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Juicy D. Links · 02-12-2003, 10:44 AM

Just got nailed 95 in a 55 by the biggest prick who was prejudice against guidos.

I to think i had 4 pba cards and didnt help.

I told the fucker i wont be making any donations this year to the NY stae troopers..FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Sly_RJ · 02-12-2003, 10:45 AM

Damn that state trooper for enforcing laws that help prevent the death of other people.

Damn him!

alias · 02-12-2003, 10:46 AM

haha good, the tri state area is so gay with those pba cards its good to see a real cop that doesn't give a fuck

Spunky · 02-12-2003, 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
Just got nailed 95 in a 55 by the biggest prick who was prejudice against guidos.

I to think i had 4 pba cards and didnt help.

I told the fucker i wont be making any donations this year to the NY stae troopers..FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Lol Juicy said nailed by the biggest prick...

wethoney · 02-12-2003, 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
Just got nailed 95 in a 55 by the biggest prick who was prejudice against guidos.

I to think i had 4 pba cards and didnt help.

I told the fucker i wont be making any donations this year to the NY stae troopers..FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Didn't anyone tell you, you have to be a celebrity to be above the law?

Juicy D. Links · 02-12-2003, 10:48 AM

He didnt like guidos , he asked me are you in arush to get hair gel cracker? Thats gave me a clue

silver · 02-12-2003, 10:48 AM

WTF is a PBA Card ?

nofx · 02-12-2003, 10:51 AM

Yea I got two tickets last year all in the same week by THE SAME state trooper! The first time I was going 80 in a 55 late at night and he let me go with a no seatbelt ticket, the 2nd time, four days later, he pulls me over again for going 83 in a 55 and is like "Didnt I pull you over already this week?"

and he gave me a ticket that time. I got it fixed though, went and talked to the DA and he fixed it for me

Dax · 02-12-2003, 10:52 AM

PBA - Professional Bowling Association

Spunky · 02-12-2003, 10:54 AM

PBA= Prefer Bukkake Anyday

silver · 02-12-2003, 10:54 AM

NOFX stop lieing to make friends.

cold_ice · 02-12-2003, 11:09 AM

Maybe all you fuckers should stop speeding

Jezebel Content · 02-12-2003, 11:16 AM

"stop speeding" ?!?

Pure madness!

There must be a better solution to it than for us to stop speeding. That's our basic human right. One we're born with.

Bahha.

Herb Kornfield · 02-12-2003, 11:20 AM

work from home, you can only cross the room so fast, and there are no cops there if you do "floor" it

sexyclicks · 02-12-2003, 11:37 AM

go to Germany
no speed limit on the highways

Rochard · 02-12-2003, 12:26 PM

PBA = Policeofficers Ball Association (or something).

You make a donation to the PBA ball, and they give you a card or a stick to put on your car. It's almost like a get of jail free card.

Juicy D. Links · 02-12-2003, 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RocHard
It's almost like a get of jail free card.

Unless your a guido

cluck · 02-12-2003, 12:52 PM

Police Benevolence Association.

Fuck those bastards, I'm in NJ and got my license suspended yesterday.

asuna · 02-12-2003, 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cluck
Police Benevolence Association.

Fuck those bastards, I'm in NJ and got my license suspended yesterday.

Can I have your car?

Thomas N · 02-12-2003, 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
He didnt like guidos , he asked me are you in arush to get hair gel cracker? Thats gave me a clue

Haha That's funny! But I have a SERIOUSLY hard time believing it.

Juicy D. Links · 02-12-2003, 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SwordFish

Haha That's funny! But I have a SERIOUSLY hard time believing it.

I am kidding of course but thats what he was thinking

I called my pops and he knows this lawyer that knows all the judges or some shit like that . I pay the lawyer 200 bucks or so and the ticket magically dissapears, hopefully it will work for my ticket

SCJason · 02-12-2003, 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
He didnt like guidos , he asked me are you in arush to get hair gel cracker? Thats gave me a clue

Cracker is a funny word...............LOL

deniska · 02-12-2003, 02:55 PM

I got nailed by a jersey state pooper a week ago... This guy dint even wana see my pba cards or hear my excuse.. The cocksucker also tells me he gave me a break when he gave me my ticket.. I need a lawyer I dont need 4 points on my license. Unfortunatly last time a 5 point ticket costed me $500.

NY/NJ State Troopes

Daymare · 02-12-2003, 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Herb Kornfield
work from home, you can only cross the room so fast, and there are no cops there if you do "floor" it

That's the worst joke I've heard this year.

Juicy D. Links · 02-12-2003, 03:31 PM

Fuck the police coming staright from the underground...

Young guido has it bad cause he's hung...

from the NWA guido soundtrack

Wilbo · 02-12-2003, 03:31 PM

OK, here is my FOOL PROOF way to get out of tickets:

Put a baby seat in the back seat of your car.

I've gotten off with warnings the last 4 times. The cop sees you have kids and hates to take food out of their mouths. ( I really do have a 2 yr old boy ). It's better than a get out of jail free card. My boy has never been in the car with me when I've been stopped. I drive pretty mildly when the family is in the car. I could just hear the lecture from a judge now if I went to court and the cop said I was doing 90 with a kid in the car.

asuna · 02-12-2003, 03:33 PM

Don't ever pull over
run from the cops

Pipecrew · 02-12-2003, 03:36 PM

I am the master of speeding tickets haha, I've been to court 3 times already and won twice so far.... My next courtdate is in May and I plan on winning. Unfortunately we have anal O.P.P that dont let you away with shit

PlayaPlaya · 02-12-2003, 03:49 PM

I got pulled over by a state trooper in manhattan,an hour and a half into my birthday. I pleaded not to get the ticket but the cop was a real prick. He made it blatantly clear that I will be losing my license as soon as we goto court. He did however wish me a happy birthday as he handed me the ticket.

2 weeks later i got pulled over again but by a regular cop who decided it was appropriate for him to give me 5 tickets right away. I showed him an inspectors PBA card and he just threw it back in my face.

02-12-2003, 10:44 AM	#1
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	Fucking State trooper Just got nailed 95 in a 55 by the biggest prick who was prejudice against guidos. I to think i had 4 pba cards and didnt help. I told the fucker i wont be making any donations this year to the NY stae troopers..FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

02-12-2003, 10:45 AM	#2
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02-12-2003, 10:51 AM	#8
nofx Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Virgin Mary's womb Posts: 16,826	Yea I got two tickets last year all in the same week by THE SAME state trooper! The first time I was going 80 in a 55 late at night and he let me go with a no seatbelt ticket, the 2nd time, four days later, he pulls me over again for going 83 in a 55 and is like "Didnt I pull you over already this week?" and he gave me a ticket that time. I got it fixed though, went and talked to the DA and he fixed it for me __________________ Often times I wonder why There's love and hate, theres live or die. When sickness comes I must decide: When feelings go, theres suicide.

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Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,944	PBA= Prefer Bukkake Anyday __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

02-12-2003, 10:48 AM	#6
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	He didnt like guidos , he asked me are you in arush to get hair gel cracker? Thats gave me a clue

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silver Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: FL Posts: 1,078	WTF is a PBA Card ?

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Dax Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: USA Posts: 3,161	PBA - Professional Bowling Association

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cold_ice Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: cali Posts: 3,027	Maybe all you fuckers should stop speeding

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Jezebel Content Registered User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 15	"stop speeding" ?!? Pure madness! There must be a better solution to it than for us to stop speeding. That's our basic human right. One we're born with. Bahha.

02-12-2003, 11:20 AM	#14
Herb Kornfield Is on the 1 Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Philly Burbs Posts: 4,996	work from home, you can only cross the room so fast, and there are no cops there if you do "floor" it

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Rochard Jägermeister Test Pilot Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: NORCAL Posts: 74,038	PBA = Policeofficers Ball Association (or something). You make a donation to the PBA ball, and they give you a card or a stick to put on your car. It's almost like a get of jail free card. __________________ “The choice is no longer between right or left. The choice is between normal and crazy.” - Sarah Huckabee Sanders YNOT MAIL \| THE BEST ADULT MAILING SOLUTION

02-12-2003, 12:52 PM	#18
cluck Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: New Jersey Posts: 5,248	Police Benevolence Association. Fuck those bastards, I'm in NJ and got my license suspended yesterday.

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deniska Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Miami Beach, FL Posts: 1,053	I got nailed by a jersey state pooper a week ago... This guy dint even wana see my pba cards or hear my excuse.. The cocksucker also tells me he gave me a break when he gave me my ticket.. I need a lawyer I dont need 4 points on my license. Unfortunatly last time a 5 point ticket costed me $500. NY/NJ State Troopes

02-12-2003, 03:31 PM	#25
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	Fuck the police coming staright from the underground... Young guido has it bad cause he's hung... from the NWA guido soundtrack

02-12-2003, 03:31 PM	#26
Wilbo Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Baltimore Posts: 2,082	OK, here is my FOOL PROOF way to get out of tickets: Put a baby seat in the back seat of your car. I've gotten off with warnings the last 4 times. The cop sees you have kids and hates to take food out of their mouths. ( I really do have a 2 yr old boy ). It's better than a get out of jail free card. My boy has never been in the car with me when I've been stopped. I drive pretty mildly when the family is in the car. I could just hear the lecture from a judge now if I went to court and the cop said I was doing 90 with a kid in the car.

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asuna Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 8,743	Don't ever pull over run from the cops __________________

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Pipecrew Master of Gfy.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 14,887	I am the master of speeding tickets haha, I've been to court 3 times already and won twice so far.... My next courtdate is in May and I plan on winning. Unfortunately we have anal O.P.P that dont let you away with shit

02-12-2003, 03:49 PM	#29
PlayaPlaya Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: new york, ny usa Posts: 191	I got pulled over by a state trooper in manhattan,an hour and a half into my birthday. I pleaded not to get the ticket but the cop was a real prick. He made it blatantly clear that I will be losing my license as soon as we goto court. He did however wish me a happy birthday as he handed me the ticket. 2 weeks later i got pulled over again but by a regular cop who decided it was appropriate for him to give me 5 tickets right away. I showed him an inspectors PBA card and he just threw it back in my face. __________________ Best Regards, Michael Volozin Oxeo Hosting www.oxeo.com Direct: 212.812.9073 ext 901 ICQ: 150013894 \| AIM: MikeOxeo