Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 18927868)

I don't like all the spitting either. You don't need to do all that loud "hack-thewie" stuff to get something moist. Ladies, slob and gob it up all you want, but enough with the damn loogie hawking.


My idea of better porn ---

1. Better lighting for one. Doesn't have to be A-1 professional grade but just be mindful of your shadows and hot spots. Put up some side lights out of the way. Make use of natural light. Bounce some off the ceiling. And for god's sake when you're poking the camera into her nether regions turn on the camera light!

2. Enough with the robotic fucking. It gets so each scene is the same as the last, same positions, same stock moanings and mewings, same formula start to finish. Why not try having them actually do it as if they are on their honeymoon (you know, ACT) rather than what they are, that being two paid strangers who show up for work and go through the motions for cash?

3. SOUND --- I've said this before on here, the sound quality in most online porn is SHIT. Why? Because most shooters rely 100% on the camera mic, thus as they move out the sound becomes unhearable, and as the move in for close shots any moan the girl makes sounds like King fucking Kong roaring. Invest in a boom mic for christs sake, or a couple of wireless ones and hide them around the scene. These days these accoutrements are not that expensive. No excuse.

4. Shut up. You, the guy with the camera. Yeah you. Shut your hole. Thanks.

5. If you're strapped for ideas on scripts, plots, situations etc, why not hire a writer? I know of several people on this very board including myself who've written tons of erotica over the years who would be happy to inject some life into your work for an affordable price. Don't be so cheap.

6. Have more than one camera running. If there's just one shooter then afix one or two stationary cameras from different sides. Of course you're going to be in some of that footage but it doesn't matter, you use the shots you need and cut the rest. ---- Oh wait, but that doesn't fit in with your "go cheap" motiff right? One camera, bad sound, poor lighting, bad direction, lackluster plot/situation, robotic "actors", Jerk scene at end rather than decent money shot,
shoot-rinse-repeat, yes? Yeah good luck with that.


I don't think I'm asking for the moon. Just some badly needed quality.



Btw, there are a few people out there producing some really good stuff. They are however in the vast minority. And I do mean vast.

Originally Posted by ezgirl (Post 18929382)

1. Music, often too loud to hear the action, completely out of mood for the scene, basically just noise.
2. Shaved dicks, looks like little boy or gay man. Very distracting to me. I am surprised no one mentioned this, but it is near impossible to find male talent unshaved. They think it makes their dick look longer - who cares?
3. Spitting - absolutely hate this, grab some lube, smear it on the girl's pussy and make it look all wet and sloppy, make it part of the scene, hand her the lube and tell her to lube your dick. Stop the spitting.
4. Closeups of the man's face. Are you kidding? Get closeups of the girl's face!
5. Girl going "Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah ......"
6. Girl saying "Oh God, oh God, ...." I used to tell the girl every-time she said "Oh God" I was adding 5min to the scene to give me more film to make up for all the edit cuts. I found the more I asked or demanded they not say "Oh God" the more they said it, so I just don't say anything and edit it out. Seems the girls can't help engaging in oppositional behavior.
7. Guys who can't pop without jerking off, kills the energy, ruins the scene. Sometimes they take so long I have to shut the camera off, then he says "I'm cumming, I'm cumming", girl has to get back into position, he comes running over, I'm turning my camera back on but it is not back up to speed yet .... and he pops and we miss it. Have to do it over and fake a creampie. I can't imagine the male getting better results with his hand than with the girl, very sad.
8. Camera guy shut up.
9. Guy jerks his dick back and forth so cum shot splatters all over the place, on the pillows, sheets, sofa, floor - everywhere except the girl.

Originally Posted by alextokyo (Post 18927061)

I'm not sure how to explain it, but girls who roll in their lips when sucking a dick. The lips should make a perfect suction cup around a cock. When the girl looks like she's disgusted to have a dick in her mouth, it's not good.

No:

http://i.imgur.com/APFXz.jpg

No:

http://i.imgur.com/PyWYd.gif

Yes:

http://i.imgur.com/fsJjy.jpg

Excuse the shemale.

Originally Posted by xxxupdate (Post 18927108)

i really hate shemale's that look like men, for fucks sake im sure ive seen some with beards like this one
http://deliats.com/free-pics/red-thi...hs/pics/04.jpg

Originally Posted by MisterPeabody (Post 18927025)

* Bald guys fucking. i do NOT want to watch some Nazi skinhead gym/roid fag pound some girl as she pretends to just "love it".

* Cumshots on the face. I know, how can someone complain about "the money shot"? Well, the girl usually jumps off the stunt dick so quick to "get in position" that it looks fucking ridiculous. Besides, some of these dudes need to jack it forever just to cum, after endlessly fucking like a machine. So isn't he just masturbatingon a chick? Ridiculous.

* Green couch sex. (Okay, ANY "bright colored" couch). The scene starts, we see a damn UGLY green couch, and boring mechanical sex. PLEASE get some new sets.

* Slapping, punching, choking, violent sex. I consider these scenes, where the guy is basically abusing the girl, 'consensual rape scenes' and I find them disgusting. Most 'adult performers' need to get angry (and/or drugged up) just to do these kins of scenes and, again, they make me sick.

* Let's see how many dicks we can fuck. Line 'em up, fuck the shit out of a girl...again, looks like consensual gang rape to me. And all those guys, dicks out, waiting to be serviced is totally gay to me.

* DP - c'mon people. This is 'freak sex'. Let's see how many cocks (or objects) we can stuff inside some holes. Gross. And guys: you basically have another dude's cock right next to yours or some dude laying on top of you. Gay.

* European anal sex. It's so common it's uninteresting. The same European/Russian girls moaning robotically as they take a giant cock up their poopster. These girls don't even know they're being fucked half the time as their minds just 'check out' (Czech out? hehe) and I find the sex boring as fuck.

* Facial abuse. When i get a blowjob I want to feel it, enjoy it - not ram my cock down some poor girl's mouth til she cries, gags, bleeds and God knows what else. Again, consensual rape and it's disgusting.

* Casting couch scenes. Either there's an endless supply of gullible dumb-ass whores out there (okay, probably) or people can be entertained by the same repetive shit forever. Watching the same boring "audition sex" on a fucking black leather couch, over and over again, is amazingly boring.

* Girls waving good-bye after a scene. Okay, we've just used and abused you as a sperm dumpster for twenty minutes, every hole is stretched out and you probably want be able to walk for a couple days, and there's a gallon of cum dripping down your face, and you were just hit, choked, gagged and called a 'fucking worthless whore', so smile and wave to the camera! Hi Dad!

Originally Posted by Barefootsies (Post 18927078)

Sounds like it's time for you to retire.

Another 10 years from now, it will be the same thing.

:2 cents:

Originally Posted by alextokyo (Post 18927061)

I'm not sure how to explain it, but girls who roll in their lips when sucking a dick. The lips should make a perfect suction cup around a cock. When the girl looks like she's disgusted to have a dick in her mouth, it's not good.

No:

http://i.imgur.com/APFXz.jpg

No:

http://i.imgur.com/PyWYd.gif

Yes:

http://i.imgur.com/fsJjy.jpg

Excuse the shemale.

Also, close ups of male assholes. I don't want to see that shit.