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SleazyDream. 04-29-2005 10:52 PM
What happens when your fat gets in the way of jacking off?
 
god this sucks, my fat just keeps getting in the way ANY time I want to jerk off

maybe i need to get up and run a little?

smokingdawn 04-29-2005 10:54 PM
OK..gotta say it..this thread is worthless without pics! lol

venus 04-29-2005 10:54 PM
that or get a penis pump and make your little pink willie bigger :)


Quote:
Originally Posted by SleazyDream.
god this sucks, my fat just keeps getting in the way ANY time I want to jerk off

maybe i need to get up and run a little?

TDF 04-29-2005 10:55 PM
I dont have that problem

hydro 04-29-2005 10:56 PM
eat nothing but chicken and potatos and work out for 30 minutes a day and it'll be gone :thumbsup.

venus 04-29-2005 10:56 PM
which problem, being fat or a little weenie


Quote:
Originally Posted by TDF
I dont have that problem

undermyspell 04-29-2005 10:59 PM
I'm almost inclined to say Too Much Info.. :winkwink:

Allison 04-29-2005 11:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SleazyDream.
god this sucks, my fat just keeps getting in the way ANY time I want to jerk off

maybe i need to get up and run a little?
or get someone else to jerk it for you :)

~Alli

Downtime 04-29-2005 11:15 PM
no, we dont need pics. please god no. yes, i'd recommend a little more cardio in your workout. or a workout in general

Sosa 04-29-2005 11:16 PM
excersise of course.

How is that diet of your going these days? Still doing it?

SleazyDream 04-29-2005 11:39 PM
choker - registering names that look like mine is a little lame


note the period after the name

sonofsam 04-29-2005 11:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by smokingdawn
OK..gotta say it..this thread is worthless without pics! lol
i think you're barking up the wrong tree bro... :2 cents:

TDF 04-29-2005 11:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by venus
which problem, being fat or a little weenie

the lil weenie part..im fat and hung like a donkey!

undermyspell 04-29-2005 11:44 PM
dang.. I didn't even catch that.. I must really be tired.. BED TIME

undermyspell 04-29-2005 11:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by TDF
the lil weenie part..im fat and hung like a donkey!
dude is that what that Asian chick tripped over at the Players Ball last year??? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

TDF 04-29-2005 11:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by undermyspell
dude is that what that Asian chick tripped over at the Players Ball last year??? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh



the first rule of asian tripping is...we dont talk about asians tripping :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

undermyspell 04-29-2005 11:50 PM
but we do take pics of them don't we???

smokingdawn 04-29-2005 11:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sonofsam
i think you're barking up the wrong tree bro... :2 cents:
LOL..I am not a bro :thumbsup

Jace 04-30-2005 12:02 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SleazyDream
choker - registering names that look like mine is a little lame


note the period after the name
paranoid much?

dropped9 04-30-2005 12:07 AM
this thread is gay.

mrthumbs 04-30-2005 12:10 AM
the choker sleazydream drama is kinda lame because im starting to believe they really mean it.

Rui 04-30-2005 04:49 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by smokingdawn
OK..gotta say it..this thread is worthless without pics! lol
fuck off, if there is something this thread doesn't need is photos ilustrating his problem :helpme

sickbeatz 04-30-2005 04:51 AM
Sleazy has a small penis?

lazycash 12-18-2009 04:33 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by mrthumbs (Post 7235451)
the choker sleazydream drama is kinda lame because im starting to believe they really mean it.
I agree...

Farang 12-18-2009 05:36 AM
:party-smi

CaptainHowdy 12-18-2009 08:15 AM
http://www.cosmichex.com/images/stills/fantomas.jpg

xxweekxx 12-18-2009 08:16 AM
lol how old is this thread

Lace 12-18-2009 09:32 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by xxweekxx (Post 16659584)
lol how old is this thread
04-30-2005

Says right in the first post :winkwink:

lazycash 12-20-2009 03:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by xxweekxx (Post 16659584)
lol how old is this thread
I suspect he still has this problem though.

lazycash 01-19-2010 01:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by xxweekxx (Post 16659584)
lol how old is this thread
Never too old.

Robocrop 01-19-2010 01:45 PM
Oh shit! I was like "FINALLY" until I saw the date :/

lazycash 01-19-2010 02:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Robocrop (Post 16762491)
Oh shit! I was like "FINALLY" until I saw the date :/
Judging from his recent pics, I think he still probably has this affliction.

PurrrsianPussyKat 01-19-2010 02:40 PM
Only answer is arm extension surgery! *giggles*

PurrrsianPussyKat 01-19-2010 02:40 PM
And yes.. I know this was an old thread, I couldn't resist.

xxweekxx 01-19-2010 02:44 PM
lmao.....

lazycash 01-24-2010 04:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PurrrsianPussyKat (Post 16762773)
Only answer is arm extension surgery! *giggles*
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Iron Fist 01-24-2010 05:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rui (Post 7236578)
fuck off, if there is something this thread doesn't need is photos ilustrating his problem :helpme
True dat brother.. A-fucking-men. :thumbsup

$5 submissions 01-24-2010 05:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by smokingdawn (Post 7235127)
OK..gotta say it..this thread is worthless without pics! lol
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

lazycash 11-18-2010 12:39 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rui (Post 7236578)
fuck off, if there is something this thread doesn't need is photos ilustrating his problem :helpme
I agree, :1orglaugh

HerPimp 11-18-2010 12:53 AM
This is old shit, what were you searching for "jacking off"??

Paul Markham 11-18-2010 04:06 AM
Never had that problem, always been a slim bugger.

CaptainHowdy 11-18-2010 07:38 AM
http://www.gfy.com/image.php?u=30383...ine=1214332367

ruff 11-18-2010 07:40 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SleazyDream. (Post 7235111)
god this sucks, my fat just keeps getting in the way ANY time I want to jerk off

maybe i need to get up and run a little?
You don't need to see it to spank it.

Brujah 11-18-2010 07:55 AM
Use duct tape.

digitaldivas 11-18-2010 08:04 AM
this thread is gross imho

amateurbfs 11-18-2010 08:25 AM
lean back, you should have plenty of practice doing that while pissing.

TheLegacy 11-18-2010 08:49 AM
.... and that is why God created women Sleazy - so you don't have to worry about such matters

czarina 11-18-2010 08:54 AM
get that little something called lipo

Altwebdesign 11-18-2010 09:14 AM
A weird bump!

Cyandin 11-18-2010 09:20 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SleazyDream. (Post 7235111)
god this sucks, my fat just keeps getting in the way ANY time I want to jerk off

maybe i need to get up and run a little?
Kill yourself?


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