Ever have a woman ask you to fist her? - GoFuckYourself.com

kane · 06-18-2012, 12:12 PM

I was talking to a friend today who is recently divorced and starting to date again. Over the weekend he went out with a girl he met last week. The two end up back at his place in bed and as they are kissing and getting into the foreplay she tells him she wants regular sex, but also wants him to fuck her in the ass. He was shocked that she would ask for this on the first date.

It reminded me of a woman I met several years go. I went out with a few times and we end up getting busy. I am kissing her and fingering her and she is clearly enjoying it then out of nowhere she says, "You can fist me if you want."

I was shocked and a little taken aback by it. I didn't do it, that's not my thing, but I was surprised that she was that forward that quickly.

Socks · 06-18-2012, 12:19 PM

Taking off my pants... keep going...

Sly · 06-18-2012, 12:20 PM

That was her saying "I need a man so badly that I will let you do whatever you want."

L-Pink · 06-18-2012, 12:20 PM

lol at guys that don't gag their women before having sex.

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Radical Bucks · 06-18-2012, 12:34 PM

If a girl or woman asked me to fist her, I would leave and never talk to her again.

Why would I want to put my entire hand inside a woman's gut? I am not a doctor.

Pussy is supposed to be wholesome and tight.

kane · 06-18-2012, 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Radical Bucks

If a girl or woman asked me to fist her, I would leave and never talk to her again.

Why would I want to put my entire hand inside a woman's gut? I am not a doctor.

Pussy is supposed to be wholesome and tight.

I pretty much had the same reaction. I didn't do it, instead I change the subject and she started going down on me. We had sex and then I never saw her again. I think I made the right choice because a few weeks later she got arrested for trying to buy meth off a cop and she called me to ask if I would bail her out.

xenigo · 06-18-2012, 12:41 PM

That would pretty much be my dream date. Only a couple chicks have taken me up on my request to fist them but I could never get my hand all the way in. Sounds like this chick knew she could easily accommodate it...

Crazy hot...

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 06-18-2012, 12:44 PM

ADG

PR_Glen · 06-18-2012, 12:50 PM

what? never worked a puppet?

mavruda · 06-18-2012, 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kane

I was talking to a friend today who is recently divorced and starting to date again. Over the weekend he went out with a girl he met last week. The two end up back at his place in bed and as they are kissing and getting into the foreplay she tells him she wants regular sex, but also wants him to fuck her in the ass. He was shocked that she would ask for this on the first date.

It reminded me of a woman I met several years go. I went out with a few times and we end up getting busy. I am kissing her and fingering her and she is clearly enjoying it then out of nowhere she says, "You can fist me if you want."

I was shocked and a little taken aback by it. I didn't do it, that's not my thing, but I was surprised that she was that forward that quickly.

All I can say is that this is pretty inspiring.

Spunky · 06-18-2012, 12:56 PM

Never had a girl ask me to do it.a rump fuck yes but no fist

eroticsexxx · 06-18-2012, 01:10 PM

No.

ruff · 06-18-2012, 01:13 PM

I'm surprised you all haven't figured out that women are just as goddamn perverted as men are. Some of them are just starting to speak up about what they like. You better adapt or you're only going to get boring pussy!

BlackCrayon · 06-18-2012, 01:17 PM

many times. i thought it was pretty normal. even had a couple want the double fist, one in the ass and one in the pussy. was kinda messy though..

BFT3K · 06-18-2012, 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly

That was her saying "I need a man so badly that I will let you do whatever you want."

That was her saying "I've had a few kids so just fucking me would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway. If I'm to feel anything I'll need to be fisted."

sandman! · 06-18-2012, 02:32 PM

i havent run into one of those yet.

beerptrol · 06-18-2012, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by BFT3K

That was her saying "I've had a few kids so just fucking me would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway. If I'm to feel anything I'll need to be fisted."

yep, that and/or she is big dick queen

globofun · 06-18-2012, 03:24 PM

I had one crazy chick that asked for a double anal penetration while we were having sex in a boat in the middle of nowhere.............. I gave her my cock and a bottle of Corona all at once.....she was happy!

kane · 06-18-2012, 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by globofun

I had one crazy chick that asked for a double anal penetration while we were having sex in a boat in the middle of nowhere.............. I gave her my cock and a bottle of Corona all at once.....she was happy!

Lol. Way to improvise.

Joe Obenberger · 06-18-2012, 03:41 PM

No girl would say that unless she thought that's something that would please you and make you think better of her. You can only infer that she's dated a pretty sorry lot - and that they've given her the scumbag tour of masculinity.

Nembrionic · 06-18-2012, 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by kane

I was talking to a friend today who is recently divorced and starting to date again. Over the weekend he went out with a girl he met last week. The two end up back at his place in bed and as they are kissing and getting into the foreplay she tells him she wants regular sex, but also wants him to fuck her in the ass. He was shocked that she would ask for this on the first date.

It reminded me of a woman I met several years go. I went out with a few times and we end up getting busy. I am kissing her and fingering her and she is clearly enjoying it then out of nowhere she says, "You can fist me if you want."

I was shocked and a little taken aback by it. I didn't do it, that's not my thing, but I was surprised that she was that forward that quickly.

Cool story bro, tell it again!

kane · 06-18-2012, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Joe Obenberger

No girl would say that unless she thought that's something that would please you and make you think better of her. You can only infer that she's dated a pretty sorry lot - and that they've given her the scumbag tour of masculinity.

Well, a few weeks after I went out with her she was arrested for buying meth so I think she had some other problems that I didn't know about. . . but there may well have been issues with other guys in the mix.

globofun · 06-18-2012, 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by kane

...........so I think she had some other problems that I didn't know about. . .

L-Pink · 06-18-2012, 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by globofun

Hilarious! I love how fucked up some people are.

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Sid70 · 06-18-2012, 03:53 PM

Brutal!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kane · 06-18-2012, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by globofun

LOL. She was probably waiting for the next date to break that out.

SiMpLe · 06-18-2012, 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kane

I was talking to a friend today who is recently divorced and starting to date again. Over the weekend he went out with a girl he met last week. The two end up back at his place in bed and as they are kissing and getting into the foreplay she tells him she wants regular sex, but also wants him to fuck her in the ass. He was shocked that she would ask for this on the first date.

It reminded me of a woman I met several years go. I went out with a few times and we end up getting busy. I am kissing her and fingering her and she is clearly enjoying it then out of nowhere she says, "You can fist me if you want."

I was shocked and a little taken aback by it. I didn't do it, that's not my thing, but I was surprised that she was that forward that quickly.

And here I sit never getting the chance to bang a girl in the pooper ever - FML

Dead · 06-18-2012, 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by SiMpLe

And here I sit never getting the chance to bang a girl in the pooper ever - FML

That was the saddest thing I have ever read on GFY in over 12 years! We could start a collection to make "The Dark Hole Dream Cum True" or something....Fuck man, did your dick fall off?

ExtremeBank_Adam · 06-18-2012, 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by kane

I was talking to a friend today who is recently divorced and starting to date again. Over the weekend he went out with a girl he met last week. The two end up back at his place in bed and as they are kissing and getting into the foreplay she tells him she wants regular sex, but also wants him to fuck her in the ass. He was shocked that she would ask for this on the first date.

It reminded me of a woman I met several years go. I went out with a few times and we end up getting busy. I am kissing her and fingering her and she is clearly enjoying it then out of nowhere she says, "You can fist me if you want."

I was shocked and a little taken aback by it. I didn't do it, that's not my thing, but I was surprised that she was that forward that quickly.

Had my fist inside many women... including my wife. You really should try it. :-)

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Brad Mitchell · 06-18-2012, 08:54 PM

I sure hope this isn't just dating in 2012.. both sound like fun first dates that shouldn't lead to a second or third date. Call me traditional.. LOL

Brad

keysync · 06-18-2012, 09:04 PM

Wait she was over 200 lbs wasn't she...

desihoes · 06-18-2012, 09:25 PM

One finger or four, what's the big deal. If she likes it and you do to. Then just do it. Most men and women are perverts...

AmeliaG · 06-18-2012, 09:28 PM

I'm surprised to see a bunch of adult webmasters seem shocked by fisting. Not a size queen myself, but a vaginal fist is closer to vanilla sex than anal. As the owner of a vagina, it seems surprising to me that one would seem so much more standard than the other.

Monique Niccole · 06-18-2012, 09:32 PM

Maybe she was just trying to get a jump on International Fisting Day.

I don't have a problem with anyone who wants to be fisted. I think it's a little off-putting that she phrased it as "You can fist me if you want" instead of "I really like getting fisted, are you into it?" or "Hey, I've always wanted someone to stick their entire hand in my vagina". It just seems like a passive thing she said because she thought it would please you versus wanting to do it for her own pleasure.

bean-aid · 06-18-2012, 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by SiMpLe

And here I sit never getting the chance to bang a girl in the pooper ever - FML

The key is not to ask, just do

Chosen · 06-18-2012, 10:42 PM

Matyko · 06-18-2012, 11:07 PM

I don't get it why the shock because of fisting. I did it with my first gf too.. Nothing rough, I was just fingering her and added more fingers, and we ended up more or less fisting her. It was fun. ;)

Major (Tom) · 06-18-2012, 11:11 PM

99% of girls can take a fist. Lube & Patience
ds

Major (Tom) · 06-18-2012, 11:12 PM

next thing you know you can throw Tyson upper cuts into that loose fuckin cock holster
ds

Mr Pheer · 06-19-2012, 02:02 AM

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Originally Posted by AmeliaG

As the owner of a vagina

I wish more women talked like that.

smashits · 06-19-2012, 02:05 AM

She must be feeling Horny.

Tijuana_Tom · 06-19-2012, 02:25 AM

I really like fisting because it often leads to peeing or squirting.

But no I date tiny asian girls who can barely take my dick.

Markul · 06-19-2012, 02:49 AM

My hand won't fit up my gf's pussy

BlackCrayon · 06-19-2012, 05:32 AM

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Originally Posted by SiMpLe

And here I sit never getting the chance to bang a girl in the pooper ever - FML

you gotta try man!

beerptrol · 06-19-2012, 06:47 AM

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Originally Posted by DukeSkywalker

next thing you know you can throw Tyson upper cuts into that loose fuckin cock holster
ds

I prefer to throw up gang sign with my hand

Choopa_Pardo · 06-19-2012, 07:10 AM

Once. I was quite surprised, but went along with it anyway. We were just booty-call buddies so I didn't care very much. She was really into it, which was a big turn-on. It was interesting to say the least. She was a nutbar, but interesting in bed, that's for sure. A little overweight, pretty face. Nothing I would make a serious commitment to, but not bad for a few months of sex. "I'm off my meds come bang the crazy out of me" type of broad.

ruff · 06-19-2012, 07:11 AM

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Originally Posted by AmeliaG

I'm surprised to see a bunch of adult webmasters seem shocked by fisting. Not a size queen myself, but a vaginal fist is closer to vanilla sex than anal. As the owner of a vagina, it seems surprising to me that one would seem so much more standard than the other.

Surprisingly, most adult webmasters seem to be sexually conservative, politically to the right and a little too moralistic for the business they're in. Oh, almost forgot, sexually naive as well. You wouldn't thinks so, but reading a few threads here pretty much confirms it. I was that way when I was younger, but now I'm a dirty dog. A damned dirty dog!

MediaGuy · 06-19-2012, 08:05 AM

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Originally Posted by BFT3K

That was her saying "I've had a few kids so just fucking me would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway. If I'm to feel anything I'll need to be fisted."

lol oh thank you for that ... thought I'd post my gratitude once I got up from the floor... I'm still laughing...

:D

Scott McD · 06-19-2012, 08:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Socks

Taking off my pants... keep going...

Haha!

sperbonzo · 06-19-2012, 08:26 AM

50 overly stretched anuses....

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06-18-2012, 12:12 PM	#1
kane Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: portland, OR Posts: 20,684	Ever have a woman ask you to fist her? I was talking to a friend today who is recently divorced and starting to date again. Over the weekend he went out with a girl he met last week. The two end up back at his place in bed and as they are kissing and getting into the foreplay she tells him she wants regular sex, but also wants him to fuck her in the ass. He was shocked that she would ask for this on the first date. It reminded me of a woman I met several years go. I went out with a few times and we end up getting busy. I am kissing her and fingering her and she is clearly enjoying it then out of nowhere she says, "You can fist me if you want." I was shocked and a little taken aback by it. I didn't do it, that's not my thing, but I was surprised that she was that forward that quickly.

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xenigo Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Oakland, CA Posts: 8,067	That would pretty much be my dream date. Only a couple chicks have taken me up on my request to fist them but I could never get my hand all the way in. Sounds like this chick knew she could easily accommodate it... Crazy hot...

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BlackCrayon Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Ottawa Posts: 19,631	many times. i thought it was pretty normal. even had a couple want the double fist, one in the ass and one in the pussy. was kinda messy though.. __________________ you don't know you're wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day..

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AmeliaG Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 10,568	I'm surprised to see a bunch of adult webmasters seem shocked by fisting. Not a size queen myself, but a vaginal fist is closer to vanilla sex than anal. As the owner of a vagina, it seems surprising to me that one would seem so much more standard than the other. __________________ GFY Hall of Famer AltStar Hall of Famer Blue Blood's SpookyCash.com Babe photography portfolio

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Monique Niccole Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: San Francisco Posts: 5,653	Maybe she was just trying to get a jump on International Fisting Day. I don't have a problem with anyone who wants to be fisted. I think it's a little off-putting that she phrased it as "You can fist me if you want" instead of "I really like getting fisted, are you into it?" or "Hey, I've always wanted someone to stick their entire hand in my vagina". It just seems like a passive thing she said because she thought it would please you versus wanting to do it for her own pleasure.

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Matyko PsyHead Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Hungary Posts: 8,671	I don't get it why the shock because of fisting. I did it with my first gf too.. Nothing rough, I was just fingering her and added more fingers, and we ended up more or less fisting her. It was fun. ;) __________________ -=- Register with our ref link and we help you with the setup! -=- AdSpyglass.com - Double your profit from brokers

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