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My Flip Phone Can Beat the Crap Out of Your iPhone
A funny story for currently sober:
People give me a lot of crap because I have one of those old-school flip phones. I recognize that I am living in the mid-2000s and I should have a man phone like an iPhone or Droid or something. Shouldn?t I be asking for one for Christmas? The answer is an emphatic no. You see, my flip phone could beat up your iPhone any day of the freakin? week. Check this example. A few months ago I had just come back from a fun weekend vacation with the family. We had an amazing time soaking up the sun and had enjoyed many delicious foods. One of those foods had done a number on my stomach, so I was feeling a little bit loose that morning. You know the feeling. Everything is a bit squishy inside you and when you approach a fart there is a slight burn and solid feeling that tickles your anus. I was feeling trepidations about farting, but I was also tired from traveling and just didn?t feel like getting out of bed just to safely sit on the toilet and fart. So I did a small test. I slowly leaned to the right and opened up my anus just enough to let a slight bubble out. Phew. All clear. No diarrhea. With that I cocked the hammer and braced myself for a bed rattling fart. Upon doing so, I instantly felt the spray up my back and down my crack. I had literally squeezed out a cup full of crap. I immediately flipped on my stomach and checked the bed. Fortunately there had been no soak through yet and the sheets were safe. I hurried and stripped down and soaked my shorts and underwear in the tub and then threw it in the washing machine. Later, while drying the pants, I noticed that the dryer was making a crazy rattling noise. So I stopped it and took out my shorts, only to discover that I had my flip phone in there. I hurried and took the battery out and put everything in a bowl of rice, but I figured there was no hope. The phone had gone through a whole wash and dry cycle and water was everywhere in the screen. Well, I was wrong. The phone worked and for quite a while after that. If an iPhone even gets near moisture it breaks. And that is why I?ll stick to my flip phone. Original Story Here |
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Plenty of stories of smart phones being dropped, placed it rice, and started working again.
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I'm returning my iPhone. I need a phone I can wash on hot.
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It's not the mid-2000's anymore, and dumb flip phones are an inefficient use of modern day technology no matter how much washing they can take, lol.
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most graphic approach to "I put my phone through the wash" ever, ha
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why trying to please him? starts with poo and ends with poo. Nothing else to say.
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But you can't play Draw Something, Scramble, Hanging with Friends and Words with friends so your flip phone = fail.
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There are loads of iPhones that have survived the same fate
http://www.alexloveseverything.com/2...er-iphone.html |
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The REAL way flip phones beat iphone/androids is that their battery life lasts over a full day.
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Your phone is Filipino?
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Awesome story until you got to the part about the phone!
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The nurse laughed at me yesterday when I pulled out my Samsung flip phone.she said she never seen such a antique..thing is only about 6 years old..I'm not buying some fancy smancy I phone or a smart phone just for phone calls
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Ok, the flip phone was great in this instance-- but what about the other 23 hours a day when you're not shitting all over yourself like a mental patient and accidentally putting your phone in the wash? Can you use navigation? can you play games or listen to music, or watch movies? No.
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Strange,
all these people with Smart Phones volunteering happily to have their every waking move monitored and logged, then bragging about it and making fun of people who don't follow along.
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I still have a flip phone. A Motorola Tundra. Until that phone, I would break them within a few months. That thing was designed to be abused. 3 years old now and still going strong, even after getting pissed off and throwing it into a wall.
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I agree,my old phones took much more abuse and were fine.
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