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05-08-2012, 11:45 PM
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When you die...
How would you want to be buried?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...st_read_module Talk about going out in style! 
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05-08-2012, 11:48 PM
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So Fucking Lame
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That's crazy. I just want to be cremated (had a fear as a kid of being buried alive) and have my ashes put in a wall at a cemetery so people can still visit me if they choose. I like to occasionally visit graves of loved ones and want people to have that choice with me.
Keeping it simple. |
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05-08-2012, 11:52 PM
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Cremate me and stick me in a reef somewhere. I promise I wont complain.
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05-08-2012, 11:53 PM
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I agree with epitome, I will probably do something similar. New technology every day though so you may get frozen instead. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...g-corpses.html |
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05-08-2012, 11:56 PM
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So Fucking Lame
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05-09-2012, 12:34 AM
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 This thread made me wonder if anyone has ever been cremated, had their ashes mixed with cannabis, and then had people smoke them at their funeral/wake? I heard that there is a rumor that is what happened with Tupac's ashes...  Nevermind, I'm stoned...    P.S. Jenni, please e-mail me.  ADG |
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05-09-2012, 12:47 AM
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Bury me wrapped in a cloth, no coffin. I want to feed the soil
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05-09-2012, 01:11 AM
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Why would u care u fucking dead...
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05-09-2012, 01:13 AM
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I'm gonna be cremated. I already have a video stored with the funeral directors with my 'last words' on it...
'Be Prepared' is my motto |
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05-09-2012, 01:14 AM
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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05-09-2012, 04:49 AM
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She is ugly, bad luck.
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05-09-2012, 04:56 AM
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05-09-2012, 06:14 AM
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So I'm looking at all those crazy coffins only to come to this story.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...st_read_module what a sick bitch she is. |
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05-09-2012, 06:29 AM
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In an open casket full of jellybeans with only my face visible on the surface. Add a Please Take Some sign with a small scoop and a roll of plastic bags so guests who pay their respects can all have some.
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05-09-2012, 06:38 AM
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I can't die ...
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05-09-2012, 07:00 AM
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I think caring about what happens to your body so much is narcissistic. Shoot me out of a howitzer, or dump me in an alligator infested swamp. Who gives a shit?
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05-09-2012, 07:26 AM
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Use any parts to help whoever needs them, give the rest to a med school or a lab for study to help future generations. Anything else IMO is a waste
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05-09-2012, 07:31 AM
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05-09-2012, 07:34 AM
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05-09-2012, 07:38 AM
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I would donate my organs, however I want to die being 250lbs and shredded so there wont be a casket that can hold me.
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05-09-2012, 07:45 AM
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I bet this guy wishes he was buried instead
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05-09-2012, 07:54 AM
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To be honest, haven't really thought much about it. Too many funerals already. I mean, how many can you attend before you swear them off (including your own, heh)?
Must be strange to be a funeral director and get completely oblivious and just go about your daily chores at work. Cremation is probably a decent way to go and relatives could keep a few ashes in a urn/jewelry if they wanted, or maybe I'll think of a nice place to be scattered.
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05-09-2012, 08:01 AM
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Keith Richards snorted some of his dads ashes ;-)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...ers-ashes.html
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05-09-2012, 08:04 AM
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Let's do some business!
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I think I'm donating my body to science.
When I'm dead… I don't care about boxes, dirt, or ashes.
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05-09-2012, 08:04 AM
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I don't wanna die
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05-09-2012, 09:02 AM
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05-09-2012, 09:10 AM
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05-09-2012, 09:13 AM
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Pay It Forward
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i want my ashes put in cookies and fed to stoners at a rock concert
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05-09-2012, 09:25 AM
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And organ donation of course. On my headstone I want "No trees were harmed in the dumping of this shithead's corpse" engraved. In times new roman font.
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05-09-2012, 09:52 AM
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Creamation then my ashes will be taken to a company that makes artificial reefs in Panama City FL where they will be added to the mixture for a reef ball that will be deployed in the Mexico Beach FL area.
Already set up
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05-09-2012, 10:52 AM
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05-09-2012, 10:56 AM
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I need a beer
 
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I want my ashes scattered in the ocean so I can feed the fish
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05-09-2012, 11:25 AM
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Why is it those funeral director guys are always the weirdest looking people on the planet?
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05-09-2012, 11:50 AM
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My father died when I was nine months old, and his grave - because it was in walking distance of both my grandmother's house and aunt's house - was a place I visited often. It was a very sad place for me. I don't want anyone to have that... I don't want my kid to remember that.
I want to be cremated and have my ashes spread out in the San Francisco Bay. Done. No sad place. If my kid wants to visit me, she can get a shrimp sandwich on the pier and eat it.
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05-09-2012, 11:53 AM
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05-09-2012, 12:22 PM
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I want to be "buried" naked and encased with a transparent fiber glass coffin filled with cow's milk. Instead of placing me six feet under, I'd want to be placed as a monument in front of the Town Square. As people pass by, they see my bloated body slowly rotting away, mixing with the milk.
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05-09-2012, 12:31 PM
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05-09-2012, 12:36 PM
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Yeah - Medical research is the way to go.
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05-09-2012, 01:16 PM
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I want to be burned and shitted all over.
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05-09-2012, 01:22 PM
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creative. I guess buried old fashion style.
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05-09-2012, 01:26 PM
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To tell you the truth, I would like to be cremated, have my ashes poured into a douche bag and run through one more time ;)
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 That's what my Dad did... He didn't want people to visit him at a cemetery, so he contacted the Neptune Society and arranged to be cremated, and his ashes spread in the Puget Sound, so that we can visit him when we go out boating and fishing (big activities for our Seattle-based family). I recently read about, and was surprised to learn how fast a dead body can decompose, even in a casket (strange things sometimes fascinate me): How long does it take for a human body to completely decompose after it's been embalmed? ADG |
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05-09-2012, 02:41 PM
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 arrrrr ahhhhhh
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05-09-2012, 03:31 PM
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A simple burial ceremony, I'd rather my family spend the rest of my life insurance..
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