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AMPSUCKSBALLZ · 02-11-2003, 01:44 AM

Is this true loser? All the sites you have made suck ballz and make shit for conversions. Pretty but not effective.

Loser LOL

Amputate Your Head · 02-11-2003, 01:45 AM

lol....

this is lame.... try again.

galleryseek · 02-11-2003, 01:45 AM

here we goooo.

Voodoo · 02-11-2003, 01:45 AM

HAHAHAA!!! That's funny NastyJack... You went out and got a new username, because you can't say this shit without hiding behind a new name. Good one!

MetaformX · 02-11-2003, 01:46 AM

why the z at the end of the name? dont tell me "AMPSUCKSBALLS" is already taken??

Amputate Your Head · 02-11-2003, 01:46 AM

stalkers rule!

Amputate Your Head · 02-11-2003, 01:47 AM

you know you've done something right when you have your very own stalker....

Amputate Your Head · 02-11-2003, 01:48 AM

you should all be jealous!!!

na na na na naaaaaaa I got a stalker and yoooouuu doooon't!

Pornwolf · 02-11-2003, 01:48 AM

You are my idol Amp.

BluMedia · 02-11-2003, 01:48 AM

Hey Amp,

Have you always lived in Maui? I am jealous.

drunkdollars · 02-11-2003, 01:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
stalkers rule!

stalkerZ

Amputate Your Head · 02-11-2003, 01:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BluMedia
Hey Amp,

Have you always lived in Maui? I am jealous.

no.... just since last July

NastyJack · 02-11-2003, 01:49 AM

No it's not me. I didn't even know that amp had more then one site. Have the admin check the IP and he'll be able to tell you.

Most likely one of you guys wrote that.
I've seen the kind of games you guys play so I'm not suprised at all.

Eat Me!
NastyJack
www.adultxplus.com

Amputate Your Head · 02-11-2003, 01:50 AM

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Originally posted by drunkdollars

stalkerZ

LMAO!!!

word... gotta have the Z at the end... I gorfot

CumSensei · 02-11-2003, 01:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

no.... just since last July

I still envy you

Its fucking freezing here in sweden

Amputate Your Head · 02-11-2003, 01:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by NastyJack
No it's not me. I didn't even know that amp had more then one site.

LOL.... you truly are clueless aren't you?

psyko514 · 02-11-2003, 01:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by NastyJack
Have the admin check the IP and he'll be able to tell you.

what will that do?

Pornkings · 02-11-2003, 01:53 AM

send me traffic

( drive by) not a hi-jack

Honeyslut · 02-11-2003, 01:55 AM

Amputate Your Head · 02-11-2003, 01:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pornkings
send me traffic ( drive by) not a hi-jack

since I don't give a shit about traffic, I'll let that slide without a stink.... but I'll be popping up in your next thread with some of my own.

MetaMan · 02-11-2003, 01:56 AM

yee hah

G Sharp · 02-11-2003, 01:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pornkings
send me traffic ( drive by) not a hi-jack

Roger,
whats your ICQ? I got some questions before I sign up to your prog. or ICQ me at 159482512

Amputate Your Head · 02-11-2003, 01:58 AM

wait a minute... this isn't my thread.... lol.... go ahead & hijack this fucker Roger!

MetaMan · 02-11-2003, 02:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AMPSUCKSBALLZ
Is this true loser? All the sites you have made suck ballz and make shit for conversions. Pretty but not effective.

Loser LOL

does he suck balls or lick balls?

Pornkings · 02-11-2003, 02:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

since I don't give a shit about traffic, I'll let that slide without a stink.... but I'll be popping up in your next thread with some of my own.

sounds good just use lube

Amputate Your Head · 02-11-2003, 02:03 AM

before we move on the the dancing phase of this thread, I'd just like to denounce the title of this thread by saying that I have numerous clients that will testify to the conversionability of my tours. They are quite satisfied. Thread starter is a crackhead.

bring on the dancing.

Rocky · 02-11-2003, 02:03 AM

I've got spurs that

jingle, jangel, jingle

As I go riding merrily along.

And they sing, "Oh, ain't you

glad you're single?"

And that song ain't

so very far from wrong.

Oh, Lillie Belle! Oh, Lillie Belle,

Though I may have done some fooling

This is why I never fell--

I got spurs that jingle, jangle, jingle

As I go riding merrily along.

YEE FUCKING HAW

Voodoo · 02-11-2003, 02:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by NastyJack
Have the admin check the IP and he'll be able to tell you.

HEY ADMIN!!! What's NastyJack's IP, and also the IP of the thread starter??? I'm mostly interested in NastyJack's IP though.

Moron! We all know that you posted your last post as NastyJack, then logged off of your AOL dialup account, and logged back in to obtain a new IP from your ISP, then signed up for the AMPSUCKSBALLZ username, and posted. Then logged back out, and back into AOL, and came back to posting, so you could deny being the thread starter. I bet if we checked the IP of your last post in comparison to this one, it would differ. What do you think?

chodadog · 02-11-2003, 02:04 AM

What other people have to say about Amp.

You are a digital artist that I would consider to be tops in our industry! I have worked with many site designers and you were the first to capture the excitement and spirit of my vision. Your work is crisp, classy and creative... I look forward to working with you on many of our future projects!
-Brad Mitchell: Sin Empire

Your stuff rocks. If you ever want to join them in house at Adult.com, just say the word.
-Lensman: Adult.com 

You did a great job again. That's just outstanding. I love it!
-Pete

Man you rock!

-Boldy

I just want to thank Amp for the awesome banners. Not only was he fast but the work is just incredible. You can bet that you'll be getting some more work from me!!!
-Jimbo

A master of design!
-Boneprone

Amp's work is money! Wouldn't ever lay my projects into another designer's hands. Professionalism at its best.
-Equinox

AWESOME!!!
-Gary

Ampiezza rocks when it comes to adult and mainstream webdesign. The first designer ever to make my visions viewable and convert like crazy. Its a bet you cannot lose to use Ampiezza.
-Vegasdude

Amputate Your Head · 02-11-2003, 02:05 AM

nap · 02-11-2003, 02:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
lol....

this is lame.... try again.

amp do you have an icq/aim?

CumSensei · 02-11-2003, 02:06 AM

And might I add....

CumSensei -AMP got one of the coolest collections of tatooes I ever seen on his body ;)

Hihi.

Love those dragons.

Pornkings · 02-11-2003, 02:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by chodadog
What other people have to say about Amp.

You are a digital artist that I would consider to be tops in our industry! I have worked with many site designers and you were the first to capture the excitement and spirit of my vision. Your work is crisp, classy and creative... I look forward to working with you on many of our future projects!
-Brad Mitchell: Sin Empire

Your stuff rocks. If you ever want to join them in house at Adult.com, just say the word.
-Lensman: Adult.com 

You did a great job again. That's just outstanding. I love it!
-Pete

Man you rock!
-Boldy

I just want to thank Amp for the awesome banners. Not only was he fast but the work is just incredible. You can bet that you'll be getting some more work from me!!!
-Jimbo

A master of design!
-Boneprone

Amp's work is money! Wouldn't ever lay my projects into another designer's hands. Professionalism at its best.
-Equinox

AWESOME!!!
-Gary

Ampiezza rocks when it comes to adult and mainstream webdesign. The first designer ever to make my visions viewable and convert like crazy. Its a bet you cannot lose to use Ampiezza.
-Vegasdude

can I see some samples I need some hot new sites built

CumSensei · 02-11-2003, 02:15 AM

I cant really belive how a bashing AMP thread gives him work ;)

Totally crazy! :D

Rocky · 02-11-2003, 02:18 AM

Amp captured our essence. Our raw energy and fearsome demeanor. Only if he is the last person alive on this planet will we have no choice but to eat him.

--THE PEDES

Amputate Your Head · 02-11-2003, 02:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rocky
Amp captured our essence. Our raw energy and fearsome demeanor. Only if he is the last person alive on this planet will we have no choice but to eat him.

--THE PEDES

Sweet!!!

Filter · 02-11-2003, 02:38 AM

oh now I just gotta know, which are your sites Amp?

Amputate Your Head · 02-11-2003, 02:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Filter
oh now I just gotta know, which are your sites Amp?

well, I got this one....

Pornkings · 02-11-2003, 02:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

well, I got this one....

what no card of the Prince?

Amputate Your Head · 02-11-2003, 02:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pornkings

what no card of the Prince?

sorry, I must be behind the times.... Prince who? That purple fag from Minneapolis?

-=HUNGRYMAN=- · 02-11-2003, 03:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CumSensei
I cant really belive how a bashing AMP thread gives him work ;)

Totally crazy! :D

This may just be the smartest man on earth !!!

Rocky · 02-11-2003, 03:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

sorry, I must be behind the times.... Prince who? That purple fag from Minneapolis?

that skinny mutha fucker with the high voice

prince

damn

421Fill · 02-11-2003, 03:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

well, I got this one....

Thanks for reminding me.. you have mail.

CumSensei · 02-11-2003, 03:23 AM

Amp I love those cards

Can you make me one from

When you got the time

Upps did just find the link to mail to

You got mail.

02-11-2003, 01:44 AM	#1
AMPSUCKSBALLZ Registered User Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 1	Amps Sites Don't convert... Is this true loser? All the sites you have made suck ballz and make shit for conversions. Pretty but not effective. Loser LOL

02-11-2003, 01:45 AM	#2
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	lol.... this is lame.... try again. __________________ SIG TOO BIG

02-11-2003, 01:45 AM	#4
Voodoo ♥ ♦ ♣ ♠ Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 10,592	HAHAHAA!!! That's funny NastyJack... You went out and got a new username, because you can't say this shit without hiding behind a new name. Good one! __________________ "I'm selflessly supporting the common good, but only coincidentally looking out for No.1."

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MetaformX Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 6,704	why the z at the end of the name? dont tell me "AMPSUCKSBALLS" is already taken?? __________________

02-11-2003, 01:46 AM	#6
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	stalkers rule! __________________ SIG TOO BIG

02-11-2003, 01:45 AM	#3
galleryseek Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 8,234	here we goooo.

02-11-2003, 01:47 AM	#7
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	you know you've done something right when you have your very own stalker.... __________________ SIG TOO BIG

02-11-2003, 01:48 AM	#8
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	you should all be jealous!!! na na na na naaaaaaa I got a stalker and yoooouuu doooon't! __________________ SIG TOO BIG

02-11-2003, 01:48 AM	#9
Pornwolf Drunk and Unruly Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hollywood Posts: 22,712	You are my idol Amp. __________________ I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade... Webair, bitches.

02-11-2003, 01:48 AM	#10
BluMedia Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Colorado Posts: 3,973	Hey Amp, Have you always lived in Maui? I am jealous. __________________ IntenseCash - If you can't convert us then you might want to look for a new job . BrokeStraightBoys.com converting 1:124 stats counted by Nats

02-11-2003, 01:49 AM	#13
NastyJack Registered User Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 1,291	No it's not me. I didn't even know that amp had more then one site. Have the admin check the IP and he'll be able to tell you. Most likely one of you guys wrote that. I've seen the kind of games you guys play so I'm not suprised at all. Eat Me! NastyJack www.adultxplus.com

02-11-2003, 01:53 AM	#18
Pornkings Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Roger V Posts: 5,334	send me traffic ( drive by) not a hi-jack __________________ Pornkings.com

02-11-2003, 01:55 AM	#19
Honeyslut Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Ass Valley, Ca Posts: 6,436	__________________ http://nakedlunchnews.comWhat's up ? Naked Lunch News !

02-11-2003, 01:56 AM	#21
MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	yee hah

02-11-2003, 01:58 AM	#23
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	wait a minute... this isn't my thread.... lol.... go ahead & hijack this fucker Roger! __________________ SIG TOO BIG

02-11-2003, 02:03 AM	#26
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	before we move on the the dancing phase of this thread, I'd just like to denounce the title of this thread by saying that I have numerous clients that will testify to the conversionability of my tours. They are quite satisfied. Thread starter is a crackhead. bring on the dancing. __________________ SIG TOO BIG

02-11-2003, 02:03 AM	#27
Rocky Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Living Off The Grid Posts: 3,022	I've got spurs that jingle, jangel, jingle As I go riding merrily along. And they sing, "Oh, ain't you glad you're single?" And that song ain't so very far from wrong. Oh, Lillie Belle! Oh, Lillie Belle, Though I may have done some fooling This is why I never fell-- I got spurs that jingle, jangle, jingle As I go riding merrily along. YEE FUCKING HAW __________________ Are you down with Sin?

02-11-2003, 02:04 AM	#29
chodadog Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 9,736	What other people have to say about Amp. <i>You are a digital artist that I would consider to be tops in our industry! I have worked with many site designers and you were the first to capture the excitement and spirit of my vision. Your work is crisp, classy and creative... I look forward to working with you on many of our future projects! <b>-Brad Mitchell: Sin Empire</b> Your stuff rocks. If you ever want to join them in house at Adult.com, just say the word. <b>-Lensman: Adult.com </b> You did a great job again. That's just outstanding. I love it! <b>-Pete</b> Man you rock! <b>-Boldy</b> I just want to thank Amp for the awesome banners. Not only was he fast but the work is just incredible. You can bet that you'll be getting some more work from me!!! <b>-Jimbo</b> A master of design! <b>-Boneprone</b> Amp's work is money! Wouldn't ever lay my projects into another designer's hands. Professionalism at its best. <b>-Equinox</b> AWESOME!!! <b>-Gary</b> Ampiezza rocks when it comes to adult and mainstream webdesign. The first designer ever to make my visions viewable and convert like crazy. Its a bet you cannot lose to use Ampiezza. <b>-Vegasdude</b></i> __________________ 26 + 6 = 1

02-11-2003, 02:05 AM	#30
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	__________________ SIG TOO BIG

02-11-2003, 02:06 AM	#32
CumSensei Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Sweden Posts: 3,986	And might I add.... CumSensei -AMP got one of the coolest collections of tatooes I ever seen on his body ;) Hihi. Love those dragons. __________________ CumSensei say: SEO traffic makes big boom boom.

02-11-2003, 02:15 AM	#34
CumSensei Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Sweden Posts: 3,986	I cant really belive how a bashing AMP thread gives him work ;) Totally crazy! :D __________________ CumSensei say: SEO traffic makes big boom boom.

02-11-2003, 02:18 AM	#35
Rocky Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Living Off The Grid Posts: 3,022	Amp captured our essence. Our raw energy and fearsome demeanor. Only if he is the last person alive on this planet will we have no choice but to eat him. --THE PEDES __________________ Are you down with Sin?

02-11-2003, 02:38 AM	#37
Filter Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 457	oh now I just gotta know, which are your sites Amp? __________________ Get your site reviewed at pornliving.com

02-11-2003, 03:23 AM	#44
CumSensei Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Sweden Posts: 3,986	Amp I love those cards Can you make me one from When you got the time Upps did just find the link to mail to You got mail. __________________ CumSensei say: SEO traffic makes big boom boom. Last edited by CumSensei; 02-11-2003 at 03:28 AM..