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Have you ever had your assets frozen by the IRS?
1. don't have the IRS in Canada*Revenue Canada* and no

Ever tried squid?
2.NO

If you could live on a farm, would you?
3.Maybe

Which color thumbtack do you prefer?
4.don't use thumbtacks

Blondes or brunettes?
5. Blondes

Ever gone streaking? (Daytime or nighttime?)
6. ;)

Ever been caught fucking? (and by who?)
7.Yes. By my father LOL

When was the last time you cleaned your bathroom(s)?
8.Yesterday

Do you know who Divine is?
9.No

Which set of years of your life do you regret or wish you could do over?
10. None

Do you like yogurt? (and if so, which flavors)
11.cappuccino and strawberry

The main ingredient in a Slim Jim is 'Mechanically separated chicken': true or false
12. Whats a slim jim?

Are you happy?
13.Yes

If the Internet did not exist, what would most likely be doing?
(Not what would you LIKE to be.... but what would you most LIKELY be doing)
14. Not too sure

Do you actually care about politics?
15.No

Believe in God?
16. I believe in a higher power

Go to church?
17. Sometimes

Excercise daily?
18. No

What was your last personal accomplishment?
19. Getting over something that has hurt me for a long time

Ever screwed your girlfriend's friend?
20.I've screwed my gf ;) *bestfriend*

Ever get caught screwing your girlfriend's friend?
21. My bf was there

Ever been stabbed or shot?
22.No but I watched my bf get stabbed

Ever rappeled down the face of a 6 story building?
23.No

Ever eat a whole jar of jalepenos just to see if you could?
24.No

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- Have you ever had your assets frozen by the IRS?
Nope
- Ever tried squid?
Frequently
- If you could live on a farm, would you?
Nope
- Which color thumbtack do you prefer?
Red
- Blondes or brunettes?
Brunettes
- Ever gone streaking? (Daytime or nighttime?)
Nope
- Ever been caught fucking? (and by who?)
Yep, by my roommates.
- When was the last time you cleaned your bathroom(s)?
Today
- Do you know who Divine is?

- Which set of years of your life do you regret or wish you could
do over?
None
- Do you like yogurt? (and if so, which flavors)
Not really, but, the frozen kind is pretty good.
- The main ingredient in a Slim Jim is 'Mechanically separated chicken': true or false
It's a trick question. Slim Jim's don't have any meat in them.
- Are you happy?
You bet!
- If the Internet did not exist, what would most likely be doing? (Not what would you LIKE to be.... but what would you most LIKELY be doing)
Setting up wireless networks, and designing training resources with Flash.
- Do you actually care about politics?
Only if they effect me.
- Believe in God?
Struttin' like a G.O.D.!
- Go to church?
My church is my soul.
- Excercise daily?
Every other.
- What was your last personal accomplishment?
Waking up this morning.
- Ever screwed your girlfriend's friend?
Yep
- Ever get caught screwing your girlfriend's friend?
My girlfriend was there with us.
- Ever been stabbed or shot?
Nope
- Ever rappeled down the face of a 6 story building?
Not yet.
- Ever eat a whole jar of jalepenos just to see if you could?
With Nachos and Salsa.

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