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James King · 02-10-2003, 11:35 PM

Hello fellow webmasters,

I started webmastering about 1 year ago+ and I know just about everything there is to know about webmastering. I've read every article and tutorial there is and I've done enough thinking and researching to be able to make tons of money from porn. However, my only problem is actually doing it. I just can't work. I always feel this compulsion to masturbate constantly, today I was trying to make some movie screen caps and I ended up masturbating over the sceen caps. I can only manage to make about 1 AVS site a week, if that. The rest of the time I spend masturbating or fucking around on message boards.

please help me. I don't know what to do, I really want to make a living at porn but I can't stop masturbating long enough to actually get any work done. How do you all manage to work and not masturbate when you're looking at pics and movies all day? I even started doing shemale sites in an effort not to masturbate (because I find shemales repugnant), but now I've started to feel attracted to shemales. I've started driving around the red light district where I live and eyeing up all the shemale whores, and one day when I have enough money my aim is to get a blowjob from one. But I'm running out of money fast (I've been living off my credit card) and I'm going to be broke and homeless soon if I can't make some money fast.

What should I do? Any suggestions or help would be greatly appreciated. Thank you.

EscortBiz · 02-10-2003, 11:37 PM

I would give you advice but im scared you will fall in love with it and jerk off all over it

sweetcuties · 02-10-2003, 11:39 PM

dam dude, that's funny

James King · 02-10-2003, 11:39 PM

Please, I am totally serious about this, I really want to make a good living from porn. Please help me if you can!

SexySites · 02-10-2003, 11:40 PM

LOL, castration?

laters,
Chris

BV · 02-10-2003, 11:42 PM

Do Gay sites or vise versa.

NastyJack · 02-10-2003, 11:42 PM

hahaha.... Good one.... I wish I had that problem.

I use to get turned on by porn but now that I've been in the buss it does nothing for me. All I see is a big money sign.

Suggestion: Tie you're hands behind you're back and for god sake, don't use you're feet.

Lol...

Regards
NastyJack

Pointless · 02-10-2003, 11:43 PM

bahahahah

Warden · 02-10-2003, 11:48 PM

I don?t know, if you know everything there is to know about "webmastering", then you would know to NEVER use you own supplies. A seasoned WM is desensitized by all of this. Best of luck to you FNG.

James King · 02-10-2003, 11:49 PM

I am 100% serious about this! I just can't do gay sites, but I can't stop masturbating either! My bathroom overlooks this pathway, and it's gotten to the stage where I peek out the window and masturbate at the girls going past.

Surely someone has some good tips for avoiding masturbation during the working hours?

psyko514 · 02-10-2003, 11:50 PM

boneprone?

this is lame.

James King · 02-10-2003, 11:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Warden
I don?t know, if you know everything there is to know about "webmastering", then you would know to NEVER use you own supplies. A seasoned WM is desensitized by all of this. Best of luck to you FNG.

But I just can't help it! I need to learn how to stay away from my own content, and other people's! It sucks, I've gone back to being like a horny surfer, I download 5 second clips off Hun galleries and loop them over and over while I masturbate, or sometimes I'kk get 4 different ones going at once, all in a different part of the screen.

Raven · 02-10-2003, 11:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by James King
I am 100% serious about this! I just can't do gay sites, but I can't stop masturbating either! My bathroom overlooks this pathway, and it's gotten to the stage where I peek out the window and masturbate at the girls going past.

Surely someone has some good tips for avoiding masturbation during the working hours?

Put one rubber band around your cock, one around each ball.

Every time you feel the urge, snap them. Hard.

p00p · 02-10-2003, 11:54 PM

Hire a stunt cock to masturbate for you.

Manny the freak is looking for work.

Mr.Fiction · 02-10-2003, 11:55 PM

This is a picture of the real James King:

http://www.gtslade.com/jk01.htm

James King · 02-10-2003, 11:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Raven

Put one rubber band around your cock, one around each ball.

Every time you feel the urge, snap them. Hard.

But that might injure my cock and then my girlfriend would ask me what are those marks etc... she doesn't know I make porn sites (or try to anyway!) I just need to kick the masturbation habit.

Brujah · 02-10-2003, 11:56 PM

Get the Adult Webmaster Manual or go to Adult Webmaster School.

James King · 02-10-2003, 11:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr.Fiction
This is a picture of the real James King:

http://www.gtslade.com/jk01.htm

You just made me want to masturbate again.

James King · 02-10-2003, 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brujah
Get the Adult Webmaster Manual or go to Adult Webmaster School.

Really? Have you got a URL?

MetaMan · 02-11-2003, 12:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by James King
Hello fellow webmasters,

I started webmastering about 1 year ago+ and I know just about everything there is to know about webmastering. I've read every article and tutorial there is and I've done enough thinking and researching to be able to make tons of money from porn. However, my only problem is actually doing it. I just can't work. I always feel this compulsion to masturbate constantly, today I was trying to make some movie screen caps and I ended up masturbating over the sceen caps. I can only manage to make about 1 AVS site a week, if that. The rest of the time I spend masturbating or fucking around on message boards.

please help me. I don't know what to do, I really want to make a living at porn but I can't stop masturbating long enough to actually get any work done. How do you all manage to work and not masturbate when you're looking at pics and movies all day? I even started doing shemale sites in an effort not to masturbate (because I find shemales repugnant), but now I've started to feel attracted to shemales. I've started driving around the red light district where I live and eyeing up all the shemale whores, and one day when I have enough money my aim is to get a blowjob from one. But I'm running out of money fast (I've been living off my credit card) and I'm going to be broke and homeless soon if I can't make some money fast.

What should I do? Any suggestions or help would be greatly appreciated. Thank you.

quick before it too late!

take all your possessions to the local pawn shop, and put all your new found money into a crack habbit!

nothing like our friendly neighbourhood white rock.
its all about getting rid of an old addiction by starting a new one.

Brujah · 02-11-2003, 12:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by James King
Surely someone has some good tips for avoiding masturbation during the working hours?

Try this:

Jamdin · 02-11-2003, 12:04 AM

Grow fat & your dick will disappear. Then you won't have anything left to jerk off...

James King · 02-11-2003, 12:08 AM

Man, even looking at that gay shit makes me want to jack off... it just makes me think of this hot blonde shemale I saw last night. I keep fantasizing about getting sucked off in the car by a really feminine shemale, and reaching over to rub it's cock through it's pants. I might even touch it with my bare hand, or even put it in my mouth, but I don't want to catch any diseases.

Surely I'm not the only webmaster with a chronic masturbation habit! How does everyone else cope?

psyko514 · 02-11-2003, 12:11 AM

this is still lame.

James King · 02-11-2003, 12:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by psyko514
this is still lame.

Fuck you! I am serious, this is a serious issue. I really want to make it as a webmaster but I just don;t know how.

James King · 02-11-2003, 12:21 AM

Just as an example... now I'm trying to do a site for Lesbian Extreme... but I had to jack off over the FPA before I could get started.

besterman · 02-11-2003, 01:08 AM

You might consider the power of design leverage. Contract out your design work to professional designers (God knows how they get anything done, but they usually do

) That way, you can do non-porn related work (or traffic building)...you won't have to stare at naked babes all day...

Rich · 02-11-2003, 01:11 AM

Try working with something that doesn't turn you on, gays, trannies, whatever it may be.

02-10-2003, 11:35 PM	#1
James King Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 130	Please Help Me!!! Hello fellow webmasters, I started webmastering about 1 year ago+ and I know just about everything there is to know about webmastering. I've read every article and tutorial there is and I've done enough thinking and researching to be able to make tons of money from porn. However, my only problem is actually doing it. I just can't work. I always feel this compulsion to masturbate constantly, today I was trying to make some movie screen caps and I ended up masturbating over the sceen caps. I can only manage to make about 1 AVS site a week, if that. The rest of the time I spend masturbating or fucking around on message boards. please help me. I don't know what to do, I really want to make a living at porn but I can't stop masturbating long enough to actually get any work done. How do you all manage to work and not masturbate when you're looking at pics and movies all day? I even started doing shemale sites in an effort not to masturbate (because I find shemales repugnant), but now I've started to feel attracted to shemales. I've started driving around the red light district where I live and eyeing up all the shemale whores, and one day when I have enough money my aim is to get a blowjob from one. But I'm running out of money fast (I've been living off my credit card) and I'm going to be broke and homeless soon if I can't make some money fast. What should I do? Any suggestions or help would be greatly appreciated. Thank you.

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NastyJack Registered User Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 1,291	hahaha.... Good one.... I wish I had that problem. I use to get turned on by porn but now that I've been in the buss it does nothing for me. All I see is a big money sign. Suggestion: Tie you're hands behind you're back and for god sake, don't use you're feet. Lol... Regards NastyJack

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James King Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 130	I am 100% serious about this! I just can't do gay sites, but I can't stop masturbating either! My bathroom overlooks this pathway, and it's gotten to the stage where I peek out the window and masturbate at the girls going past. Surely someone has some good tips for avoiding masturbation during the working hours?

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James King Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 130	Man, even looking at that gay shit makes me want to jack off... it just makes me think of this hot blonde shemale I saw last night. I keep fantasizing about getting sucked off in the car by a really feminine shemale, and reaching over to rub it's cock through it's pants. I might even touch it with my bare hand, or even put it in my mouth, but I don't want to catch any diseases. Surely I'm not the only webmaster with a chronic masturbation habit! How does everyone else cope?

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James King Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 130	Just as an example... now I'm trying to do a site for Lesbian Extreme... but I had to jack off over the FPA before I could get started.

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