast happy and confined rather than jailed and miserable. Less interference from nosy neighbors that way...
Oh there's imagined orgies, and magazine shoots, and tales of when porn was good....'Markham Confined', cumming in a theater nowhere near you soon.
COMING NEXT: Narc 'Em Markham!, a riveting yet boring tale of one man's quest to single-handedly end online porn piracy by posting endless rants on a message board about his 'solutions' - which mostly involve posting endless rants on message boards and how we should "get 'em!'.
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