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Juicy D. Links 02-12-2003 10:44 AM

Fucking State trooper
 
Just got nailed 95 in a 55 by the biggest prick who was prejudice against guidos.

I to think i had 4 pba cards and didnt help.

I told the fucker i wont be making any donations this year to the NY stae troopers..FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Sly_RJ 02-12-2003 10:45 AM

Damn that state trooper for enforcing laws that help prevent the death of other people.

Damn him!

alias 02-12-2003 10:46 AM

haha good, the tri state area is so gay with those pba cards its good to see a real cop that doesn't give a fuck

Spunky 02-12-2003 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
Just got nailed 95 in a 55 by the biggest prick who was prejudice against guidos.

I to think i had 4 pba cards and didnt help.

I told the fucker i wont be making any donations this year to the NY stae troopers..FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Lol Juicy said nailed by the biggest prick...

wethoney 02-12-2003 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
Just got nailed 95 in a 55 by the biggest prick who was prejudice against guidos.

I to think i had 4 pba cards and didnt help.

I told the fucker i wont be making any donations this year to the NY stae troopers..FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Didn't anyone tell you, you have to be a celebrity to be above the law?

Juicy D. Links 02-12-2003 10:48 AM

He didnt like guidos , he asked me are you in arush to get hair gel cracker? Thats gave me a clue

silver 02-12-2003 10:48 AM

WTF is a PBA Card ?

nofx 02-12-2003 10:51 AM

Yea I got two tickets last year all in the same week by THE SAME state trooper! The first time I was going 80 in a 55 late at night and he let me go with a no seatbelt ticket, the 2nd time, four days later, he pulls me over again for going 83 in a 55 and is like "Didnt I pull you over already this week?" :( and he gave me a ticket that time. I got it fixed though, went and talked to the DA and he fixed it for me :thumbsup

Dax 02-12-2003 10:52 AM

PBA - Professional Bowling Association :Graucho

Spunky 02-12-2003 10:54 AM

PBA= Prefer Bukkake Anyday

silver 02-12-2003 10:54 AM

NOFX stop lieing to make friends.

cold_ice 02-12-2003 11:09 AM

Maybe all you fuckers should stop speeding:glugglug

Jezebel Content 02-12-2003 11:16 AM

"stop speeding" ?!?

Pure madness!

There must be a better solution to it than for us to stop speeding. That's our basic human right. One we're born with.

Bahha.

Herb Kornfield 02-12-2003 11:20 AM

work from home, you can only cross the room so fast, and there are no cops there if you do "floor" it

sexyclicks 02-12-2003 11:37 AM

go to Germany
no speed limit on the highways

Rochard 02-12-2003 12:26 PM

PBA = Policeofficers Ball Association (or something).

You make a donation to the PBA ball, and they give you a card or a stick to put on your car. It's almost like a get of jail free card.

Juicy D. Links 02-12-2003 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RocHard
It's almost like a get of jail free card.
Unless your a guido

cluck 02-12-2003 12:52 PM

Police Benevolence Association.

Fuck those bastards, I'm in NJ and got my license suspended yesterday. :BangBang:

asuna 02-12-2003 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cluck
Police Benevolence Association.

Fuck those bastards, I'm in NJ and got my license suspended yesterday. :BangBang:

Can I have your car?

Thomas N 02-12-2003 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
He didnt like guidos , he asked me are you in arush to get hair gel cracker? Thats gave me a clue
Haha That's funny! But I have a SERIOUSLY hard time believing it.

Juicy D. Links 02-12-2003 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SwordFish


Haha That's funny! But I have a SERIOUSLY hard time believing it.

I am kidding of course but thats what he was thinking

I called my pops and he knows this lawyer that knows all the judges or some shit like that . I pay the lawyer 200 bucks or so and the ticket magically dissapears, hopefully it will work for my ticket

SCJason 02-12-2003 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
He didnt like guidos , he asked me are you in arush to get hair gel cracker? Thats gave me a clue
Cracker is a funny word...............LOL

deniska 02-12-2003 02:55 PM

I got nailed by a jersey state pooper a week ago... This guy dint even wana see my pba cards or hear my excuse.. The cocksucker also tells me he gave me a break when he gave me my ticket.. I need a lawyer I dont need 4 points on my license. Unfortunatly last time a 5 point ticket costed me $500. :mad:

:ak47: :ak47: :ak47: NY/NJ State Troopes

Daymare 02-12-2003 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Herb Kornfield
work from home, you can only cross the room so fast, and there are no cops there if you do "floor" it
That's the worst joke I've heard this year.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Juicy D. Links 02-12-2003 03:31 PM

Fuck the police coming staright from the underground...

Young guido has it bad cause he's hung...

from the NWA guido soundtrack

Wilbo 02-12-2003 03:31 PM

OK, here is my FOOL PROOF way to get out of tickets:

Put a baby seat in the back seat of your car.


I've gotten off with warnings the last 4 times. The cop sees you have kids and hates to take food out of their mouths. ( I really do have a 2 yr old boy ). It's better than a get out of jail free card. My boy has never been in the car with me when I've been stopped. I drive pretty mildly when the family is in the car. I could just hear the lecture from a judge now if I went to court and the cop said I was doing 90 with a kid in the car.

asuna 02-12-2003 03:33 PM

Don't ever pull over
run from the cops

Pipecrew 02-12-2003 03:36 PM

I am the master of speeding tickets haha, I've been to court 3 times already and won twice so far.... My next courtdate is in May and I plan on winning. Unfortunately we have anal O.P.P that dont let you away with shit

PlayaPlaya 02-12-2003 03:49 PM

I got pulled over by a state trooper in manhattan,an hour and a half into my birthday. I pleaded not to get the ticket but the cop was a real prick. He made it blatantly clear that I will be losing my license as soon as we goto court. He did however wish me a happy birthday as he handed me the ticket. :ak47:

2 weeks later i got pulled over again but by a regular cop who decided it was appropriate for him to give me 5 tickets right away. I showed him an inspectors PBA card and he just threw it back in my face.


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