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AMPSUCKSBALLZ 02-11-2003 01:44 AM

Amps Sites Don't convert...
 
Is this true loser? All the sites you have made suck ballz and make shit for conversions. Pretty but not effective.

Loser LOL

Amputate Your Head 02-11-2003 01:45 AM

lol....


this is lame.... try again.

galleryseek 02-11-2003 01:45 AM

here we goooo.

Voodoo 02-11-2003 01:45 AM

HAHAHAA!!! That's funny NastyJack... You went out and got a new username, because you can't say this shit without hiding behind a new name. Good one! :thumbsup

MetaformX 02-11-2003 01:46 AM

why the z at the end of the name? dont tell me "AMPSUCKSBALLS" is already taken??

Amputate Your Head 02-11-2003 01:46 AM

stalkers rule!

Amputate Your Head 02-11-2003 01:47 AM

you know you've done something right when you have your very own stalker.... :glugglug

Amputate Your Head 02-11-2003 01:48 AM

you should all be jealous!!!


na na na na naaaaaaa I got a stalker and yoooouuu doooon't! :1orglaugh

Pornwolf 02-11-2003 01:48 AM

You are my idol Amp.

BluMedia 02-11-2003 01:48 AM

Hey Amp,

Have you always lived in Maui? I am jealous.

drunkdollars 02-11-2003 01:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
stalkers rule!
stalkerZ :)

Amputate Your Head 02-11-2003 01:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BluMedia
Hey Amp,

Have you always lived in Maui? I am jealous.

no.... just since last July

NastyJack 02-11-2003 01:49 AM

No it's not me. I didn't even know that amp had more then one site. Have the admin check the IP and he'll be able to tell you.

Most likely one of you guys wrote that.
I've seen the kind of games you guys play so I'm not suprised at all.

Eat Me!
NastyJack
www.adultxplus.com

Amputate Your Head 02-11-2003 01:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by drunkdollars


stalkerZ :)

LMAO!!!

word... gotta have the Z at the end... I gorfot :winkwink:

CumSensei 02-11-2003 01:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


no.... just since last July

I still envy you :)

Its fucking freezing here in sweden :)

Amputate Your Head 02-11-2003 01:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by NastyJack
No it's not me. I didn't even know that amp had more then one site.
LOL.... you truly are clueless aren't you? :1orglaugh

psyko514 02-11-2003 01:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by NastyJack
Have the admin check the IP and he'll be able to tell you.
what will that do?

Pornkings 02-11-2003 01:53 AM

send me traffic:GFYBand ( drive by) not a hi-jack

Honeyslut 02-11-2003 01:55 AM

:1orglaugh

Amputate Your Head 02-11-2003 01:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pornkings
send me traffic:GFYBand ( drive by) not a hi-jack
since I don't give a shit about traffic, I'll let that slide without a stink.... but I'll be popping up in your next thread with some of my own. :winkwink:

MetaMan 02-11-2003 01:56 AM

:Buck:

yee hah

G Sharp 02-11-2003 01:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pornkings
send me traffic:GFYBand ( drive by) not a hi-jack
Roger,
whats your ICQ? I got some questions before I sign up to your prog. or ICQ me at 159482512

Amputate Your Head 02-11-2003 01:58 AM

wait a minute... this isn't my thread.... lol.... go ahead & hijack this fucker Roger! :glugglug

MetaMan 02-11-2003 02:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AMPSUCKSBALLZ
Is this true loser? All the sites you have made suck ballz and make shit for conversions. Pretty but not effective.

Loser LOL

does he suck balls or lick balls?

Pornkings 02-11-2003 02:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


since I don't give a shit about traffic, I'll let that slide without a stink.... but I'll be popping up in your next thread with some of my own. :winkwink:

sounds good just use lube:1orglaugh

Amputate Your Head 02-11-2003 02:03 AM

before we move on the the dancing phase of this thread, I'd just like to denounce the title of this thread by saying that I have numerous clients that will testify to the conversionability of my tours. They are quite satisfied. Thread starter is a crackhead.


bring on the dancing. :glugglug



http://www.opticalamplitude.com/stuff/dancingcat.gif

Rocky 02-11-2003 02:03 AM

I've got spurs that


jingle, jangel, jingle


As I go riding merrily along.


And they sing, "Oh, ain't you


glad you're single?"


And that song ain't


so very far from wrong.


Oh, Lillie Belle! Oh, Lillie Belle,


Though I may have done some fooling


This is why I never fell--


I got spurs that jingle, jangle, jingle


As I go riding merrily along.



:BangBang:

YEE FUCKING HAW

Voodoo 02-11-2003 02:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by NastyJack
Have the admin check the IP and he'll be able to tell you.
HEY ADMIN!!! What's NastyJack's IP, and also the IP of the thread starter??? I'm mostly interested in NastyJack's IP though.

Moron! We all know that you posted your last post as NastyJack, then logged off of your AOL dialup account, and logged back in to obtain a new IP from your ISP, then signed up for the AMPSUCKSBALLZ username, and posted. Then logged back out, and back into AOL, and came back to posting, so you could deny being the thread starter. I bet if we checked the IP of your last post in comparison to this one, it would differ. What do you think?

:Graucho

chodadog 02-11-2003 02:04 AM

What other people have to say about Amp.

<i>You are a digital artist that I would consider to be tops in our industry! I have worked with many site designers and you were the first to capture the excitement and spirit of my vision. Your work is crisp, classy and creative... I look forward to working with you on many of our future projects!
<b>-Brad Mitchell: Sin Empire</b>

Your stuff rocks. If you ever want to join them in house at Adult.com, just say the word.
<b>-Lensman: Adult.com </b>

You did a great job again. That's just outstanding. I love it!
<b>-Pete</b>

Man you rock! :)
<b>-Boldy</b>

I just want to thank Amp for the awesome banners. Not only was he fast but the work is just incredible. You can bet that you'll be getting some more work from me!!!
<b>-Jimbo</b>

A master of design!
<b>-Boneprone</b>

Amp's work is money! Wouldn't ever lay my projects into another designer's hands. Professionalism at its best.
<b>-Equinox</b>

AWESOME!!!
<b>-Gary</b>

Ampiezza rocks when it comes to adult and mainstream webdesign. The first designer ever to make my visions viewable and convert like crazy. Its a bet you cannot lose to use Ampiezza.
<b>-Vegasdude</b></i>

Amputate Your Head 02-11-2003 02:05 AM

http://www.opticalamplitude.com/stuff/pig.gif

nap 02-11-2003 02:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
lol....


this is lame.... try again.

amp do you have an icq/aim?

CumSensei 02-11-2003 02:06 AM

And might I add....


CumSensei -AMP got one of the coolest collections of tatooes I ever seen on his body ;)

Hihi.

Love those dragons.

Pornkings 02-11-2003 02:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by chodadog
What other people have to say about Amp.

<i>You are a digital artist that I would consider to be tops in our industry! I have worked with many site designers and you were the first to capture the excitement and spirit of my vision. Your work is crisp, classy and creative... I look forward to working with you on many of our future projects!
<b>-Brad Mitchell: Sin Empire</b>

Your stuff rocks. If you ever want to join them in house at Adult.com, just say the word.
<b>-Lensman: Adult.com </b>

You did a great job again. That's just outstanding. I love it!
<b>-Pete</b>

Man you rock! :)
<b>-Boldy</b>

I just want to thank Amp for the awesome banners. Not only was he fast but the work is just incredible. You can bet that you'll be getting some more work from me!!!
<b>-Jimbo</b>

A master of design!
<b>-Boneprone</b>

Amp's work is money! Wouldn't ever lay my projects into another designer's hands. Professionalism at its best.
<b>-Equinox</b>

AWESOME!!!
<b>-Gary</b>

Ampiezza rocks when it comes to adult and mainstream webdesign. The first designer ever to make my visions viewable and convert like crazy. Its a bet you cannot lose to use Ampiezza.
<b>-Vegasdude</b></i>

can I see some samples I need some hot new sites built

CumSensei 02-11-2003 02:15 AM

I cant really belive how a bashing AMP thread gives him work ;)

Totally crazy! :D

Rocky 02-11-2003 02:18 AM

Amp captured our essence. Our raw energy and fearsome demeanor. Only if he is the last person alive on this planet will we have no choice but to eat him.

--THE PEDES

Amputate Your Head 02-11-2003 02:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rocky
Amp captured our essence. Our raw energy and fearsome demeanor. Only if he is the last person alive on this planet will we have no choice but to eat him.

--THE PEDES

Sweet!!! http://www.opticalamplitude.com/stuff/rockon.gif

Filter 02-11-2003 02:38 AM

oh now I just gotta know, which are your sites Amp?

Amputate Your Head 02-11-2003 02:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Filter
oh now I just gotta know, which are your sites Amp?
well, I got this one....

Pornkings 02-11-2003 02:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


well, I got this one....

what no card of the Prince?

Amputate Your Head 02-11-2003 02:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pornkings


what no card of the Prince?

sorry, I must be behind the times.... Prince who? That purple fag from Minneapolis?

-=HUNGRYMAN=- 02-11-2003 03:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CumSensei
I cant really belive how a bashing AMP thread gives him work ;)

Totally crazy! :D

This may just be the smartest man on earth !!! :winkwink:

Rocky 02-11-2003 03:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


sorry, I must be behind the times.... Prince who? That purple fag from Minneapolis?

that skinny mutha fucker with the high voice

prince

damn

421Fill 02-11-2003 03:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


well, I got this one....

Thanks for reminding me.. you have mail. :)

CumSensei 02-11-2003 03:23 AM

Amp I love those cards :)

Can you make me one from

http://www.moviedojo.com/gfy/finger.jpg

When you got the time :)

Upps did just find the link to mail to :)

You got mail.


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