Is Paul Markham the Chuck Norris of porn?
 

Hi Paul:pimp:pimp

Paul Markham once roundhouse kicked one non-exclusive shoot into 763,000 dollars

Paul Markham has retired but still earns more than Bill Gates. In one morning. Of walking the jigsaw.

Paul Markham doesn't pay bored and scared looking teenagers to strip off their clothes. They pay him to fuck them. After every shoot.

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I WAS here

Paul is the fucking Gary Busey of porn....

http://www.heyuguys.co.uk/images/2011/02/Gary-Busey.jpg

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Paul Marham's house has no doors, only walls of text that he walks through.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh OMG...that was funny as hell!

Paul Markham is the Arnold Schwarzenegger of porn. A washed up has been who everyone has lost respect for.

bussey is a O.G. of actors i watched some of earlier movies good stuff :2 cents:

Where is the old fart?

Paul Markham

Paul Markham's pictures are so cool that people bought them

haha...:thumbsup

There is no money in porn, Paul Markham has it all.

The money is in motion, because Paul Markham gave it a roundhouse kick.

Paul Markham fucked her before Boneprone did.

Threads are useless without pics of Paul Markham.

This thread delivers, because we mentioned Paul Markham.

I can summon him

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Paul >>>>>>>> Chuck

classic. :1orglaugh

fixed it for you

none - the hun gets revenue from pre-paid gallery placements on the top 15 spaces and banners. the rest of the galleries are Paul Markham's.

Nice! :1orglaugh

That won't work.

There has to be mention of "$3k"

There are actually 8 wonders of the world. Paul counts for 4 of them.

He's a hahahahahaha.

paul markham took a pic of magic johnson and the pic showed the cured for aids

cure* that is

yes, but were there a sufficient number of toilets per occupant?

paul markham had such a camera that he made a photoshoot for a TGP and it converted into a tube!

paul markham is so old he counts megapixels instead of years

Bump for more funny remarks.

Dude, what the hell?
Is that supposed to be funny?

Thanks God its Paul Markham!

im in a drinking session dont blame my stupidity

Then what's your excuse for when you're sober? :1orglaugh

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haha explains it all! thats it, im leaving magical porno land

Paul Markham won American Idol using only sign language

Damian only needs to see my name.

Paul Markham is Spartacus.


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I think Paul is more dick clark than chuck norris :)

This is PAUL MARKHAM !

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/...-Is-Sparta.jpg

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