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Brujah · 05-03-2012, 02:14 AM

An exercise in writing for the creative among us. No rules. Write whatever you want. Mix in any genre you'd like. I'll start the narrative.

"Stupid bitch," he muttered to himself. She rang his cat food up three times, overcharging for the purchase and seemingly took forever to correct the mistake. He lived with his mother, and she insisted he bring home cat food after work or she'd lock him out. Here he was, one service industry employee taking out his frustrations on another. She laughed at her own mistake and apologized waiting for the manager to respond to the alert that signalled his attention was needed.

The ground shook violently accompanied by a bizarre light show of bright colors and a crackling energy. A seering heat shot through his skull as he dropped to the floor, before blacking out. His eyes narrowed trying to focus as he awoke, gazing at the triple-breasted female before him.

CurrentlySober · 05-03-2012, 02:18 AM

Thought this was a Paul Markham thread...

papill0n · 05-03-2012, 02:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Brujah

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"Stupid bitch," he muttered to himself. She rang his cat food up three times, overcharging for the purchase and seemingly took forever to correct the mistake. He lived with his mother, and she insisted he bring home cat food after work or she'd lock him out. Here he was, one service industry employee taking out his frustrations on another. She laughed at her own mistake and apologized waiting for the manager to respond to the alert that signalled his attention was needed.

The ground shook violently accompanied by a bizarre light show of bright colors and a crackling energy. A seering heat shot through his skull as he dropped to the floor, before blacking out. His eyes narrowed trying to focus as he awoke, gazing at the triple-breasted female before him.

he began to realize that the ice was kicking in harder than he expected and and he better get the hell out of there quickly. he picked up a cat food tin and hurtled it towards the stunned employee splitting her forehead and knocking her out cold.

EddyTheDog · 05-03-2012, 02:51 AM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Thought this was a Paul Markham thread...

DWB · 05-03-2012, 02:58 AM

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Originally Posted by papill0n

he began to realize that the ice was kicking in harder than he expected and and he better get the hell out of there quickly. he picked up a cat food tin and hurtled it towards the stunned employee splitting her forehead and knocking her out cold.

The unconscious employee started convulsing on the floor and everyone panicked. Screams for 911 were ringing through the hallway and everyone gathered around her, careful not to touch her out of fear of a lawsuit. But Linda wasn't hurt at all. The cat food tin hit her in just the right spot on her head, opening a portal. Her body was transcending into another realm. Linda was entering the magical dream world of Jodahar.

ottopottomouse · 05-03-2012, 04:15 AM

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Originally Posted by DWB

The unconscious employee started convulsing on the floor and everyone panicked. Screams for 911 were ringing through the hallway and everyone gathered around her, careful not to touch her out of fear of a lawsuit. But Linda wasn't hurt at all. The cat food tin hit her in just the right spot on her head, opening a portal. Her body was transcending into another realm. Linda was entering the magical dream world of Jodahar.

Unfortunately Jodahar was flooded and never having learnt to swim Linda floundered about in the water and then sank to the bottom. Her lungs filling with water she realised that this was the end and she was drowning. Memorable events from her life flashed through her mind like a badly presented set of holiday snaps and as she drifted into unconsciousness the last thing she saw was...

CaptainHowdy · 05-03-2012, 06:14 AM

... The end.

DWB · 05-03-2012, 08:19 AM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

... The end.

But like a Marvel Comic movie, after the credits was a 45 second sneek peek of Linda's return to Earth.

05-03-2012, 02:14 AM	#1
Brujah Beer Money Baron Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: brujah / gmail Posts: 22,157	Neverending Story An exercise in writing for the creative among us. No rules. Write whatever you want. Mix in any genre you'd like. I'll start the narrative. "Stupid bitch," he muttered to himself. She rang his cat food up three times, overcharging for the purchase and seemingly took forever to correct the mistake. He lived with his mother, and she insisted he bring home cat food after work or she'd lock him out. Here he was, one service industry employee taking out his frustrations on another. She laughed at her own mistake and apologized waiting for the manager to respond to the alert that signalled his attention was needed. The ground shook violently accompanied by a bizarre light show of bright colors and a crackling energy. A seering heat shot through his skull as he dropped to the floor, before blacking out. His eyes narrowed trying to focus as he awoke, gazing at the triple-breasted female before him. __________________ Free Premium Domain Lists and Tools at Clickmojo.com For Sale: Obscenity.com

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