i have alot of fucking questions

[Amputate Your Head]

so rather than start a bunch of threads.... I'll ask them all here.

Have you ever had your assets frozen by the IRS?
Ever tried squid?
If you could live on a farm, would you?
Which color thumbtack do you prefer?
Blondes or brunettes?
Ever gone streaking? (Daytime or nighttime?)
Ever been caught fucking? (and by who?)
When was the last time you cleaned your bathroom(s)?
Do you know who Divine is?
Which set of years of your life do you regret or wish you could do over?
Do you like yogurt? (and if so, which flavors)
The main ingredient in a Slim Jim is 'Mechanically separated chicken': true or false
Are you happy?
If the Internet did not exist, what would most likely be doing? (Not what would you LIKE to be.... but what would you most LIKELY be doing)
Do you actually care about politics?
Believe in God?
Go to church?
Excercise daily?
What was your last personal accomplishment?
Ever screwed your girlfriend's friend?
Ever get caught screwing your girlfriend's friend?
Ever been stabbed or shot?
Ever rappeled down the face of a 6 story building?
Ever eat a whole jar of jalepenos just to see if you could?


more later.... that's a good start i think....

[d0se]

Have you ever had your assets frozen by the IRS?
NO
Ever tried squid?
YES
If you could live on a farm, would you?
NO
Which color thumbtack do you prefer?
BLACK
Blondes or brunettes?
BLONDES
Ever gone streaking? (Daytime or nighttime?)
NO
Ever been caught fucking? (and by who?)
YES PARENTS
When was the last time you cleaned your bathroom(s)?
WHATS A BATHROOM
Do you know who Divine is?
YES
Which set of years of your life do you regret or wish you could do over?
NONE
Do you like yogurt? (and if so, which flavors)
NO
The main ingredient in a Slim Jim is 'Mechanically separated chicken': true or false
FUCK KNOWS
Are you happy?
WHATS THAT MEAN?
If the Internet did not exist, what would most likely be doing?
MASTURBATING
(Not what would you LIKE to be.... but what would you most LIKELY be doing)
Do you actually care about politics?
KINDA
Believe in God?
KINDA
Go to church?
NO
Excercise daily?
NO
What was your last personal accomplishment?
TOOK A GOOD SHIT
Ever screwed your girlfriend's friend?
NO
Ever get caught screwing your girlfriend's friend?
NO
Ever been stabbed or shot?
NO
Ever rappeled down the face of a 6 story building?
NO
Ever eat a whole jar of jalepenos just to see if you could?
NO

[p{mpd0g]

Have you ever had your assets frozen by the IRS? no
Ever tried squid? yup
If you could live on a farm, would you? have before, didnt like it
Which color thumbtack do you prefer? blue
Blondes or brunettes? brunettes
Ever gone streaking? (Daytime or nighttime?) no
Ever been caught fucking? (and by who?) masturbating count? then yes by mom
When was the last time you cleaned your bathroom(s)? last week
Do you know who Divine is? nope
Which set of years of your life do you regret or wish you could do over? 99-00
Do you like yogurt? (and if so, which flavors) cherry
The main ingredient in a Slim Jim is 'Mechanically separated chicken': true or false true
Are you happy? for the 1st time in my life , yes.
If the Internet did not exist, what would most likely be doing?
(Not what would you LIKE to be.... but what would you most LIKELY be doing) sales
Do you actually care about politics? nope
Believe in God? nope
Go to church? nope
Excercise daily? nope
What was your last personal accomplishment? pilots license
Ever screwed your girlfriend's friend? nope
Ever get caught screwing your girlfriend's friend? nope
Ever been stabbed or shot? bbgun
Ever rappeled down the face of a 6 story building? nope
Ever eat a whole jar of jalepenos just to see if you could? nope

[Brown Bear]

Have you ever had your assets frozen by the IRS? No
Ever tried squid? No
If you could live on a farm, would you? No
Which color thumbtack do you prefer? Blue
Blondes or brunettes? Blondes
Ever gone streaking? (Daytime or nighttime?) Yes
Ever been caught fucking? (and by who?) No
When was the last time you cleaned your bathroom(s)? Yesterday
Do you know who Divine is? No
Which set of years of your life do you regret or wish you could do over? 18-24
Do you like yogurt? (and if so, which flavors) Yes, Strawberry
The main ingredient in a Slim Jim is 'Mechanically separated chicken': true or false True
Are you happy? Yes
If the Internet did not exist, what would most likely be doing (Not what would you LIKE to be.... but what would you most LIKELY be doing) Working in some other industry
Do you actually care about politics? Sort of
Believe in God? I believe in a higher power, but not any specific religion
Go to church? No
Excercise daily? No
What was your last personal accomplishment? I masturbated
Ever screwed your girlfriend's friend? No, I wish
Ever get caught screwing your girlfriend's friend? No
Ever been stabbed or shot? No
Ever rappeled down the face of a 6 story building? No
Ever eat a whole jar of jalepenos just to see if you could? No

[d0se]

Originally posted by p{mpd0g

What was your last personal accomplishment? pilots license

Cool! I'm seriously considering doing my PPL

[Amputate Your Head]

wow... you guys never heard of Divine???


rent the flick 'Pink Flamingo' sometime.... it's a real treat!

[Jakke PNG]

Have you ever had your assets frozen by the IRS? no
Ever tried squid?Yes
If you could live on a farm, would you?No
Which color thumbtack do you prefer?Thumbtack?
Blondes or brunettes?real, non siliconed Blondes
Ever gone streaking? (Daytime or nighttime?)What?
Ever been caught fucking? (and by who?)Yes. My uncle caught me with my ex gf.
When was the last time you cleaned your bathroom(s)?Never. GF does that
Do you know who Divine is?Not yet
Which set of years of your life do you regret or wish you could do over?10-15
Do you like yogurt? (and if so, which flavors)Vanilla and banana
The main ingredient in a Slim Jim is 'Mechanically separated chicken': true or falseI ain't get an idea
Are you happy?Yes
If the Internet did not exist, what would most likely be doing? (Not what would you LIKE to be.... but what would you most LIKELY be doing):Studying more atm
Do you actually care about politics?No
Believe in God?Hard one. I don't believe in the biblical God. some higher power yes
Go to church?No
Excercise daily?No
What was your last personal accomplishment? Starting my own company
Ever screwed your girlfriend's friend?No
Ever get caught screwing your girlfriend's friend?No
Ever been stabbed or shot?Yes
Ever rappeled down the face of a 6 story building?No
Ever eat a whole jar of jalepenos just to see if you could?I tried, failed

[KRL]

Have you ever had your assets frozen by the IRS? - NO

Ever tried squid? - YES

If you could live on a farm, would you? - NO

Which color thumbtack do you prefer? - CLEAR

Blondes or brunettes? - BOTH

Ever gone streaking? (Daytime or nighttime?) - NO

Ever been caught fucking? (and by who?) - YES, LAPD during car sex.

When was the last time you cleaned your bathroom(s)? SUNDAY

Do you know who Divine is? - I THINK SO

Which set of years of your life do you regret or wish you could do over? - NONE, BUT CERTAIN PEOPLE I WISH I NEVER MET.

Do you like yogurt? (and if so, which flavors) NO

The main ingredient in a Slim Jim is 'Mechanically separated chicken': TRUE

Are you happy? - YES

If the Internet did not exist, what would most likely be doing? - TELECOMMUNICATIONS

Do you actually care about politics? - YES

Believe in God? - YES

Go to church? - NO NEVER AGAIN

Excercise daily? - YES

What was your last personal accomplishment? SOFTWARE PATENT

Ever screwed your girlfriend's friend? - YES

Ever get caught screwing your girlfriend's friend? - SHE ASKED HER GIRLFRIEND TO TAKE CARE OF ME WHILE SHE WENT ON A TRIP.

Ever been stabbed or shot? NO - BUT 2 CLOSE CALLS

Ever rappeled down the face of a 6 story building? - NO

Ever eat a whole jar of jalepenos just to see if you could? - NO

QUESTION FOR YOU AMP:

DO YOU EVER SLEEP?

[Amputate Your Head]

Originally posted by KRL


QUESTION FOR YOU AMP:

DO YOU EVER SLEEP?

only when I absolutely have to.

[KRL]

Same here.

[Jimbo]

Have you ever had your assets frozen by the IRS?

no, I'm canadian ;)

Ever tried squid?

I'm canadian, remember? WTF is a squid?

If you could live on a farm, would you?

maybe with alot of marijuana plants and a dedicated T1 line

Which color thumbtack do you prefer?

WTF? pink?

Blondes or brunettes?

brunettes

Ever gone streaking? (Daytime or nighttime?)

is that like skating?

Ever been caught fucking? (and by who?)

yes, by my best friend.

When was the last time you cleaned your bathroom(s)?

a girl is in charge of that every tuesday.

Do you know who Divine is?

who cares, I know who I am ;)

Which set of years of your life do you regret or wish you could do over?

1992

Do you like yogurt? (and if so, which flavors)

fruit at bottom any flavor.

The main ingredient in a Slim Jim is 'Mechanically separated chicken': true or false

false, there's much more fucked things in that.

Are you happy?

yeah

If the Internet did not exist, what would most likely be doing? (Not what would you LIKE to be.... but what would you most LIKELY be doing)

programming.

Do you actually care about politics?

Yes, but let's not go deeper into that

Believe in God?

whats that?

Go to church?

don'T know that restaurant.

Excercise daily?

sort of, not at gym, but doing sports regularly.

What was your last personal accomplishment?

can'T remember, I was too drunk.

Ever screwed your girlfriend's friend?

no

Ever get caught screwing your girlfriend's friend?

no

Ever been stabbed or shot?

no

Ever rappeled down the face of a 6 story building?

no

Ever eat a whole jar of jalepenos just to see if you could?

no

more later.... that's a good start i think.... [/B][/QUOTE]

[Amputate Your Head]

I actually went to bed about 20 minutes ago.... laid there for about 5 minutes... then got up again. Couldn't sleep. (again)

had all these questions running through my head.

[Mark]

Have you ever had your assets frozen by the IRS? not yet
Ever tried squid? yes
If you could live on a farm, would you? been there, done that
Which color thumbtack do you prefer? red
Blondes or brunettes? both
Ever gone streaking? (Daytime or nighttime?) all the time
Ever been caught fucking? (and by who?) no
When was the last time you cleaned your bathroom(s)? no comment
Do you know who Divine is? yes
Which set of years of your life do you regret or wish you could do over? only the last 10
Do you like yogurt? (and if so, which flavors) yes, banana
The main ingredient in a Slim Jim is 'Mechanically separated chicken': true or false no idea
Are you happy? yes, except when I'm not
If the Internet did not exist, what would most likely be doing? milking cows
Do you actually care about politics? not since my student days
Believe in God? no
Go to church? no
Excercise daily? umm.. its the thought that counts, right?
What was your last personal accomplishment? waking up this morning
Ever screwed your girlfriend's friend? no
Ever get caught screwing your girlfriend's friend? no
Ever been stabbed or shot? no
Ever rappeled down the face of a 6 story building? no
Ever eat a whole jar of jalepenos just to see if you could? wtf are jalepenos?!


I have way too much time on my hands..

[twistyneck]

Have you ever had your assets frozen by the IRS? Sort of.

Ever tried squid? Yes.

If you could live on a farm, would you? Only if I didn't have to work.

Which color thumbtack do you prefer? Green

Blondes or brunettes? Brunettes

Ever gone streaking? (Daytime or nighttime?) No

Ever been caught fucking? (and by who?) Yes. The cops. heh.

When was the last time you cleaned your bathroom(s)? Never. Wife does it.

Do you know who Divine is? Yes

Which set of years of your life do you regret or wish you could do over? 1996 to 2001

Do you like yogurt? (and if so, which flavors) Yes, rasberry.

The main ingredient in a Slim Jim is 'Mechanically separated chicken': true or false Sure.

Are you happy? No, not really.

If the Internet did not exist, what would most likely be doing? (Not what would you LIKE to be.... but what would you most LIKELY be doing) Probably be working in a factory or something shitty like that.

Do you actually care about politics? No.

Believe in God? Sort of.

Go to church? No

Excercise daily? No.

What was your last personal accomplishment? Can't remember anything significant.

Ever screwed your girlfriend's friend? Got a blowjob off one once.

Ever get caught screwing your girlfriend's friend? No.

Ever been stabbed or shot? No.

Ever rappeled down the face of a 6 story building? No

Ever eat a whole jar of jalepenos just to see if you could? No.


Thank you for asking.

[Amputate Your Head]

here's my rundown:

Have you ever had your assets frozen by the IRS? No.
Ever tried squid? No.
If you could live on a farm, would you? No.
Which color thumbtack do you prefer? No preference, but mine are red.
Blondes or brunettes? Both.
Ever gone streaking? (Daytime or nighttime?) Yes. Nighttime.
Ever been caught fucking? (and by who?) Yes. By the other chick I was fucking in the other room.
When was the last time you cleaned your bathroom(s)? wha?
Do you know who Divine is? Yes.
Which set of years of your life do you regret or wish you could do over? Age 25 - 30.
Do you like yogurt? (and if so, which flavors) Yes. Pina Colada.
The main ingredient in a Slim Jim is 'Mechanically separated chicken': true or false True
Are you happy? Yes.
If the Internet did not exist, what would most likely be doing? (Not what would you LIKE to be.... but what would you most LIKELY be doing) Still driving a rig.
Do you actually care about politics? No.
Believe in God? No.
Go to church? No.
Excercise daily? No. (but I surf frequently)
What was your last personal accomplishment? Reconnected with my oldest son and are now able to speak with him.
Ever screwed your girlfriend's friend? Yes.
Ever get caught screwing your girlfriend's friend? Yes.
Ever been stabbed or shot? Yes.
Ever rappeled down the face of a 6 story building? Yes.
Ever eat a whole jar of jalepenos just to see if you could? Yes.

[p{mpd0g]

Originally posted by d0se

Cool! I'm seriously considering doing my PPL

you will not regret it.



unfortunately, i never got the hard copy.. cause i went away for awhile lol and the licence expired.. long story.. but i got it

[FATPad]

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
so rather than start a bunch of threads.... I'll ask them all here.

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
Have you ever had your assets frozen by the IRS?

No

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
Ever tried squid?

Yes

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
If you could live on a farm, would you?

Sure...why not?

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
Which color thumbtack do you prefer?

Blue

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
Blondes or brunettes?

Either. As long as they're naked for me.

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
Ever gone streaking? (Daytime or nighttime?)

No

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
Ever been caught fucking? (and by who?)

Yes

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
When was the last time you cleaned your bathroom(s)?

Errr...

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
Do you know who Divine is?

No

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
Which set of years of your life do you regret or wish you could do over?

12 to 21

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
Do you like yogurt? (and if so, which flavors)

Yes. French vanilla. Hate fruit in my yogurt. Not that I eat yogurt more than twice a year.

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
The main ingredient in a Slim Jim is 'Mechanically separated chicken': true or false

Wouldn't suprise me

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
Are you happy?

Yes

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
If the Internet did not exist, what would most likely be doing? (Not what would you LIKE to be.... but what would you most LIKELY be doing)

Software development at an insurance rating software company.

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
Do you actually care about politics?

Yes

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
Believe in God?

Sort of.

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
Go to church?

LOL

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
Excercise daily?

Depends...if sitting at my comp 14 hours a day is exercise, I'm a workout hound.

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
What was your last personal accomplishment?

Hmmmm...

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
Ever screwed your girlfriend's friend?

Yes

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
Ever get caught screwing your girlfriend's friend?

No

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
Ever been stabbed or shot?

Only by myself. Almost cut my finger off chopping up something once.

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
Ever rappeled down the face of a 6 story building?

I hate heights.

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
Ever eat a whole jar of jalepenos just to see if you could?

Ick

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

more later.... that's a good start i think....

[-=HUNGRYMAN=-]

Have you ever had your assets frozen by the IRS? Nope

Ever tried squid? Hell Yeah .. Calamari ROCKS !!

If you could live on a farm, would you? Depends what the farmer's daughter looked like ...

Which color thumbtack do you prefer? Red ... gets noticed

Blondes or brunettes? Definately Brunettes(weakness for Latinas and Punjabi girls)

Ever gone streaking? (Daytime or nighttime?) When I was like 8 years old ... night time

Ever been caught fucking? (and by who?) yep ... GF's sister, GF's mother, GF's sister again, GF's father ... all different occassions - her family thought I was some kind of pervert for some strange reason

When was the last time you cleaned your bathroom(s)? Funny you mentioned, but about 4 hours ago ...LOL

Do you know who Divine is? Your mama

Which set of years of your life do you regret or wish you could do over? none really

Do you like yogurt? (and if so, which flavors) plain to cook with, blueberry with breakfast

The main ingredient in a Slim Jim is 'Mechanically separated chicken': true or false probably true

Are you happy? overall, yes

If the Internet did not exist, what would most likely be doing? Still plowing snow and installing interlock (used to own my own landscaping company prior to coming online)

Do you actually care about politics? current events on CNN is about the extent of my political interest

Believe in God? Agnostic by chioce

Go to church? What's that ?!?

Excercise daily? No too fukkin cold to get out on my bike or go to gym lately ... usually try to 3-4 times a week though (have last 45 pounds since summer)

What was your last personal accomplishment? see last answer ^^

Ever screwed your girlfriend's friend? in my 20's (was a better lay too... Shhhhh!)

Ever get caught screwing your girlfriend's friend? No ... but told her years after we broke up ... (same girl who's family thought I was a pervert)

Ever been stabbed or shot? yep, shot (women think giving birth hurts ... they never took lead) ... also wrestled half of a steak knife from a guy (other half of knife was still in my doorman)

Ever rappeled down the face of a 6 story building? Have not had that pleasure yet

Ever eat a whole jar of jalepenos just to see if you could? Ummmm no ... but Jamaicain pickled peppers make Jalepenos seem like Fisher-Price ...

[vegasdude]

It suddenly occured to me... none of you want me on this mission

[chodadog]

Have you ever had your assets frozen by the IRS? <b>No.</b>
Ever tried squid? <b>Yes.</b>
If you could live on a farm, would you? <b>Probably not.</b>
Which color thumbtack do you prefer? <b>Can't say i care.</b>
Blondes or brunettes? <b>Brunettes.</b>
Ever gone streaking? (Daytime or nighttime?) <b>No.</b>
Ever been caught fucking? (and by who?) <b>No.</b>
When was the last time you cleaned your bathroom(s)? <b>Just yesterday actually.</b>
Do you know who Divine is? <b>No.</b>
Which set of years of your life do you regret or wish you could do over? <b>None.</b>
Do you like yogurt? (and if so, which flavors) <b>No.</b>
The main ingredient in a Slim Jim is 'Mechanically separated chicken': true or false <b>errr, true? I have no idea.</b>
Are you happy? <b>Yeah, but still a while to go before i'm completely happy.</b>
If the Internet did not exist, what would most likely be doing? (Not what would you LIKE to be.... but what would you most LIKELY be doing) <b>Network Engineering.</b>
Do you actually care about politics? <b>Certain issues, yes.</b>
Believe in God? <b>Yes.</b>
Go to church? <b>No.</b>
Excercise daily? <b>Lately, yes.</b>
What was your last personal accomplishment? <b>Helping a friend. Awww.</b>
Ever screwed your girlfriend's friend? <b>No.</b>
Ever get caught screwing your girlfriend's friend? <b>Yes. (what a paradox)</b>
Ever been stabbed or shot? <b>Only with a paintball.</b>
Ever rappeled down the face of a 6 story building? <b>Not quite that high.</b>
Ever eat a whole jar of jalepenos just to see if you could? <b>No.</b>

[gothweb]

so rather than start a bunch of threads.... I'll ask them all here.

Have you ever had your assets frozen by the IRS?
No.

Ever tried squid?
No.

If you could live on a farm, would you?
Maybe.

Which color thumbtack do you prefer?
The red ones. Or silver.

Blondes or brunettes?
Redheads.

Ever gone streaking? (Daytime or nighttime?)
No.

Ever been caught fucking? (and by who?)
No.

When was the last time you cleaned your bathroom(s)?
Me, personally? Um....

Do you know who Divine is?
Yes.

Which set of years of your life do you regret or wish you could do over?
15-21 sucked a lot.

Do you like yogurt? (and if so, which flavors)
No

The main ingredient in a Slim Jim is 'Mechanically separated chicken': true or false
Dunno.

Are you happy?
Not bad, thanks.

If the Internet did not exist, what would most likely be doing? (Not what would you LIKE to be.... but what would you most LIKELY be doing)
Actually working on my flippin' degree.

Do you actually care about politics?
Sometimes.

Believe in God?
No.

Go to church?
No.

Excercise daily?
No.

What was your last personal accomplishment?
I got up 3 hours earlier than normal today. It's all about the little things.

Ever screwed your girlfriend's friend?
Sadly, no.

Ever get caught screwing your girlfriend's friend?
No.

Ever been stabbed or shot?
No.

Ever rappeled down the face of a 6 story building?
No.

Ever eat a whole jar of jalepenos just to see if you could?
No.

[421Fill]

Have you ever had your assets frozen by the IRS?
not yet. lol

Ever tried squid?
hell fucking no.

If you could live on a farm, would you?
ayuh.

Which color thumbtack do you prefer?
clear

Blondes or brunettes?
brunettes

Ever gone streaking? (Daytime or nighttime?)
I wish.

Ever been caught fucking? (and by who?)
Yes. Don't remember who, though.

When was the last time you cleaned your bathroom(s)?
a lonnnngggg time ago... my girlfriend does it cuz I don't know how. lol

Do you know who Divine is?
nuh uh

Which set of years of your life do you regret or wish you could do over?
15-18

Do you like yogurt? (and if so, which flavors)
only fruit on the bottom stuff.

The main ingredient in a Slim Jim is 'Mechanically separated chicken': true or false
very true and very disturbing

Are you happy?
yep yep

If the Internet did not exist, what would most likely be doing?(Not what would you LIKE to be.... but what would you most LIKELY be doing)
I'd still be a plumber. Or The President of the US

Do you actually care about politics?
nope

Believe in God?
don't know

Go to church?
no, but my kids do.

Excercise daily?
It's all relative, isn't it?

What was your last personal accomplishment?
Quit smoking cigarettes

Ever screwed your girlfriend's friend?
nope

Ever get caught screwing your girlfriend's friend?
n/a

Ever been stabbed or shot?
stabbed in the leg. Had a bullet graze my head. ( I grew up in the barrio )

Ever rappeled down the face of a 6 story building?
no, but a 200 foot cliff. Hated it.

Ever eat a whole jar of jalepenos just to see if you could?
no way jose'

[vegasdude]

my question is:

what do you all do for fun around here

[-=HUNGRYMAN=-]

Great Q's Amp !!!

Can hardley wait for Round II

[lustbin]

Have you ever had your assets frozen by the IRS?
NO
Ever tried squid?
NO
If you could live on a farm, would you?
NO
Which color thumbtack do you prefer?
BLACK
Blondes or brunettes?
BRUNETTE
Ever gone streaking? (Daytime or nighttime?)
YES - BOTH
Ever been caught fucking? (and by who?)
YES - HOUSEMATES / AN EX-
When was the last time you cleaned your bathroom(s)?
HMMMMM
Do you know who Divine is?
NO COMMENT
Which set of years of your life do you regret or wish you could do over?
21 OVER AND OVER. 3-WAY WITH 2 TEEN QUEENS. AMEN.
Do you like yogurt? (and if so, which flavors)
FUCK NO.
The main ingredient in a Slim Jim is 'Mechanically separated chicken': true or false
PROBABLY TRUE.
Are you happy?
GETTING THERE!
If the Internet did not exist, what would most likely be doing? (Not what would you LIKE to be.... but what would you most LIKELY be doing)
PLAYING THE GUITAR.
Do you actually care about politics?
SOMETIMES
Believe in God?
SOME FORM OF IT, SURE.
Go to church?
NO
Excercise daily?
NO
What was your last personal accomplishment?
2 YEAR CONTRACT FROM HELL. FINISHED TO SATISFACTION.
Ever screwed your girlfriend's friend?
NO
Ever get caught screwing your girlfriend's friend?
NO
Ever been stabbed or shot?
NO
Ever rappeled down the face of a 6 story building?
YES
Ever eat a whole jar of jalepenos just to see if you could?
NO ... but andy capp hot fries.... yes.

[kmanrox]

amps post edited with answers

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
so rather than start a bunch of threads.... I'll ask them all here.

Have you ever had your assets frozen by the IRS? - no
Ever tried squid? - yes, ate some yesterday actually
If you could live on a farm, would you? - yes, it would have to be very nice though and perty
Which color thumbtack do you prefer? i prefer default silver
Blondes or brunettes? blondes, duh!
Ever gone streaking? (Daytime or nighttime?) many times
Ever been caught fucking? (and by who?) yes, who hasnt? caught by mom, caught by exwife having sex with myself
When was the last time you cleaned your bathroom(s)? its been over 7 years since i had to do that for myself
Do you know who Divine is? black porn star?
Which set of years of your life do you regret or wish you could do over? highschool, i would have not been a cool kid, been a nerd, and id be much more well off than i am now i recon
Do you like yogurt? (and if so, which flavors) no, it's for homos
The main ingredient in a Slim Jim is 'Mechanically separated chicken': true or false -- false
Are you happy? so-so
If the Internet did not exist, what would most likely be doing? -- id still be a Marine (Not what would you LIKE to be.... but what would you most LIKELY be doing)
Do you actually care about politics? -- yes, but i dont pay too much attention because theres already a gazillion people watchdogging, no need to stress myself out, right?
Believe in God? not sure
Go to church? no
Excercise daily? 5 days a week, daily is not conducive to muscle gaining or a healthy traning program in general
What was your last personal accomplishment? -- fivesome with 4 young thai girls(teens) and me
Ever screwed your girlfriend's friend? how about my friends exgirlfriend? if so, yes 3 weeks ago
Ever get caught screwing your girlfriend's friend? no
Ever been stabbed or shot? yes, my hand was stabbed gripping the knife blade out of my exwife's brother's hand after i kicked his ass for hitting my exwife (then she was my gf).. (the knife was pulled on me because he didnt want his ass beat anymore... hell, somebody had to show him what it felt like ,right?)
Ever rappeled down the face of a 6 story building? yes, in the Marines, and it was just a 6 story wall, not a building per se
Ever eat a whole jar of jalepenos just to see if you could? no, im not *that* stupid


more later.... that's a good start i think....

[Joe Sixpack]

Have you ever had your assets frozen by the IRS?
NO

Ever tried squid?
YES

If you could live on a farm, would you?
NO

Which color thumbtack do you prefer?
NO PREFERENCE

Blondes or brunettes?
BOTH

Ever gone streaking? (Daytime or nighttime?)
NIGHTTIME

Ever been caught fucking? (and by who?)
NO

When was the last time you cleaned your bathroom(s)?
CAN'T REMEMBER

Do you know who Divine is?
STAR OF PINK FLAMINGOS

Which set of years of your life do you regret or wish you could do over?
2000-2001

Do you like yogurt? (and if so, which flavors)
YES, FRUIT FLAVOURS

The main ingredient in a Slim Jim is 'Mechanically separated chicken': true or false
WHAT THE FUCK IS A SLIM JIM?

Are you happy?
NO

If the Internet did not exist, what would most likely be doing?
(Not what would you LIKE to be.... but what would you most LIKELY be doing)
SALES REP FOR SOMEONE

Do you actually care about politics?
YES

Believe in God?
NO WAY

Go to church?
NO FUCKING WAY

Excercise daily?
NO

What was your last personal accomplishment?
UMM....

Ever screwed your girlfriend's friend?
NO

Ever get caught screwing your girlfriend's friend?
NO

Ever been stabbed or shot?
NO

Ever rappeled down the face of a 6 story building?
NO

Ever eat a whole jar of jalepenos just to see if you could?
YES, PICKELED JALAPENOS

[Jakke PNG]

What the hell is a thumbtack?

[SquarePants]

Have you ever had your assets frozen by the IRS?

No

Ever tried squid?

Yes

If you could live on a farm, would you?

Been there, done that.

Which color thumbtack do you prefer?

Red

Blondes or brunettes?

Brunette

Ever gone streaking? (Daytime or nighttime?)

No

Ever been caught fucking? (and by who?)

Yes, GF Kids.

When was the last time you cleaned your bathroom(s)?

Last week

Do you know who Divine is?

A fish??

Which set of years of your life do you regret or wish you could do over?

36-38

Do you like yogurt? (and if so, which flavors)

No

The main ingredient in a Slim Jim is 'Mechanically separated chicken': true or false

True

Are you happy?

Sometimes

If the Internet did not exist, what would most likely be doing? (Not what would you LIKE to be.... but what would you most LIKELY be doing)

Sales

Do you actually care about politics?

Yes

Believe in God?

Yes

Go to church?

No

Excercise daily?

No

What was your last personal accomplishment?

Starting own business

Ever screwed your girlfriend's friend?

Yes, not current GF

Ever get caught screwing your girlfriend's friend?

No

Ever been stabbed or shot?

Yes, stabbed, been threatened to be shot 4 X

Ever rappeled down the face of a 6 story building?

No

Ever eat a whole jar of jalepenos just to see if you could?

Not that crazy

[LadyMischief]

Have you ever had your assets frozen by the IRS?
No, I'm a Canadian
Ever tried squid? Yes, and I love it.
If you could live on a farm, would you? I DO live on a farm.
Which color thumbtack do you prefer? Gold, makes me feel rich.
Blondes or brunettes? Both, preferably with me in the middle.
Ever gone streaking? (Daytime or nighttime?) Yep
Ever been caught fucking? (and by who?) Yep, by my husband's grandmother... ugh.
When was the last time you cleaned your bathroom(s)? Yesterday
Do you know who Divine is? Yep
Which set of years of your life do you regret or wish you could do over? None, they all made me who I am today.
Do you like yogurt? (and if so, which flavors) Vanilla and Cappunccino
The main ingredient in a Slim Jim is 'Mechanically separated chicken': true or false Probably true
Are you happy? Infinately, with small episodes of almostbutnotquitehappy, and infinitely annoyed. But overall, happy.
If the Internet did not exist, what would most likely be doing? Training horses or taking pictures.

Do you actually care about politics? THey all suck.
Believe in God? I'm wiccan. I believe in a god and a goddess.
Go to church? See above.
Excercise daily? 2 hours every day.
What was your last personal accomplishment? Made it through yesterday.
Ever screwed your girlfriend's friend? Yeah, but my girlfriend was there too.
Ever get caught screwing your girlfriend's friend? No, but I've been watched. I should try the "caught" scenerio.
Ever been stabbed or shot? Someone TRIED to stab me once. She wasn't successful.
Ever rappeled down the face of a 6 story building? No but I've storied the rappel of a 6 story building.
Ever eat a whole jar of jalepenos just to see if you could? Yep, I do regularly. I rather enjoy very hot foods.

[demented]

Originally posted by TeenGodFather
What the hell is a thumbtack?

Its kinda like a nail with a small plastic handle thingy on the end. Use it to hold papers and other things into a wall or a tackboard. lol

[amadman]

Have you ever had your assets frozen by the IRS? NO
Ever tried squid? NO
If you could live on a farm, would you? Was raised on a farm and it was ok.
Which color thumbtack do you prefer? Black
Blondes or brunettes? Blondes
Ever gone streaking? (Daytime or nighttime?) Never
Ever been caught fucking? (and by who?) Some close calls so maybe...
When was the last time you cleaned your bathroom(s)? Never...
Do you know who Divine is? Nope
Which set of years of your life do you regret or wish you could do over? 14-25
Do you like yogurt? (and if so, which flavors)
The main ingredient in a Slim Jim is 'Mechanically separated chicken': true or false. Dont know.
Are you happy? Yes
If the Internet did not exist, what would most likely be doing? (Not what would you LIKE to be.... but what would you most LIKELY be doing)Starving
Do you actually care about politics? not really
Believe in God? A higher power of somekind
Go to church? nope
Excercise daily? no
What was your last personal accomplishment? I quit just about everything self distructive.
Ever screwed your girlfriend's friend? no
Ever get caught screwing your girlfriend's friend? no
Ever been stabbed or shot? no
Ever rappeled down the face of a 6 story building? I have rappeled but not down a 6 story building
Ever eat a whole jar of jalepenos just to see if you could? No

[escorpio]

Have you ever had your assets frozen by the IRS? YES
Ever tried squid? YES
If you could live on a farm, would you? MAYBE
Which color thumbtack do you prefer? DON"T CARE
Blondes or brunettes? PUSSY
Ever gone streaking? (Daytime or nighttime?) NO
Ever been caught fucking? (and by who?) YES. SECURITY GUARD.
When was the last time you cleaned your bathroom(s)? LAST WEEK
Do you know who Divine is? YES
Which set of years of your life do you regret or wish you could do over? 1993
Do you like yogurt? (and if so, which flavors) NO
The main ingredient in a Slim Jim is 'Mechanically separated chicken': true or false TRUE (?)
Are you happy? YES
If the Internet did not exist, what would most likely be doing? D(Not what would you LIKE to be.... but what would you most LIKELY be doing) DON"T KNOW
Do you actually care about politics? NO
Believe in God? NO
Go to church? NO
Excercise daily? NO
What was your last personal accomplishment? SIGN UP
Ever screwed your girlfriend's friend? YES
Ever get caught screwing your girlfriend's friend? GIRLFRIEND HELPED
Ever been stabbed or shot? NO
Ever rappeled down the face of a 6 story building? NO
Ever eat a whole jar of jalepenos just to see if you could? FUCK NO


more later.... that's a good start i think....


__________________

[primo DM]

Nope, hope i never do!

I used to work in the kitchen of a seafood restaurant, i hate seafood now, never tried it

Most certainly would, its where i hope to be someday

The clear ones.

One of each! if only one: blonde

Indoors, might as well of been daytime.

Yea, got caught taking some girls virginity in HS by my mom.

Week or two ago, shower needs to be cleaned up soon.

Nope, but with a name like that i bet she is in porno.

Like all of HS, as i just turned 20, aint got a lot to choose from.

YUck!

Wouldnt know.

IM happy, and im high, i wonder if they are related.

Probably something engineering related as my father is architect.

I care about my freedoms in life, fuck politics though.

For the most part, yea.

Only when grandma makes me.

Not on your life

buying my first car. jeep wrangler "rubicon" 2003

yea, quite a few of them, in fact, now that you mention it, one of them was the one i got walked in on with.

yeah, by my mom

been threatened with them a time or two.

why in the hell would i do this, given the chance to do it i probably would though.

now thats just retarded.

[Filter]

Have you ever had your assets frozen by the IRS? NO
Ever tried squid? YES
If you could live on a farm, would you? NO
Which color thumbtack do you prefer? Dunno
Blondes or brunettes? Brunettes
Ever gone streaking? (Daytime or nighttime?) yes
Ever been caught fucking? (and by who?) yes, classmates
When was the last time you cleaned your bathroom(s)? 1-2 months ago
Do you know who Divine is? YES
Which set of years of your life do you regret or wish you could do over? THE FIRST 20
Do you like yogurt? (and if so, which flavors) banana
The main ingredient in a Slim Jim is 'Mechanically separated chicken': true or false - DUNNO
Are you happy? NO
If the Internet did not exist, what would most likely be doing? Working at McDonald's
Do you actually care about politics? YES
Believe in God? YES
Go to church? NO
Excercise daily? NO
What was your last personal accomplishment? put up a "NO COMMERCIALS"-sign on my mailbox
Ever screwed your girlfriend's friend? NO
Ever get caught screwing your girlfriend's friend? NO
Ever been stabbed or shot? NO
Ever rappeled down the face of a 6 story building? NO
Ever eat a whole jar of jalepenos just to see if you could? HELL NO!

[Monique Niccole]

Have you ever had your assets frozen by the IRS?
No
Ever tried squid?
Yes
If you could live on a farm, would you?
I have and I (sort of) still do.
Which color thumbtack do you prefer?
Blue
Blondes or brunettes?
Brunettes
Ever gone streaking? (Daytime or nighttime?)
No
Ever been caught fucking? (and by who?)
Caught--no. Watched--yes.
When was the last time you cleaned your bathroom(s)?
Today. I promise.
Do you know who Divine is?
No
Which set of years of your life do you regret or wish you could do over?
None of them. Live without regrets.
Do you like yogurt? (and if so, which flavors)
Yes. Strawberry and peach.
The main ingredient in a Slim Jim is 'Mechanically separated chicken': true or false
True?
Are you happy?
Hmmm...sort of.
If the Internet did not exist, what would most likely be doing? (Not what would you LIKE to be.... but what would you most LIKELY be doing)
music industry stuff--booking
Do you actually care about politics?
Only to the extent that it affects me. I'm selfish.
Believe in God?
Yes
Go to church?
Yes
Excercise daily?
Probably not daily. I do situps during the Today show and I try to do yoga semi-regularly.
What was your last personal accomplishment?
getting out of bed
Ever screwed your girlfriend's friend?
No
Ever get caught screwing your girlfriend's friend?
No
Ever been stabbed or shot?
God no
Ever rappeled down the face of a 6 story building?
No. Why would I do that?
Ever eat a whole jar of jalepenos just to see if you could?
No

[Tala]

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
so rather than start a bunch of threads.... I'll ask them all here.

Have you ever had your assets frozen by the IRS?
Ever tried squid?
If you could live on a farm, would you?
Which color thumbtack do you prefer?
Blondes or brunettes?
Ever gone streaking? (Daytime or nighttime?)
Ever been caught fucking? (and by who?)
When was the last time you cleaned your bathroom(s)?
Do you know who Divine is?
Which set of years of your life do you regret or wish you could do over?
Do you like yogurt? (and if so, which flavors)
The main ingredient in a Slim Jim is 'Mechanically separated chicken': true or false
Are you happy?
If the Internet did not exist, what would most likely be doing? (Not what would you LIKE to be.... but what would you most LIKELY be doing)
Do you actually care about politics?
Believe in God?
Go to church?
Excercise daily?
What was your last personal accomplishment?
Ever screwed your girlfriend's friend?
Ever get caught screwing your girlfriend's friend?
Ever been stabbed or shot?
Ever rappeled down the face of a 6 story building?
Ever eat a whole jar of jalepenos just to see if you could?


more later.... that's a good start i think....

Answers:
No.

Yes (it's not a great flavor, or maybe I just had it in a bad restaurant)

No. I grew up one one.

Black pushpins.

Black girls.

Yes. (night)

Yes. ( His mom)

Sunday.

Vaguely.

18-23.

Yes. Most all of them except plain.

Don't know, don't eat it.

Content at this moment. Could certainly be happier.

Majoring in journalism, bored out of my mind.

I care about MY politics. To be honest, politics is just an advanced form of asskissing.

No. I'm agnostic.

No. See above answer.

No. Every other day. I feel it best togive my muscle time to repair and relax.

Telling my ex to get bent, I'm not his goddamn slave.

Nope.

Nope.

Nope.

Nope. But bungee jumping off a bridge in WA state was fun.

Ick. No thanks.

[DrGuile]

Have you ever had your assets frozen by the IRS?
No, canada here

Ever tried squid?
no

If you could live on a farm, would you?
no, boring, no high-speed net

Which color thumbtack do you prefer?
green

Blondes or brunettes?
brunettes

Ever gone streaking? (Daytime or nighttime?)
no

Ever been caught fucking? (and by who?)
no

When was the last time you cleaned your bathroom(s)?
no ;)

Do you know who Divine is?
no

Which set of years of your life do you regret or wish you could do over?
Right here, right now. Life rocks

Do you like yogurt? (and if so, which flavors)
yes, black cherry is best

The main ingredient in a Slim Jim is 'Mechanically separated chicken': true or false
probably false.

Are you happy?
Yes, I think so

If the Internet did not exist, what would most likely be doing? (Not what would you LIKE to be.... but what would you most LIKELY be doing)
Computers probably, or radio.

Do you actually care about politics?
Yes

Believe in God?
No

Go to church?
No

Excercise daily?
Yes

What was your last personal accomplishment?
Buying a condo

Ever screwed your girlfriend's friend?
No

Ever get caught screwing your girlfriend's friend?
No

Ever been stabbed or shot?
No

Ever rappeled down the face of a 6 story building?
No

Ever eat a whole jar of jalepenos just to see if you could?
No

[Rep]

Have you ever had your assets frozen by the IRS?
No

Ever tried squid?
Yes, very tasty rubber.

If you could live on a farm, would you?
Yes, farm sex content.

Which color thumbtack do you prefer?
Mixed, I try to keep 40% black thumbtacks (equal oppourtunity employer)

Blondes or brunettes?
Brunettes

Ever gone streaking? (Daytime or nighttime?)
Yes, both

Ever been caught fucking? (and by who?)
Several times, most hilarious is when I was 16 and blew a load on my girlfriend's chin right as her mom came in

When was the last time you cleaned your bathroom(s)?
Yesterday

Do you know who Divine is?
No


..i quit.

[PersianKitty]

Have you ever had your assets frozen by the IRS? No
Ever tried squid? No
If you could live on a farm, would you?
No
Which color thumbtack do you prefer? Blue
Blondes or brunettes? Brunettes
Ever gone streaking? (Daytime or nighttime?) No
Ever been caught fucking? (and by who?) No
When was the last time you cleaned your bathroom(s)? Last Friday
Do you know who Divine is? Yes
Which set of years of your life do you regret or wish you could do over? None
Do you like yogurt? (and if so, which flavors) Yes, most flavors except plain.
The main ingredient in a Slim Jim is 'Mechanically separated chicken': true or false False
Are you happy? Mostly
If the Internet did not exist, what would most likely be doing? (Not what would you LIKE to be.... but what would you most LIKELY be doing) Accounting manager in some office
Do you actually care about politics? Somewhat
Believe in God? Somewhat
Go to church? Rarely
Excercise daily? 3-4 times a week
What was your last personal accomplishment? Finishing paying off my ex
Ever screwed your girlfriend's friend? No
Ever get caught screwing your girlfriend's friend? No
Ever been stabbed or shot? No
Ever rappeled down the face of a 6 story building? No
Ever eat a whole jar of jalepenos just to see if you could? No

[UncleJimmy]

Have you ever had your assets frozen by the IRS? NO

Ever tried squid? YES, many times in Korea (dried, fried, etc)

If you could live on a farm, would you? YES (boob farm)

Which color thumbtack do you prefer? RED

Blondes or brunettes? BRUNETTES

Ever gone streaking? (Daytime or nighttime?) NOT YET

Ever been caught fucking? (and by who?) YES by g/f's friend

When was the last time you cleaned your bathroom(s)? Cleaned 3 days ago roughly

Do you know who Divine is? Sounds vaguely familiar...

Which set of years of your life do you regret or wish you could do over? PAST 4

Do you like yogurt? (and if so, which flavors) YES (all flavors)

The main ingredient in a Slim Jim is 'Mechanically separated chicken': NOT SURE

Are you happy? MOST OF THE TIME

If the Internet did not exist, what would most likely be doing?
(Not what would you LIKE to be.... but what would you most LIKELY be doing) - Private Practice / Professional Consultant using my degree & certification somehow

Do you actually care about politics? YES

Believe in God? YES

Go to church? NO

Excercise daily? YES

What was your last personal accomplishment? Hmm, depends on what you define as a personal accomplishment, I just took a shit last night that was pretty nifty.

Ever screwed your girlfriend's friend? NO

Ever get caught screwing your girlfriend's friend? NO

Ever been stabbed or shot? NO

Ever rappeled down the face of a 6 story building? NO

Ever eat a whole jar of jalepenos just to see if you could? NO

[Honeyslut]

Have you ever had your assets frozen by the IRS?
Hell no
Ever tried squid? Nope
If you could live on a farm, would you?
yes , I do and thank god for satelite connections

Which color thumbtack do you prefer?
red
Blondes or brunettes? nope
as longs as he's horny

Ever gone streaking? (Daytime or nighttime?)
just skinny dipping in the pool
Ever been caught fucking? (and by who?)

Cop. First boyfriend in car..
When was the last time you cleaned your bathroom(s)?
Last week
Do you know who Divine is?
Hell no. I am a rocker
Which set of years of your life do you regret or wish you could do over?

Teens so I could pick a new Orothdentist and doctor to check my back..

86 before May. Take my Dad to the doctor..

Do you like yogurt? (and if so, which flavors) Yes. All flavors. I eat it every morning with grape nuts
The main ingredient in a Slim Jim is 'Mechanically separated chicken': true or false
Huh?
Are you happy? Yes, sir
If the Internet did not exist, what would most likely be doing?
(Not what would you LIKE to be.... but what would you most LIKELY be doing) Running my book/gift /comic store
Do you actually care about politics?
I listen and observe
Believe in God? Yes

Go to church? Seeing the pastor's wife have a fling with a deacon kinda killed that theory..
Excercise daily? walking

What was your last personal accomplishment? Raising two great kids

Ever screwed your girlfriend's friend? HE TRIED......

Ever get caught screwing your girlfriend's friend? nope
Ever been stabbed or shot? NOPE
Ever rappeled down the face of a 6 story building? NOPE
Ever eat a whole jar of jalepenos just to see if you could? nope

[Dawgy]

Have you ever had your assets frozen by the IRS?
no
Ever tried squid?
yes
If you could live on a farm, would you?
if there are cute farmer boys nearby
Which color thumbtack do you prefer?
clear
Blondes or brunettes?
blonde
Ever gone streaking? (Daytime or nighttime?)
yes
Ever been caught fucking? (and by who?)
yes. his brother.
When was the last time you cleaned your bathroom(s)?
saturday
Do you know who Divine is?
no
Which set of years of your life do you regret or wish you could do over?
18-24
Do you like yogurt? (and if so, which flavors)
no
The main ingredient in a Slim Jim is 'Mechanically separated chicken': true or false
yes
Are you happy?
no
If the Internet did not exist, what would most likely be doing? (Not what would you LIKE to be.... but what would you most LIKELY be doing)
architecture
Do you actually care about politics?
no
Believe in God?
no
Go to church?
yes, just to see the altar boys
Excercise daily?
does masturbation count?
What was your last personal accomplishment?
filling out this form.
Ever screwed your girlfriend's friend?
boyfriends friend, yes.
Ever get caught screwing your girlfriend's friend?
yes.
Ever been stabbed or shot?
no
Ever rappeled down the face of a 6 story building?
no
Ever eat a whole jar of jalepenos just to see if you could?
no

[goBigtime]

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


Ever screwed your girlfriend's friend?
Ever get caught screwing your girlfriend's friend?
Ever been stabbed or shot?
Ever rappeled down the face of a 6 story building?

I'm thinking those 4 are grouped together for a reason

[Sarah_Jayne]

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
so rather than start a bunch of threads.... I'll ask them all here.

Have you ever had your assets frozen by the IRS?
No

Ever tried squid?
Yes, like it but only when it isn't too chilled and chewy

If you could live on a farm, would you?
Not the killing animals type

Which color thumbtack do you prefer?
red

Blondes or brunettes?
brunette

Ever gone streaking? (Daytime or nighttime?)
Does flashing the classroom from the backrow in second grade count (only one kid saw, I hid from him for the next 10 years)

Ever been caught fucking? (and by who?)
Not really.

When was the last time you cleaned your bathroom(s)?
Um, I really need to do that.

Do you know who Divine is?
You mean, was.

Which set of years of your life do you regret or wish you could do over?
High school, I was smarter than that but was a depressed kid.

Do you like yogurt? (and if so, which flavors)
Sometimes, Strawberry

The main ingredient in a Slim Jim is 'Mechanically separated chicken': true or false
um, dunno haven't had one in about a decade.

Are you happy?
At the moment yes.

If the Internet did not exist, what would most likely be doing? (Not what would you LIKE to be.... but what would you most LIKELY be doing)
Writing

Do you actually care about politics?
I have an honours degree in politics now, so I better.

Believe in God?
Um, siding on no.

Go to church?
I go to a church every week but only cause my WW meeting is there.

Excercise daily?
No, couple times a week these days.

What was your last personal accomplishment?
Finishing my degrees

Ever screwed your girlfriend's friend?
Yeah but she was involved

Ever get caught screwing your girlfriend's friend?
see above

Ever been stabbed or shot?
no

Ever rappeled down the face of a 6 story building?
no

Ever eat a whole jar of jalepenos just to see if you could?
don't think I have ever had a whole jalepeno let alone a jar, i'm wimpy with hot food.

[Ludedude]

so rather than start a bunch of threads.... I'll ask them all here.

Have you ever had your assets frozen by the IRS?

No

Ever tried squid?

Yes, love it.


If you could live on a farm, would you?

Prolly not; depends what part of the world the farm was in.

Which color thumbtack do you prefer?

yellow or red

Blondes or brunettes?

YES!

Ever gone streaking? (Daytime or nighttime?)

Nope

Ever been caught fucking? (and by who?)

Yes, my mom LOL

When was the last time you cleaned your bathroom(s)?

5 days ago

Do you know who Divine is?

yes

Which set of years of your life do you regret or wish you could do over?

The 9 I was with my ex-wife.

Do you like yogurt? (and if so, which flavors)

Yes, strawberry, mixed berries

The main ingredient in a Slim Jim is 'Mechanically separated chicken': true or false

True

Are you happy?

Yes

If the Internet did not exist, what would most likely be doing? (Not what would you LIKE to be.... but what would you most LIKELY be doing)

Jeweler

Do you actually care about politics?

Not a whit

Believe in God?

No

Go to church?

No

Excercise daily?

No

What was your last personal accomplishment?

Not sure how to answer that. I woke up...

Ever screwed your girlfriend's friend?

Yep

Ever get caught screwing your girlfriend's friend?

Yep

Ever been stabbed or shot?

Sorta, well, threatened with a gun during a home invasion...and then tied up with duct tape and beaten with a sock full of quarters. repeatedly.


Ever rappeled down the face of a 6 story building?

Nope

Ever eat a whole jar of jalepenos just to see if you could?

Not a whole jar, but I eat the tings like candy.


more later.... that's a good start i think....

OK. feeling lonely today?

[ZoiNk]

<UL>
<LI>Have you ever had your assets frozen by the IRS?

No, not american either

<LI>Ever tried squid?

I don't believe so, but I possibly have.

<LI>If you could live on a farm, would you?

No, I don't like always being dirty

<LI>Which color thumbtack do you prefer?

Blue

<LI>Blondes or brunettes?

Any as long as they have long curly hair

<LI>Ever gone streaking? (Daytime or nighttime?)

Does my apartment count with windows open? Otherwise, no

<LI>Ever been caught fucking? (and by who?)

Nope

<LI>When was the last time you cleaned your bathroom(s)?

A few weeks ago, maybe a month

<LI>Do you know who Divine is?

A band, but you might not be meaning that.

<LI>Which set of years of your life do you regret or wish you could do over?

14-18, so I would graduate highschool.

<LI>Do you like yogurt? (and if so, which flavors)

Can't eat it anymore b/c of lactose intolerance, otherwise it would be blueberry or strawberry

<LI>The main ingredient in a Slim Jim is 'Mechanically separated chicken': true or false

I would suspect it would be 'Mechanically separated beef, so false

<LI>Are you happy?

I am content, not happy, not sad. I love meds


<LI>If the Internet did not exist, what would most likely be doing? (Not what would you LIKE to be.... but what would you most LIKELY be doing)

Working Fast food

<LI>Do you actually care about politics?

Yes, it influences us all. Espially in the porn world.

<LI>Believe in God?

Yes, I do

<LI>Go to church?

Not for 3 Years

<LI>Excercise daily?

Nope

<LI>What was your last personal accomplishment?

I honestly can not remember the last time I acomplished one of my goals

<LI>Ever screwed your girlfriend's friend?

Nope, but I would if given a chance

<LI>Ever get caught screwing your girlfriend's friend?

Nope

<LI>Ever been stabbed or shot?

Nope, Canadian, sorry, that shit doesn't happen as often here ;)

<LI>Ever rappeled down the face of a 6 story building?

I don't even understand that, so it's a no.

<LI>Ever eat a whole jar of jalepenos just to see if you could?

[b]Nope, ate 1/2 an Habanero though once

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[haggard]

Have you ever had your assets frozen by the IRS?
NOPE
Ever tried squid?
HELL NO!
If you could live on a farm, would you?
AGAIN I REITERATE, HELL NO! although the farm animals would be nice.
Which color thumbtack do you prefer?
CLEAR ONES
Blondes or brunettes?
I DUNNO. USED TO BE BRUNETTES BUT I HAVE A BLONDE NOW SO TO SPEAK. BOTH I GUESS.
Ever gone streaking? (Daytime or nighttime?)
NO
Ever been caught fucking? (and by who?)
YES. MOMS
When was the last time you cleaned your bathroom(s)?
2 WEEKS AGO. SHITTER IS CLEAN AS HELL.
Do you know who Divine is?
NO.
Which set of years of your life do you regret or wish you could do over?
THE AGES 20 - 22
Do you like yogurt? (and if so, which flavors)
NO GURT' FOR ME. FROZEN YOGURT TCBY KINE BUT DAS IT.
The main ingredient in a Slim Jim is 'Mechanically separated chicken': true or false
FALSE
Are you happy?
FOR THE MOMENT YES. BUT OVERALL NO.
If the Internet did not exist, what would most likely be doing?
(Not what would you LIKE to be.... but what would you most LIKELY be doing)
WATCHING TV HOPING THE PHONE RINGS
Do you actually care about politics?
NO. ALL HOOPLA UNTIL YOU GET OLD.
Believe in God?
SURE I DO.
Go to church?
NO I DON'T. LOL.
Excercise daily?
NOT REALLY.
What was your last personal accomplishment?
RUNNING 2 MILES IN 15 MINUTES AND 31 SECONDS.
Ever screwed your girlfriend's friend?
NO, BUT I WOULD LOVE TOO
Ever get caught screwing your girlfriend's friend?
NO, BUT LIKE I SAID I WOULD LOVE TOO
Ever been stabbed or shot?
NOPE
Ever rappeled down the face of a 6 story building? YES.
Ever eat a whole jar of jalepenos just to see if you could?
EEW GAWD NO.

[Carrie]

Have you ever had your assets frozen by the IRS? - No
Ever tried squid? - Yes
If you could live on a farm, would you? - Yes
Which color thumbtack do you prefer? - Clear (does that count as a color?)
Blondes or brunettes? Redheads
Ever gone streaking? (Daytime or nighttime?) - Not that I *remember*...
Ever been caught fucking? (and by who?) - No
When was the last time you cleaned your bathroom(s)? - Two nights ago
Do you know who Divine is? - Yes
Which set of years of your life do you regret or wish you could do over? - 16 through 19
Do you like yogurt? (and if so, which flavors) - Yes, mixed berry
The main ingredient in a Slim Jim is 'Mechanically separated chicken': true or false - No idea
Are you happy? - Usually
If the Internet did not exist, what would most likely be doing? - (Not what would you LIKE to be.... but what would you most LIKELY be doing) - Reading and writing books, I actually wrote a sword & sorcery novel before the 'net addiction hit
Do you actually care about politics? - Yes
Believe in God? - Yes, but not the way you do, I'd suspect ;)
Go to church? - Nope
Excercise daily? - What's exercise?
What was your last personal accomplishment? - Undrugged childbirth
Ever screwed your girlfriend's friend? - No, nor my girlfriend's boyfriend (I'm female)
Ever get caught screwing your girlfriend's friend? - No
Ever been stabbed or shot? - No
Ever rappeled down the face of a 6 story building? - No but it would be cool as hell to do
Ever eat a whole jar of jalepenos just to see if you could? - No! Eating should not involve flushed faces, panting, and sweating - there's better ways to accomplish that!!

[Sarah_Jayne]

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
wow... you guys never heard of Divine???


rent the flick 'Pink Flamingo' sometime.... it's a real treat!

mmm, doggie treats.


liked Hairspray better tho.