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brassmonkey 06-18-2012 09:19 AM

Just Alex Ill knock you the fuck out dogg!
 
just kidding a guy punched his dog :helpme

Former 'NYPD Blue' Writer Arrested After Fatally Punching Dog in Face

Ted Shuttleworth, a one-time TV writer whose credits include a brief stint on NYPD Blue, has been arrested after punching a poodle in the face so hard it died.

According to the New York Post, police arrested Shuttleworth on Saturday at his home in Sunnyside, Queens. The 51-year-old allegedly hit the dog May 29 because he was angry with the 4 1/2-pound canine.

He then took the dog to see a vet. After the dog died, the vet's staff became suspicious and called the American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals, which performed a necropsy.

?Lola sustained a traumatic brain injury secondary to the application of blunt force to the right side of her head at the hands of the suspect, her owner,? ASPCA spokesman Joseph Pentangelo told the Post.

Shuttleworth's wife, Isadora Monk Shuttleworth, called it ?a horrible accident.?

According to the Post, Shuttleworth once worked for Steven Spielberg but now earns money reading scripts and working as an adminstrative assistant at New York University. However, IMDb.com lists his only credits as a 2000 episode of ABC's cop drama NYPD Blue and an episode of USA's 2000-01 series Cover Me: Based on the True Life of an FBI Family. (He also is credited as a production assistant on the 1990 Harrison Ford movie Presumed Innocent.)

Shuttleworth reportedly faces up to a year in prison.

full article...

DamianJ 06-18-2012 09:22 AM

So, how do they prove he punched the dawg?

MarkDeus 06-18-2012 09:24 AM

4 1/2 pounds? It must have been one of those annoying purse chihuahuas

L-Pink 06-18-2012 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 19011655)
So, how do they prove he punched the dawg?

Forensic analysis, don't you watch TV cop shows?

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PR_Glen 06-18-2012 09:26 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 19011655)
So, how do they prove he punched the dawg?

same way they would prove it in a murder case i would imagine. Most of these things go unnoticed though.

Just Alex 06-18-2012 09:27 AM

Whats up Jamal. Where you've been homie? We figured you either had to get a real job or went to jail. Majority said jail was more likely.

brassmonkey 06-18-2012 09:31 AM

how do they know he punched the dog?

blackmonsters 06-18-2012 09:38 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 19011673)
how do they know he punched the dog?

Obviously a "bitch" snitched on him.

:1orglaugh

2MuchMark 06-18-2012 09:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 19011651)
just kidding a guy punched his dog :helpme

Former 'NYPD Blue' Writer Arrested After Fatally Punching Dog in Face

Ted Shuttleworth, a one-time TV writer whose credits include a brief stint on NYPD Blue, has been arrested after punching a poodle in the face so hard it died.

According to the New York Post, police arrested Shuttleworth on Saturday at his home in Sunnyside, Queens. The 51-year-old allegedly hit the dog May 29 because he was angry with the 4 1/2-pound canine.

He then took the dog to see a vet. After the dog died, the vet's staff became suspicious and called the American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals, which performed a necropsy.

?Lola sustained a traumatic brain injury secondary to the application of blunt force to the right side of her head at the hands of the suspect, her owner,? ASPCA spokesman Joseph Pentangelo told the Post.

Shuttleworth's wife, Isadora Monk Shuttleworth, called it ?a horrible accident.?

According to the Post, Shuttleworth once worked for Steven Spielberg but now earns money reading scripts and working as an adminstrative assistant at New York University. However, IMDb.com lists his only credits as a 2000 episode of ABC's cop drama NYPD Blue and an episode of USA's 2000-01 series Cover Me: Based on the True Life of an FBI Family. (He also is credited as a production assistant on the 1990 Harrison Ford movie Presumed Innocent.)

Shuttleworth reportedly faces up to a year in prison.

full article...

Lol! "A Horrible accident" his wife called it. He should go to jail.

Tom_PM 06-18-2012 09:48 AM

It's creepy in a way that the person reported it using the dogs name. Blurs the line between property and family member.

But more to the point, what kind of heartless bastard punches ANY dog in the head?? Shit :Oh crap

If it's trying to tear chunks out of you, then OK. Punch, kick, shoot, stab, defend your life. But your beloved "Lola" upsets you and you punch her in the head? Dickless, gutless assholery.

Just Alex 06-18-2012 09:54 AM

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L-Pink 06-18-2012 09:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Just Alex (Post 19011668)
Whats up Jamal. Where you've been homie? We figured you either had to get a real job or went to jail. Majority said jail was more likely.

He was at a new all-you-can-eat nightclub.

http://img580.imageshack.us/img580/395/wacknigs.jpg

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brassmonkey 06-18-2012 09:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Tom (Post 19011704)
It's creepy in a way that the person reported it using the dogs name. Blurs the line between property and family member.

But more to the point, what kind of heartless bastard punches ANY dog in the head?? Shit :Oh crap

If it's trying to tear chunks out of you, then OK. Punch, kick, shoot, stab, defend your life. But your beloved "Lola" upsets you and you punch her in the head? Dickless, gutless assholery.

http://www.dogstuff.com/images/zenpi...aycardhood.jpg

brassmonkey 06-18-2012 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19011724)
He was at a new all-you-can-eat nightclub.

http://img580.imageshack.us/img580/395/wacknigs.jpg

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wtf are you talking about grandpa? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Just Alex 06-18-2012 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 19011728)
wtf are you talking about grandpa? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Come on Jamal, don't be actin stipid and shiiit. You've been missing for 4 days! Did you go visit sheriff's joe vip accommodations? Did you score a pair of pink panties?

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blackmonsters 06-18-2012 10:22 AM

Just Anal.

:1orglaugh

EukerVoorn 06-18-2012 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by ********** (Post 19011698)
Lol! "A Horrible accident" his wife called it. He should go to jail.

Why? He wasn't processing payments for CP sites, was he? I think you owe him an apology!

papill0n 06-18-2012 01:06 PM

great thread fuckstain

no wonder alex gives you shit

youre like a well tanned version of dvtimes :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

DatePoster 06-18-2012 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19011724)
He was at a new all-you-can-eat nightclub.


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I went there once. I didnt eat anything I SWEAR!

KRosh 06-18-2012 01:24 PM

That's really sad that someone could punch a poor defenseless animal.

4 1/2lb poodle would be about the size of this dog in the picture.

:(:helpme

http://img2.timeinc.net/health/image...-1-400x400.jpg

BAKO 06-18-2012 02:16 PM

Donkey Kong

Barefootsies 06-18-2012 02:18 PM

Quote:

EukerVoorn
So Fucking Banned

Just Alex 06-18-2012 06:04 PM

So where you've been playa?

BIGTYMER 06-18-2012 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Barefootsies (Post 19012161)

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CyberHustler 06-18-2012 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19011724)
He was at a new all-you-can-eat nightclub.

http://img580.imageshack.us/img580/395/wacknigs.jpg

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http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll1puzOKXY1qdol8e.png

L-Pink 06-18-2012 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberHustler (Post 19012506)

Didn't like that huh? :1orglaugh

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Just Alex 06-18-2012 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberHustler (Post 19012506)

http://getdangoodman.com/wp-content/...ASS-FOR-ME.jpg

http://getdangoodman.com/wp-content/...n-this-one.jpg

http://getdangoodman.com/wp-content/...deck-nigga.jpg

brassmonkey 06-18-2012 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberHustler (Post 19012506)

soda right? :Oh crap

Just Alex 06-18-2012 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 19012529)
soda right? :Oh crap

Grape fanta

GAMEFINEST 06-18-2012 07:09 PM

that sucks for the little dog


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