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05-01-2012, 05:19 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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What is the longest you have gone without getting laid???????????
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05-01-2012, 05:49 AM
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Unregistered Abuser
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12 years...
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05-01-2012, 05:55 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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First time I had sex I was 15 so from 0-15 = 15 years long ;)
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05-01-2012, 05:56 AM
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Junior Achiever
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I dunno. Like a month or two when not dating.
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05-01-2012, 05:57 AM
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there's no $$$ in porn
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first half of my life
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05-01-2012, 05:57 AM
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Femcams.com
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21 years
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05-01-2012, 05:58 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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I lost count ...
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05-01-2012, 06:24 AM
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hmmm, let's see how long have I been married again?
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05-01-2012, 06:27 AM
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Likes Pie
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14 years...
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05-01-2012, 07:18 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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First 14 years of my life
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05-01-2012, 07:29 AM
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My wife and I didn't have sex until we were married, so I was a chaste pornographer for a couple years. That was especially odd because I was a total slut right before she and I got serious.
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05-01-2012, 07:29 AM
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a few years Back long long time ago !
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05-01-2012, 07:31 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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I refuse to answer on the grounds I may kill myself.
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05-01-2012, 07:35 AM
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www.scarlettcontent.net
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1 month, 1 week, 3 days, 20 hours, 9 minutes and I dont know how many seconds but I think 20 seconds
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05-01-2012, 07:35 AM
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I am Amazing Content!
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6 years of no sex, drugs and alcohol - then i got into school
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05-01-2012, 07:39 AM
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Just Doing My Own Thing
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I dunno - What time is it
?Seriously - If you forget about the first 15 years I would be getting close about now - Its been about 3 months..... |
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05-01-2012, 07:41 AM
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SEO Connoisseur
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It's not the quantity but quality of getting laid.
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05-01-2012, 07:47 AM
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Porn Meister
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I dunno, what year is it today?
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05-01-2012, 07:58 AM
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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7 years here
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05-01-2012, 08:05 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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mmm, almost 3 months and still counting :S ( yeah, so sad )
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05-01-2012, 08:17 AM
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So Fucking What
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4 Years
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05-01-2012, 08:20 AM
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♥♥♥ Likes Hugs ♥♥♥
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I'm married, I've lost track.
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I like pie. |
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05-01-2012, 08:34 AM
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Jägermeister Test Pilot
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Three months while I was in boot camp at Paris Island.
The trade off made it worth it.
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05-01-2012, 08:38 AM
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Too old to care
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05-01-2012, 08:39 AM
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6-7 months back in 2005. Dumped my first girlfriend, and I wasn't into the game. Then some chick did the "I missed my bus, can I come and sleep at your place?" thing, and broke the spell.
After that, everything changed.
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05-01-2012, 08:44 AM
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do blowjobs or handjobs count?
because I'm getting lazier and mostly would rather just lay back and relax and let the girl do all the work  |
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05-01-2012, 05:06 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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05-01-2012, 05:23 PM
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05-01-2012, 05:33 PM
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I need a beer
 
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Mom says I'm handsome
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05-01-2012, 06:21 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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05-01-2012, 06:24 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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that 2 months I had bandages on my hands from masturbating too much.
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05-01-2012, 06:25 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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whole week
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05-01-2012, 06:27 PM
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1 second.
j/k about 10 years, THIS is NOT necessary..
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05-01-2012, 07:48 PM
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Coupon Guru
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If you don't count the 16 years from 0 to 16, the longest I went was about 8 months.
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05-01-2012, 08:01 PM
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Hmmmm...
What is SEX, I thought we were all virgins serving GOD in here ?
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05-01-2012, 08:19 PM
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Adult Site Broker
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In Thailand? LOL
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05-01-2012, 08:37 PM
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47 years
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05-01-2012, 09:21 PM
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About 6 months, but I was in jail...
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05-01-2012, 09:30 PM
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Registered User
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13 years
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05-01-2012, 10:31 PM
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Fake Nick 1.0
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Are we talkin sex, sex? Or "I did not have sexual relations with that woman" sex?
0-14 Knock of a number of years for non-sexual relations clinton style.
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05-02-2012, 01:55 AM
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october 10th 2010 until Dec 31 2011 is the longest, after splitting up with the wife. 3 different birds since then, gotta love facebook.
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05-02-2012, 02:19 AM
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FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
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05-02-2012, 04:51 AM
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Judge Jury and Executioner
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I haven't done it the past 8 hours goes i was sleeping
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everything is fake |
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Just Doing My Own Thing
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I wont even touch that one..... |
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So Fucking Banned
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05-02-2012, 07:17 AM
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Troll Patrol
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8 hours...
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