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Etology.com
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Is Paul Markham the Chuck Norris of porn?
Hi Paul
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Paul Markham once roundhouse kicked one non-exclusive shoot into 763,000 dollars
Paul Markham has retired but still earns more than Bill Gates. In one morning. Of walking the jigsaw. Paul Markham doesn't pay bored and scared looking teenagers to strip off their clothes. They pay him to fuck them. After every shoot. |
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I WAS here
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Paul is the fucking Gary Busey of porn....
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there's no $$$ in porn
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Paul Marham's house has no doors, only walls of text that he walks through.
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The Video Specialist
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So Fucking Lame
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Paul Markham is the Arnold Schwarzenegger of porn. A washed up has been who everyone has lost respect for.
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Pay It Forward
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bussey is a O.G. of actors i watched some of earlier movies good stuff
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Where is the old fart?
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Paul Markham
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Paul Markham's pictures are so cool that people bought them
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haha...
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There is no money in porn, Paul Markham has it all.
The money is in motion, because Paul Markham gave it a roundhouse kick. Paul Markham fucked her before Boneprone did. Threads are useless without pics of Paul Markham. This thread delivers, because we mentioned Paul Markham.
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I can summon him
Cheap teen content spam me |
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Liv Benson to You, Bitch
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Paul >>>>>>>> Chuck
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here's paul kicking ass.
Yeah - Paul Markham kicks fucking ass! |
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That won't work.
There has to be mention of "$3k"
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Let's Make Money
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There are actually 8 wonders of the world. Paul counts for 4 of them.
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He's a hahahahahaha.
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business ready hit me up!
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paul markham took a pic of magic johnson and the pic showed the cured for aids
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business ready hit me up!
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cure* that is
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yes, but were there a sufficient number of toilets per occupant?
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paul markham had such a camera that he made a photoshoot for a TGP and it converted into a tube!
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business ready hit me up!
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paul markham is so old he counts megapixels instead of years
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Bump for more funny remarks.
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Thanks God its Paul Markham!
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Then what's your excuse for when you're sober?
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Paul Markham won American Idol using only sign language
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Damian only needs to see my name.
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The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Paul Markham's nutsack. |
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Paul Markham is Spartacus.
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I think Paul is more dick clark than chuck norris
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This is PAUL MARKHAM !
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50 roundhouse kicks to free porn
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