What is the longest you have gone without getting laid???????????
 

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I had rectal surgery 10 days ago now. I haven't had a boner in two weeks.

First time I had sex I was 15 so from 0-15 = 15 years long ;)

I dunno. Like a month or two when not dating.

first half of my life :)

21 years

I lost count ...

hmmm, let's see how long have I been married again?

14 years...

First 14 years of my life :)

:D


My wife and I didn't have sex until we were married, so I was a chaste pornographer for a couple years. That was especially odd because I was a total slut right before she and I got serious.

a few years Back long long time ago !

I refuse to answer on the grounds I may kill myself.

1 month, 1 week, 3 days, 20 hours, 9 minutes and I dont know how many seconds but I think 20 seconds

6 years of no sex, drugs and alcohol - then i got into school

I dunno - What time is it:)?

Seriously - If you forget about the first 15 years I would be getting close about now - Its been about 3 months.....

It's not the quantity but quality of getting laid.

I dunno, what year is it today?

7 years here

mmm, almost 3 months and still counting :S ( yeah, so sad )

4 Years :jerkoff

I'm married, I've lost track.

Three months while I was in boot camp at Paris Island.

The trade off made it worth it.

Ditto...

6-7 months back in 2005. Dumped my first girlfriend, and I wasn't into the game. Then some chick did the "I missed my bus, can I come and sleep at your place?" thing, and broke the spell.
After that, everything changed.

do blowjobs or handjobs count?

because I'm getting lazier and mostly would rather just lay back and relax and let the girl do all the work :2 cents: :thumbsup

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I did just cum when I took a shit though. Does that count?

Being you posed the question, you go first.

Mom says I'm handsome

the teacher was horny :winkwink:

that 2 months I had bandages on my hands from masturbating too much.

whole week:pimp

1 second.
j/k

about 10 years, THIS is NOT necessary..

If you don't count the 16 years from 0 to 16, the longest I went was about 8 months.

Hmmmm...
 

What is SEX, I thought we were all virgins serving GOD in here ? :error

In Thailand? LOL

47 years

About 6 months, but I was in jail...

13 years

Are we talkin sex, sex? Or "I did not have sexual relations with that woman" sex?

0-14 :)

Knock of a number of years for non-sexual relations clinton style.

october 10th 2010 until Dec 31 2011 is the longest, after splitting up with the wife. 3 different birds since then, gotta love facebook.

That reminds me of an episode from "Sons of Anarchy":1orglaugh

I haven't done it the past 8 hours goes i was sleeping

I wont even touch that one.....

Anal sex counts :helpme:helpme:helpme:winkwink::winkwink:

8 hours...