Ever have a woman ask you to fist her?
 

I was talking to a friend today who is recently divorced and starting to date again. Over the weekend he went out with a girl he met last week. The two end up back at his place in bed and as they are kissing and getting into the foreplay she tells him she wants regular sex, but also wants him to fuck her in the ass. He was shocked that she would ask for this on the first date.

It reminded me of a woman I met several years go. I went out with a few times and we end up getting busy. I am kissing her and fingering her and she is clearly enjoying it then out of nowhere she says, "You can fist me if you want."

I was shocked and a little taken aback by it. I didn't do it, that's not my thing, but I was surprised that she was that forward that quickly.

Taking off my pants... keep going...

That was her saying "I need a man so badly that I will let you do whatever you want."

lol at guys that don't gag their women before having sex.

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If a girl or woman asked me to fist her, I would leave and never talk to her again.

Why would I want to put my entire hand inside a woman's gut? I am not a doctor.

Pussy is supposed to be wholesome and tight.

I pretty much had the same reaction. I didn't do it, instead I change the subject and she started going down on me. We had sex and then I never saw her again. I think I made the right choice because a few weeks later she got arrested for trying to buy meth off a cop and she called me to ask if I would bail her out.

That would pretty much be my dream date. Only a couple chicks have taken me up on my request to fist them but I could never get my hand all the way in. Sounds like this chick knew she could easily accommodate it...

Crazy hot...

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ADG

what? never worked a puppet?

All I can say is that this is pretty inspiring. :thumbsup

Never had a girl ask me to do it.a rump fuck yes but no fist

No.

I'm surprised you all haven't figured out that women are just as goddamn perverted as men are. Some of them are just starting to speak up about what they like. You better adapt or you're only going to get boring pussy!

many times. i thought it was pretty normal. even had a couple want the double fist, one in the ass and one in the pussy. was kinda messy though..

That was her saying "I've had a few kids so just fucking me would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway. If I'm to feel anything I'll need to be fisted."

i havent run into one of those yet.

yep, that and/or she is big dick queen

I had one crazy chick that asked for a double anal penetration while we were having sex in a boat in the middle of nowhere.............. I gave her my cock and a bottle of Corona all at once.....she was happy!

Lol. Way to improvise.

No girl would say that unless she thought that's something that would please you and make you think better of her. You can only infer that she's dated a pretty sorry lot - and that they've given her the scumbag tour of masculinity.

Cool story bro, tell it again!

Well, a few weeks after I went out with her she was arrested for buying meth so I think she had some other problems that I didn't know about. . . but there may well have been issues with other guys in the mix.

Hilarious! I love how fucked up some people are.

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Brutal!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL. She was probably waiting for the next date to break that out.

And here I sit never getting the chance to bang a girl in the pooper ever - FML

That was the saddest thing I have ever read on GFY in over 12 years! We could start a collection to make "The Dark Hole Dream Cum True" or something....Fuck man, did your dick fall off?

Had my fist inside many women... including my wife. You really should try it. :-)

And, if you have hardcore traffic, that type of content converts like crazy... see sig!

I sure hope this isn't just dating in 2012.. both sound like fun first dates that shouldn't lead to a second or third date. Call me traditional.. LOL

Brad

Wait she was over 200 lbs wasn't she...

One finger or four, what's the big deal. If she likes it and you do to. Then just do it. Most men and women are perverts...:thumbsup

I'm surprised to see a bunch of adult webmasters seem shocked by fisting. Not a size queen myself, but a vaginal fist is closer to vanilla sex than anal. As the owner of a vagina, it seems surprising to me that one would seem so much more standard than the other.

Maybe she was just trying to get a jump on International Fisting Day. :winkwink:

I don't have a problem with anyone who wants to be fisted. I think it's a little off-putting that she phrased it as "You can fist me if you want" instead of "I really like getting fisted, are you into it?" or "Hey, I've always wanted someone to stick their entire hand in my vagina". It just seems like a passive thing she said because she thought it would please you versus wanting to do it for her own pleasure.

The key is not to ask, just do :thumbsup

No :pimp

I don't get it why the shock because of fisting. I did it with my first gf too.. Nothing rough, I was just fingering her and added more fingers, and we ended up more or less fisting her. It was fun. ;) :pimp

99% of girls can take a fist. Lube & Patience
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next thing you know you can throw Tyson upper cuts into that loose fuckin cock holster
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I wish more women talked like that.

Must be feeling Horny
 

She must be feeling Horny.

I really like fisting because it often leads to peeing or squirting.

But no I date tiny asian girls who can barely take my dick.

My hand won't fit up my gf's pussy :(

you gotta try man!

I prefer to throw up gang sign with my hand

Once. I was quite surprised, but went along with it anyway. We were just booty-call buddies so I didn't care very much. She was really into it, which was a big turn-on. It was interesting to say the least. She was a nutbar, but interesting in bed, that's for sure. A little overweight, pretty face. Nothing I would make a serious commitment to, but not bad for a few months of sex. "I'm off my meds come bang the crazy out of me" type of broad.

Surprisingly, most adult webmasters seem to be sexually conservative, politically to the right and a little too moralistic for the business they're in. Oh, almost forgot, sexually naive as well. You wouldn't thinks so, but reading a few threads here pretty much confirms it. I was that way when I was younger, but now I'm a dirty dog. A damned dirty dog!

lol oh thank you for that ... thought I'd post my gratitude once I got up from the floor... I'm still laughing...

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Haha! :1orglaugh

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