What happens when your fat gets in the way of jacking off? - GoFuckYourself.com

SleazyDream. · 04-29-2005, 10:52 PM

god this sucks, my fat just keeps getting in the way ANY time I want to jerk off

maybe i need to get up and run a little?

smokingdawn · 04-29-2005, 10:54 PM

OK..gotta say it..this thread is worthless without pics! lol

venus · 04-29-2005, 10:54 PM

that or get a penis pump and make your little pink willie bigger

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream.

god this sucks, my fat just keeps getting in the way ANY time I want to jerk off

maybe i need to get up and run a little?

TDF · 04-29-2005, 10:55 PM

I dont have that problem

hydro · 04-29-2005, 10:56 PM

eat nothing but chicken and potatos and work out for 30 minutes a day and it'll be gone

.

venus · 04-29-2005, 10:56 PM

which problem, being fat or a little weenie

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Originally Posted by TDF

I dont have that problem

undermyspell · 04-29-2005, 10:59 PM

I'm almost inclined to say Too Much Info..

Allison · 04-29-2005, 11:13 PM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream.

god this sucks, my fat just keeps getting in the way ANY time I want to jerk off

maybe i need to get up and run a little?

or get someone else to jerk it for you

~Alli

Downtime · 04-29-2005, 11:15 PM

no, we dont need pics. please god no. yes, i'd recommend a little more cardio in your workout. or a workout in general

Sosa · 04-29-2005, 11:16 PM

excersise of course.

How is that diet of your going these days? Still doing it?

SleazyDream · 04-29-2005, 11:39 PM

choker - registering names that look like mine is a little lame

note the period after the name

sonofsam · 04-29-2005, 11:41 PM

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Originally Posted by smokingdawn

OK..gotta say it..this thread is worthless without pics! lol

i think you're barking up the wrong tree bro...

TDF · 04-29-2005, 11:44 PM

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Originally Posted by venus

which problem, being fat or a little weenie

the lil weenie part..im fat and hung like a donkey!

undermyspell · 04-29-2005, 11:44 PM

dang.. I didn't even catch that.. I must really be tired.. BED TIME

undermyspell · 04-29-2005, 11:45 PM

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Originally Posted by TDF

the lil weenie part..im fat and hung like a donkey!

dude is that what that Asian chick tripped over at the Players Ball last year???

TDF · 04-29-2005, 11:47 PM

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Originally Posted by undermyspell

dude is that what that Asian chick tripped over at the Players Ball last year???

the first rule of asian tripping is...we dont talk about asians tripping

undermyspell · 04-29-2005, 11:50 PM

but we do take pics of them don't we???

smokingdawn · 04-29-2005, 11:56 PM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam

i think you're barking up the wrong tree bro...

LOL..I am not a bro

Jace · 04-30-2005, 12:02 AM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

choker - registering names that look like mine is a little lame

note the period after the name

paranoid much?

dropped9 · 04-30-2005, 12:07 AM

this thread is gay.

mrthumbs · 04-30-2005, 12:10 AM

the choker sleazydream drama is kinda lame because im starting to believe they really mean it.

Rui · 04-30-2005, 04:49 AM

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Originally Posted by smokingdawn

OK..gotta say it..this thread is worthless without pics! lol

fuck off, if there is something this thread doesn't need is photos ilustrating his problem

sickbeatz · 04-30-2005, 04:51 AM

Sleazy has a small penis?

lazycash · 12-18-2009, 04:33 AM

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Originally Posted by mrthumbs

the choker sleazydream drama is kinda lame because im starting to believe they really mean it.

I agree...

Farang · 12-18-2009, 05:36 AM

CaptainHowdy · 12-18-2009, 08:15 AM

xxweekxx · 12-18-2009, 08:16 AM

lol how old is this thread

Lace · 12-18-2009, 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by xxweekxx

lol how old is this thread

04-30-2005

Says right in the first post

lazycash · 12-20-2009, 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by xxweekxx

lol how old is this thread

I suspect he still has this problem though.

lazycash · 01-19-2010, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by xxweekxx

lol how old is this thread

Never too old.

Robocrop · 01-19-2010, 01:45 PM

Oh shit! I was like "FINALLY" until I saw the date :/

lazycash · 01-19-2010, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Robocrop

Oh shit! I was like "FINALLY" until I saw the date :/

Judging from his recent pics, I think he still probably has this affliction.

PurrrsianPussyKat · 01-19-2010, 02:40 PM

Only answer is arm extension surgery! *giggles*

PurrrsianPussyKat · 01-19-2010, 02:40 PM

And yes.. I know this was an old thread, I couldn't resist.

xxweekxx · 01-19-2010, 02:44 PM

lmao.....

lazycash · 01-24-2010, 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by PurrrsianPussyKat

Only answer is arm extension surgery! *giggles*

Iron Fist · 01-24-2010, 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Rui

fuck off, if there is something this thread doesn't need is photos ilustrating his problem

True dat brother.. A-fucking-men.

$5 submissions · 01-24-2010, 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by smokingdawn

OK..gotta say it..this thread is worthless without pics! lol

lazycash · 11-18-2010, 12:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rui

fuck off, if there is something this thread doesn't need is photos ilustrating his problem

I agree,

HerPimp · 11-18-2010, 12:53 AM

This is old shit, what were you searching for "jacking off"??

Paul Markham · 11-18-2010, 04:06 AM

Never had that problem, always been a slim bugger.

CaptainHowdy · 11-18-2010, 07:38 AM

ruff · 11-18-2010, 07:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream.

god this sucks, my fat just keeps getting in the way ANY time I want to jerk off

maybe i need to get up and run a little?

You don't need to see it to spank it.

Brujah · 11-18-2010, 07:55 AM

Use duct tape.

digitaldivas · 11-18-2010, 08:04 AM

this thread is gross imho

amateurbfs · 11-18-2010, 08:25 AM

lean back, you should have plenty of practice doing that while pissing.

TheLegacy · 11-18-2010, 08:49 AM

.... and that is why God created women Sleazy - so you don't have to worry about such matters

czarina · 11-18-2010, 08:54 AM

get that little something called lipo

11-18-2010, 09:14 AM

A weird bump!

Cyandin · 11-18-2010, 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream.

god this sucks, my fat just keeps getting in the way ANY time I want to jerk off

maybe i need to get up and run a little?

Kill yourself?

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