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  • JenniDahling
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    • Jul 2005
    • 5285

    #1

    When you die...

    How would you want to be buried?

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...st_read_module


    Talk about going out in style!

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  • epitome
    So Fucking Lame
    • Jun 2009
    • 12156

    #2
    That's crazy. I just want to be cremated (had a fear as a kid of being buried alive) and have my ashes put in a wall at a cemetery so people can still visit me if they choose. I like to occasionally visit graves of loved ones and want people to have that choice with me.

    Keeping it simple.

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    • Mr Pheer
      So Fucking Banned
      • Dec 2002
      • 22083

      #3
      Cremate me and stick me in a reef somewhere. I promise I wont complain.

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      • barcodes
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        • Mar 2011
        • 2040

        #4

        I agree with epitome, I will probably do something similar.
        New technology every day though so you may get frozen instead.
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        • epitome
          So Fucking Lame
          • Jun 2009
          • 12156

          #5
          Originally posted by Mr Pheer
          Cremate me and stick me in a reef somewhere. I promise I wont complain.
          I love the ocean and would actually rather be spread there. If I outlive my parents and don't have kids, i will probably instruct my executor to do the ocean thing. My mom and probably kids would likely want a place to "visit" me in a way the ocean couldn't provide. Probably just depends on when I go but right now everybody knows my wishes of cremation and wall. My boyfriend has already said he's happy with whatever would make me happy.
          Last edited by epitome; 05-08-2012, 10:57 PM.

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          • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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            • Jul 2004
            • 38323

            #6


            This thread made me wonder if anyone has ever been cremated, had their ashes mixed with cannabis, and then had people smoke them at their funeral/wake? I heard that there is a rumor that is what happened with Tupac's ashes...

            Nevermind, I'm stoned...

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            • mchacal
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              • Aug 2007
              • 1078

              #7
              Bury me wrapped in a cloth, no coffin. I want to feed the soil
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              • Lichen
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                • May 2004
                • 1640

                #8
                Why would u care u fucking dead...

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                • CurrentlySober
                  Too lazy to wipe my ass
                  • Aug 2002
                  • 38957

                  #9
                  I'm gonna be cremated. I already have a video stored with the funeral directors with my 'last words' on it...

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                  • CurrentlySober
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                    • Aug 2002
                    • 38957

                    #10
                    Originally posted by NHunter
                    Why would u care u fucking dead...
                    Cause the funeral ISNT for the dead - Its for the living. Your last chance to make a final impression, on those who are still alive, and cared enough about you to attend you funeral.


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                    • ottopottomouse
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                      • Jan 2010
                      • 13177

                      #11
                      ↑ see post ↑
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                      • travs
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                        • Jul 2003
                        • 1631

                        #12


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                        • TurboAngel
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                          • Jun 2003
                          • 30122

                          #13
                          So I'm looking at all those crazy coffins only to come to this story.

                          http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...st_read_module


                          what a sick bitch she is.

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                          • Relentless
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                            • Aug 2006
                            • 5697

                            #14
                            In an open casket full of jellybeans with only my face visible on the surface. Add a Please Take Some sign with a small scoop and a roll of plastic bags so guests who pay their respects can all have some.


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                            • CaptainHowdy
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                              • Dec 2004
                              • 94744

                              #15
                              I can't die ...

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                              • candyflip
                                Carpe Visio
                                • Jul 2002
                                • 43069

                                #16
                                Part of my cremated remains are required to be flushed down a toilet. I hope my family will find me the best one possible.

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                                • bronco67
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                                  • Dec 2006
                                  • 29032

                                  #17
                                  I think caring about what happens to your body so much is narcissistic. Shoot me out of a howitzer, or dump me in an alligator infested swamp. Who gives a shit?

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                                  • OldJeff
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                                    • Feb 2003
                                    • 2491

                                    #18
                                    Use any parts to help whoever needs them, give the rest to a med school or a lab for study to help future generations. Anything else IMO is a waste
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                                    • Choopa_Pardo
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                                      • Apr 2012
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                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by OldJeff
                                      Use any parts to help whoever needs them, give the rest to a med school or a lab for study to help future generations. Anything else IMO is a waste
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                                      • Jman
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                                        • Sep 2003
                                        • 22838

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by oldjeff
                                        use any parts to help whoever needs them, give the rest to a med school or a lab for study to help future generations. Anything else imo is a waste
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                                        • Choopa Phil
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                                          • Apr 2009
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                                          #21
                                          I would donate my organs, however I want to die being 250lbs and shredded so there wont be a casket that can hold me.
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                                          • jMEGA
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                                            • Oct 2005
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                                            #22
                                            I bet this guy wishes he was buried instead
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                                            • Tom_PM
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                                              • Feb 2005
                                              • 16443

                                              #23
                                              To be honest, haven't really thought much about it. Too many funerals already. I mean, how many can you attend before you swear them off (including your own, heh)?

                                              Must be strange to be a funeral director and get completely oblivious and just go about your daily chores at work.

                                              Cremation is probably a decent way to go and relatives could keep a few ashes in a urn/jewelry if they wanted, or maybe I'll think of a nice place to be scattered.
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                                              • Jman
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                                                • Sep 2003
                                                • 22838

                                                #24
                                                Keith Richards snorted some of his dads ashes ;-)

                                                http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...ers-ashes.html
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                                                • Sly
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                                                  • Sep 2004
                                                  • 31377

                                                  #25
                                                  I think I'm donating my body to science.

                                                  When I'm dead… I don't care about boxes, dirt, or ashes.
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                                                  • Lykos
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                                                    • Apr 2003
                                                    • 31032

                                                    #26
                                                    I don't wanna die

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                                                    • scuba steve
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                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by OldJeff
                                                      Use any parts to help whoever needs them, give the rest to a med school or a lab for study to help future generations. Anything else IMO is a waste
                                                      i heard a rumor that if you have organ donation on your license and you get into a horrific accident, that emt or paramedics won't try as hard because they would rather harvest your organs to save 4 or 5 rather than just you

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                                                      • Evil Chris
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                                                        • Dec 2001
                                                        • 13249

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude


                                                        This thread made me wonder if anyone has ever been cremated, had their ashes mixed with cannabis, and then had people smoke them at their funeral/wake? I heard that there is a rumor that is what happened with Tupac's ashes...

                                                        Nevermind, I'm stoned...

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                                                        • brassmonkey
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                                                          • Sep 2005
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                                                          #29
                                                          i want my ashes put in cookies and fed to stoners at a rock concert
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                                                          • CDSmith
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                                                            • May 2001
                                                            • 51460

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by mchacal
                                                            Bury me wrapped in a cloth, no coffin. I want to feed the soil
                                                            Green funeral. I've decided to opt for that as well.

                                                            And organ donation of course.

                                                            On my headstone I want "No trees were harmed in the dumping of this shithead's corpse" engraved. In times new roman font.
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                                                            • mikesouth
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                                                              • Jun 2003
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                                                              #31
                                                              Creamation then my ashes will be taken to a company that makes artificial reefs in Panama City FL where they will be added to the mixture for a reef ball that will be deployed in the Mexico Beach FL area.

                                                              Already set up
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                                                              • mchacal
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                                                                • Aug 2007
                                                                • 1078

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Jman
                                                                Keith Richards snorted some of his dads ashes ;-)

                                                                http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...ers-ashes.html
                                                                I'm not surprised
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                                                                • Spunky
                                                                  I need a beer
                                                                  • Jun 2002
                                                                  • 133987

                                                                  #33
                                                                  I want my ashes scattered in the ocean so I can feed the fish

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                                                                  • SuckOnThis
                                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                                    • Oct 2003
                                                                    • 6844

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Why is it those funeral director guys are always the weirdest looking people on the planet?

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                                                                    • Rochard
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                                                                      • Dec 2001
                                                                      • 75733

                                                                      #35
                                                                      My father died when I was nine months old, and his grave - because it was in walking distance of both my grandmother's house and aunt's house - was a place I visited often. It was a very sad place for me. I don't want anyone to have that... I don't want my kid to remember that.

                                                                      I want to be cremated and have my ashes spread out in the San Francisco Bay. Done. No sad place. If my kid wants to visit me, she can get a shrimp sandwich on the pier and eat it.
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                                                                      • 2intense
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by ottopottomouse
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                                                                        • cthulhu_waves
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          I want to be "buried" naked and encased with a transparent fiber glass coffin filled with cow's milk. Instead of placing me six feet under, I'd want to be placed as a monument in front of the Town Square. As people pass by, they see my bloated body slowly rotting away, mixing with the milk.
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                                                                          • RebelR
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by Relentless
                                                                            In an open casket full of jellybeans with only my face visible on the surface. Add a Please Take Some sign with a small scoop and a roll of plastic bags so guests who pay their respects can all have some.
                                                                            Not sure if Jelly Belly has come up with Dead Guy flavor yet.. but I'm sure you could get it special ordered.. closesy they have is prolly vomit or dirt flavors. Anyway, your post gave me a good laugh.. thanks for that.
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                                                                            • EddyTheDog
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                                                                              • Jan 2011
                                                                              • 25433

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Yeah - Medical research is the way to go.

                                                                              Give the medical students a laugh...

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                                                                              • michael.kickass
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                I want to be burned and shitted all over.
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                                                                                • CurrentlySober
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by michael.kickass
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                                                                                  • John-ACWM
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    creative. I guess buried old fashion style.

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                                                                                    • Nikki_Licks
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                                                                                      • May 2005
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      To tell you the truth, I would like to be cremated, have my ashes poured into a douche bag and run through one more time ;)
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                                                                                      • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                                                                                        • Jul 2004
                                                                                        • 38323

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by Rochard

                                                                                        My father died when I was nine months old, and his grave - because it was in walking distance of both my grandmother's house and aunt's house - was a place I visited often. It was a very sad place for me. I don't want anyone to have that... I don't want my kid to remember that.

                                                                                        I want to be cremated and have my ashes spread out in the San Francisco Bay. Done. No sad place. If my kid wants to visit me, she can get a shrimp sandwich on the pier and eat it.


                                                                                        That's what my Dad did...

                                                                                        He didn't want people to visit him at a cemetery, so he contacted the Neptune Society and arranged to be cremated, and his ashes spread in the Puget Sound, so that we can visit him when we go out boating and fishing (big activities for our Seattle-based family).

                                                                                        I recently read about, and was surprised to learn how fast a dead body can decompose, even in a casket (strange things sometimes fascinate me):

                                                                                        How long does it take for a human body to completely decompose after it's been embalmed?



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                                                                                        • JenniDahling
                                                                                          Market Penetration Specialist
                                                                                          • Jul 2005
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by Relentless
                                                                                          In an open casket full of jellybeans with only my face visible on the surface. Add a Please Take Some sign with a small scoop and a roll of plastic bags so guests who pay their respects can all have some.
                                                                                          You should have a contest too... guess the amount of jellybeans, 6 winners gets to help carry you

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                                                                                          • JenniDahling
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                                                                                            • Jul 2005
                                                                                            • 5285

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by cthulhu_waves
                                                                                            I want to be "buried" naked and encased with a transparent fiber glass coffin filled with cow's milk. Instead of placing me six feet under, I'd want to be placed as a monument in front of the Town Square. As people pass by, they see my bloated body slowly rotting away, mixing with the milk.
                                                                                            I think it would be faster and more effective if you used Cocacola. Then we can see how soda affects the body and not just teeth like on Youtube.

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                                                                                            • 2012
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                                                                                              • Jul 2006
                                                                                              • 17189

                                                                                              #47

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                                                                                              • RyuLion
                                                                                                • Mar 2003
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                A simple burial ceremony, I'd rather my family spend the rest of my life insurance..

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