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So Fucking Lame
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Fucking mosquitos
That is all.
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working on my tan
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I can not stand Mosquitos. I itch for hours. I even keep benedryl spray on my nightstand so I can sleep.
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I don't think I have ever seen mosquitoes fucking.
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#4 |
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Do you ever make an 'x' in the bump with your fingernail? Don't know if it works, but been doing it since I was a kid.
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working on my tan
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We would need a test subject for biting. I nominate JohnnyClips. We should also see if pissing on mosquito bites is a remedy. I already know you'll volunteer for that.
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I have.. and I must say they are much easier to swat that way..
Now no-see-ums.. those fuckers are 10x worse than mosquitoes. ![]()
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Don't like mosquitos as well...
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very informative thread, just made 20 sales using the mosquito technique
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I need a beer
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Doesn't Off have one of their gizzmos that you wear to repel them now?
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They were actually much worse where I grew up on the water in Maryland. |
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The last mosquito that bit me had to book into the Betty Ford clinic.....
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Excellent show. Logo network in the US brought the show back but come to think of it, I haven't heard it mentioned in awhile. Maybe it got canceled again. :-(
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Mosquitoes are the state bird of Minnesota.
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You're in Florida and you don't know what a no-see-um is? You are one lucky fucker then.. lol
They are "Biting midges", so small that you cannot see them.. hence the nickname no-see-ums. They can make it through screens, and they typically stay low to the ground as they are so tiny/light that any breeze would wisk them away. But they will tear the shit out of your ankles and legs (higher with no breeze). Their bites are fierce and you usually get a shitload of bites not just a random one here and there as they tend to swarm. Some people get a red spots (for every bite) that are up to 2 inches wide. (not me, but they still itch like a motherfucker). For some reason, they seem kinda seasonal to me.. not sure if they are or not.. but they typically are the worst around dusk. Quote:
I do know that the Carolina Coasts have a ton of those sand fleas which are equally as nasty, maybe worse bite-pain-wise.. (those sand fleas are down here too.. but I think they might be more common in the Carolinas.. but hey I am no entomologist lol..) Edit: actually i just "Binged" it and i guess sand fleas are no-see-ums.. as no-see-ums are a generalized categorization of like 4-5 species of small biting flies..
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Fuck mosquitos. They drive me crazy. They always pick me over everybody else around.
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Where in USA do you have MOSQUITOS?
I thought we only had these in Latin America... Probably Florida? |
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I make pixels work
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ALLLLL Over America...
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All over my yesterday including my can of soda, no itching today though
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Pay It Forward
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gay people are sweet?
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#33 |
Just Du It
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well said.
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We keep one of these on the back deck - best product we've used. Fire it up, drop in the biscuit...mosquitos hate the things. Better than any citronella burners.
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