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Old 06-11-2012, 07:42 AM   #1
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Is Paul Markham the Chuck Norris of porn?

Hi Paul
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Old 06-11-2012, 07:47 AM   #2
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Paul Markham once roundhouse kicked one non-exclusive shoot into 763,000 dollars

Paul Markham has retired but still earns more than Bill Gates. In one morning. Of walking the jigsaw.

Paul Markham doesn't pay bored and scared looking teenagers to strip off their clothes. They pay him to fuck them. After every shoot.
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Old 06-11-2012, 07:49 AM   #3
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Paul Markham once roundhouse kicked one non-exclusive shoot into 763,000 dollars

Paul Markham has retired but still earns more than Bill Gates. In one morning. Of walking the jigsaw.

Paul Markham doesn't pay bored and scared looking teenagers to strip off their clothes. They pay him to fuck them. After every shoot.
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Old 06-11-2012, 12:24 PM   #4
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Old 06-11-2012, 12:40 PM   #5
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Paul is the fucking Gary Busey of porn....

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Old 06-11-2012, 12:44 PM   #6
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Old 06-11-2012, 02:35 PM   #7
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Old 06-11-2012, 02:37 PM   #8
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OMG...that was funny as hell!
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Paul Markham is the Arnold Schwarzenegger of porn. A washed up has been who everyone has lost respect for.
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Old 06-11-2012, 02:53 PM   #10
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Paul is the fucking Gary Busey of porn....

bussey is a O.G. of actors i watched some of earlier movies good stuff
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Old 06-11-2012, 02:56 PM   #11
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Old 06-11-2012, 03:04 PM   #12
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Old 06-11-2012, 03:53 PM   #13
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Paul Markham's pictures are so cool that people bought them
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Old 06-11-2012, 04:13 PM   #15
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There is no money in porn, Paul Markham has it all.

The money is in motion, because Paul Markham gave it a roundhouse kick.

Paul Markham fucked her before Boneprone did.

Threads are useless without pics of Paul Markham.

This thread delivers, because we mentioned Paul Markham.
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I can summon him

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Old 06-11-2012, 04:39 PM   #17
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Old 06-11-2012, 04:58 PM   #18
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Old 06-11-2012, 05:26 PM   #19
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Old 06-11-2012, 05:34 PM   #20
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none - the hun gets revenue from pre-paid gallery placements on the top 15 spaces and banners. the rest of the galleries are Paul Markham's.
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Old 06-11-2012, 05:36 PM   #21
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here's paul kicking ass.




Yeah - Paul Markham kicks fucking ass!
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Old 06-11-2012, 06:12 PM   #22
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Nice!
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That won't work.

There has to be mention of "$3k"
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paul markham took a pic of magic johnson and the pic showed the cured for aids
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yes, but were there a sufficient number of toilets per occupant?
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paul markham had such a camera that he made a photoshoot for a TGP and it converted into a tube!
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Dude, what the hell?
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im in a drinking session dont blame my stupidity
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haha explains it all! thats it, im leaving magical porno land
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Damian only needs to see my name.
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