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brassmonkey · 06-18-2012, 09:19 AM

just kidding a guy punched his dog

Former 'NYPD Blue' Writer Arrested After Fatally Punching Dog in Face

Ted Shuttleworth, a one-time TV writer whose credits include a brief stint on NYPD Blue, has been arrested after punching a poodle in the face so hard it died.

According to the New York Post, police arrested Shuttleworth on Saturday at his home in Sunnyside, Queens. The 51-year-old allegedly hit the dog May 29 because he was angry with the 4 1/2-pound canine.

He then took the dog to see a vet. After the dog died, the vet's staff became suspicious and called the American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals, which performed a necropsy.

?Lola sustained a traumatic brain injury secondary to the application of blunt force to the right side of her head at the hands of the suspect, her owner,? ASPCA spokesman Joseph Pentangelo told the Post.

Shuttleworth's wife, Isadora Monk Shuttleworth, called it ?a horrible accident.?

According to the Post, Shuttleworth once worked for Steven Spielberg but now earns money reading scripts and working as an adminstrative assistant at New York University. However, IMDb.com lists his only credits as a 2000 episode of ABC's cop drama NYPD Blue and an episode of USA's 2000-01 series Cover Me: Based on the True Life of an FBI Family. (He also is credited as a production assistant on the 1990 Harrison Ford movie Presumed Innocent.)

Shuttleworth reportedly faces up to a year in prison.

full article...

DamianJ · 06-18-2012, 09:22 AM

So, how do they prove he punched the dawg?

MarkDeus · 06-18-2012, 09:24 AM

4 1/2 pounds? It must have been one of those annoying purse chihuahuas

L-Pink · 06-18-2012, 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ

So, how do they prove he punched the dawg?

Forensic analysis, don't you watch TV cop shows?

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PR_Glen · 06-18-2012, 09:26 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ

So, how do they prove he punched the dawg?

same way they would prove it in a murder case i would imagine. Most of these things go unnoticed though.

Just Alex · 06-18-2012, 09:27 AM

Whats up Jamal. Where you've been homie? We figured you either had to get a real job or went to jail. Majority said jail was more likely.

brassmonkey · 06-18-2012, 09:31 AM

how do they know he punched the dog?

blackmonsters · 06-18-2012, 09:38 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

how do they know he punched the dog?

Obviously a "bitch" snitched on him.

2MuchMark · 06-18-2012, 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

just kidding a guy punched his dog

Former 'NYPD Blue' Writer Arrested After Fatally Punching Dog in Face

Ted Shuttleworth, a one-time TV writer whose credits include a brief stint on NYPD Blue, has been arrested after punching a poodle in the face so hard it died.

According to the New York Post, police arrested Shuttleworth on Saturday at his home in Sunnyside, Queens. The 51-year-old allegedly hit the dog May 29 because he was angry with the 4 1/2-pound canine.

He then took the dog to see a vet. After the dog died, the vet's staff became suspicious and called the American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals, which performed a necropsy.

?Lola sustained a traumatic brain injury secondary to the application of blunt force to the right side of her head at the hands of the suspect, her owner,? ASPCA spokesman Joseph Pentangelo told the Post.

Shuttleworth's wife, Isadora Monk Shuttleworth, called it ?a horrible accident.?

According to the Post, Shuttleworth once worked for Steven Spielberg but now earns money reading scripts and working as an adminstrative assistant at New York University. However, IMDb.com lists his only credits as a 2000 episode of ABC's cop drama NYPD Blue and an episode of USA's 2000-01 series Cover Me: Based on the True Life of an FBI Family. (He also is credited as a production assistant on the 1990 Harrison Ford movie Presumed Innocent.)

Shuttleworth reportedly faces up to a year in prison.

full article...

Lol! "A Horrible accident" his wife called it. He should go to jail.

Tom_PM · 06-18-2012, 09:48 AM

It's creepy in a way that the person reported it using the dogs name. Blurs the line between property and family member.

But more to the point, what kind of heartless bastard punches ANY dog in the head?? Shit

If it's trying to tear chunks out of you, then OK. Punch, kick, shoot, stab, defend your life. But your beloved "Lola" upsets you and you punch her in the head? Dickless, gutless assholery.

Just Alex · 06-18-2012, 09:54 AM

L-Pink · 06-18-2012, 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Just Alex

Whats up Jamal. Where you've been homie? We figured you either had to get a real job or went to jail. Majority said jail was more likely.

He was at a new all-you-can-eat nightclub.

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brassmonkey · 06-18-2012, 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by PR_Tom

It's creepy in a way that the person reported it using the dogs name. Blurs the line between property and family member.

But more to the point, what kind of heartless bastard punches ANY dog in the head?? Shit

If it's trying to tear chunks out of you, then OK. Punch, kick, shoot, stab, defend your life. But your beloved "Lola" upsets you and you punch her in the head? Dickless, gutless assholery.

brassmonkey · 06-18-2012, 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

He was at a new all-you-can-eat nightclub.

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wtf are you talking about grandpa?

Just Alex · 06-18-2012, 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

wtf are you talking about grandpa?

Come on Jamal, don't be actin stipid and shiiit. You've been missing for 4 days! Did you go visit sheriff's joe vip accommodations? Did you score a pair of pink panties?

blackmonsters · 06-18-2012, 10:22 AM

Just Anal.

EukerVoorn · 06-18-2012, 10:32 AM

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Lol! "A Horrible accident" his wife called it. He should go to jail.

Why? He wasn't processing payments for CP sites, was he? I think you owe him an apology!

papill0n · 06-18-2012, 01:06 PM

great thread fuckstain

no wonder alex gives you shit

youre like a well tanned version of dvtimes

DatePoster · 06-18-2012, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

He was at a new all-you-can-eat nightclub.

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I went there once. I didnt eat anything I SWEAR!

KRosh · 06-18-2012, 01:24 PM

That's really sad that someone could punch a poor defenseless animal.

4 1/2lb poodle would be about the size of this dog in the picture.

BAKO · 06-18-2012, 02:16 PM

Donkey Kong

Barefootsies · 06-18-2012, 02:18 PM

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EukerVoorn
So Fucking Banned

Just Alex · 06-18-2012, 06:04 PM

So where you've been playa?

BIGTYMER · 06-18-2012, 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Barefootsies

CyberHustler · 06-18-2012, 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

He was at a new all-you-can-eat nightclub.

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L-Pink · 06-18-2012, 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberHustler

Didn't like that huh?

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Just Alex · 06-18-2012, 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberHustler

brassmonkey · 06-18-2012, 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberHustler

soda right?

Just Alex · 06-18-2012, 07:03 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

soda right?

Grape fanta

GAMEFINEST · 06-18-2012, 07:09 PM

that sucks for the little dog

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brassmonkey Pay It Forward Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Yo Mama House Posts: 77,147	Just Alex Ill knock you the fuck out dogg! just kidding a guy punched his dog Former 'NYPD Blue' Writer Arrested After Fatally Punching Dog in Face Ted Shuttleworth, a one-time TV writer whose credits include a brief stint on NYPD Blue, has been arrested after punching a poodle in the face so hard it died. According to the New York Post, police arrested Shuttleworth on Saturday at his home in Sunnyside, Queens. The 51-year-old allegedly hit the dog May 29 because he was angry with the 4 1/2-pound canine. He then took the dog to see a vet. After the dog died, the vet's staff became suspicious and called the American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals, which performed a necropsy. ?Lola sustained a traumatic brain injury secondary to the application of blunt force to the right side of her head at the hands of the suspect, her owner,? ASPCA spokesman Joseph Pentangelo told the Post. Shuttleworth's wife, Isadora Monk Shuttleworth, called it ?a horrible accident.? According to the Post, Shuttleworth once worked for Steven Spielberg but now earns money reading scripts and working as an adminstrative assistant at New York University. However, IMDb.com lists his only credits as a 2000 episode of ABC's cop drama NYPD Blue and an episode of USA's 2000-01 series Cover Me: Based on the True Life of an FBI Family. (He also is credited as a production assistant on the 1990 Harrison Ford movie Presumed Innocent.) Shuttleworth reportedly faces up to a year in prison. full article... __________________ TRUMP 2025 KEKAW!!! - The Laken Riley Act Is Law! DACA ENDED - SUPPORT AZ HCR 2060 52R - email: brassballz-at-techie.com

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